Thursday, March 18, 2010

Prick with a fork

Iron chef Bobby Flay looks like he's dressed for Star Trek convention. I wish someone would ship this cocky fucker to a planet where there are no peppers. Throwdown that, you prick.

23 comments:

Dirty Disher said...

BF "I'm going to give this dish a South Western twist!" No shit, didn't see that comming. Prick.

Anonymous said...

I dont like him either....he seems like the nerd who got beat up every day in high school, but is now successful and smug....

snowbunnie

escrow said...

And it's that "southwestern twist" that invairiably leads him to lose the throwdown. I used to like FoodNetwork but just can't stomach it anymore. They think we are all idiots. Want some funny reading? Foodnetworkhumor

Cynthia said...

These guys are ALL divas in one way or another.
The one I really can't stand is Rocco DiSpirito. Mama's boy with an entitlement issue.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure he hates you too.

Anonymous said...

And let's all remember to wash our hands when working with poultry....LOL. They act like no-one else knows how to cook.

Ella said...

OMG! DD, you made my day with this, can't stand him! I'd love to tell him where to cram his peppers.

Dirty Disher said...

Rectal peppers. Feel the heat, Booby?

Melissa said...

Can't stand him...

Mary said...

I HATE that S.O.B Prick!!! God I REALLY HATE him!!! O.K. I feel better now.

Peg said...

There's quite a few of them on there I can't stand. Duff from Ace of Cakes actually turns my stomach. He looks like he has excessive body hair and smells like B.O. I could imagine finding a back hair in my cake. Everyone who works there looks dirty and acts like they all dropped a valium. Nasty hair flying around the fondant and rolling it around like it's play dough. ewwww

There's suppose to be launching a new 24 hour Food Network channel pretty soon.

escrow I love Foodnetworkhumor.com. They always say what I'm thinking.

Ella said...

Wow, I came back & half expected a FUCK BOBBY FLAY from miss tia. :)

I don't know of many grown men that call themselves Bobby.

Anonymous said...

why the negativity? did he kill your grandma? hes just a cook on Tv . change the channel

Anonymous said...

I've seen bobby be a gracious loser on iron chef
so no I don't think he's all that bad. The chair
man Mark dacasco rocks ! Kevin the Canadian
lil guy on the show used to live on my moms
street in toronto and Alton browne is the man!
Kiki
:)

Unknown said...

Anthony Bourdain all the way.. He was a cook. But is much better as a critic.

Ya I have to agree with the ace of cakes post. Nothing is worst than getting hair in your food. YUCK.

Anonymous said...

Anthony Bourdain has been referrd to as having that "heroin chic" look...and I get it. He has never lied about his using drugs. I don't know if he still does. He looks like he enjoys the weed tho. Maybe heroin is going a bit far. Bobby is OK. I kinda like him. Maybe it's the red hair freckled face strawberry thing that bugs you guys? It bugs me but I kinda like him. I watch Travel Channel food shows, they are fun to watch. Food Network is getting a big head. Lots of psuedo-celebs on there. Sandy Semi-Home Made chick makes me crazy but she owns the fact that she was dirt poor growing up & didn't know where her next meal was coming from. So, I have to like her. I do not watch her tho. She color coordinates her kitchen with the food & her clothes! It's crazy. Crazy Cake guy does look greasy & stinky and I don't think he brushes his teeth. I can imagine the fondant fights, it hits the floor & they use it anyways. Seriously. Some shows deserve 1 or 2 seasons. But they don't know when to stop. Alton Brown is like The Science Guy. Love him!!! And "Unwrapped" is just fun.
rox

Kiki :) said...

Rox unwrapped yes! That show is like porn
for OCD pats. Mark summers the host spoke
about his OCD & he has it bigtime ! Doing the
show keeps him sane. Yeah Alton browne is
the man. Love his show good eats he's the bill
nye of the food channel 8-) His best two ge
shows were the marshmallow & ambrosia epis.
My favourite chef was Justin Wilson d-sept 5 2001.
Now I have my dear fellow chef Micheal smith. Kiki :)

Brenda said...

I read Bourdain's book. He eats all that weird shit. Alton Brown is good. Bobby is ok. High school drop out and cocky as hell. I don't really like gingy's (sorry). I also liked that guy who used on be on George "Ham" on the street or something.Duff is scuzzy, Cake Boss no way I want to slap him.I like Guy Fieri too. Does anyone remember the Galloping Gourmet? I am amazed though at all these men and how they just love to cook. I guess because I cannot stand to. I should have married one

Linda said...

Maybe it's the red hair freckled face strawberry thing that bugs you guys? It bugs me but I kinda like him.
~~~
Roz, that's why I DO like him...part of it. He's also very gracious when he loses on Throwdown. He's married to the gal that used to be on Law & Order-SVU, Stephanie March.

Cynthia said...

Jeff Smith - the Galloping Gourmet.
I really enjoyed watching him. He had one of the first cooking shows that was well-produced.

I liked him right up until he was arrested for sexually abusing the young interns he had working for him.

Then I didn't like him anymore.
Creepy pervert.

But, to this day, I still use his quiche recipe.

Cynthia said...

Sorry - have to amend my post!

Jeff Smith was the FRUGAL GOURMET.

Graham Kerr was the Galloping Gourmet.

Unknown said...

Alton is the MAN!

I used to like Bobby and Guy....now I find them unwatchable....ugh!

Ella said...

Oh Kiki I do like Michael Smith, I've watched him since his very first show the Inn Chef.

Rox, Tony is so cool, I get such a kick out of him, that man will eat pretty much anything at least once. The one episode he did with his wife was neat. The chats that go on over at his blog can get pretty interesting.

I gave what you said some thought, his hair colour & freckles, but then I have 2 particulary close friends who are gingy's, so that's not it for me.

Alton is another fave in our house. The series he did riding around on a motorcycle was interesting.