This is what you get when you raise your kid as a princess. A 31 year old woman who's only lasting relationship is with her Mommy, who won't take a bath without a tiara and who glues rhinestones on her pubes. JLH calls it vagazzle. That is not your vagina. I think it's terribly sad when a grown woman doesn't know where her vagina is. Maybe Princess's don't have vaginas.
Monday, March 15, 2010
Result of The Princess Movement
This is what you get when you raise your kid as a princess. A 31 year old woman who's only lasting relationship is with her Mommy, who won't take a bath without a tiara and who glues rhinestones on her pubes. JLH calls it vagazzle. That is not your vagina. I think it's terribly sad when a grown woman doesn't know where her vagina is. Maybe Princess's don't have vaginas.
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Is that apparition Jennifer Love Hewitt?
OMG.
Surely, she must have been attending some kind of dress-up event?
Either that or she's having some kind of breakdown.
I did read that she just split from her latest squeeze.
Or maybe her twat crystal glue has given her a contact high.
She looks like a total douchebag. Who the fuck, over age 10, thinks it is ok to go out of the house like that?
I hope this a cry for Paparazzi attention or she's in 'character' for a role otherwise she looks ridiculous. Plus who would bedazzle their V's??!! Ouch...
I think this pic was taken at her birthday party. Apparently it was an '80s theme party, although she doesn't look very '80s to me. Nobody wore Lady Gaga-ish bows made of hair in the '80s.
Man, I wonder if she used a hot glue gun!!! Ouch!!
I say we duct tape her to DDs mom and let the
27 cats have at them ! Crazy deserves crazy !!
Kiki
You hit on a personal (so to speak) pet peeve...calling the external female bits a "vagina". Ahem...the vagina is internal, a "passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix". It's crystals glued to your vulva JLH!
I'm glad we had this chat. As you were, smoke 'em if ya got 'em.
Hi nissa your new pix looks very nice in b&w.
Hope things are going well for u with that nurse
instructor you told us about earlier. :) Kiki
hello miss butterfly :)
-kiki
Kiki,
Actually it has gotten way better. She just ignores me now and I am good with that=) I will not learn a damn thing from her, but there is always next clinical rotation. Only 4 more weeks left of her misery. Ralphie took the picture LOL Not bad for an almost 6 year old. Hope you are doing well Kiki!
Nissa I'm happy :) to hear that she's not bothering
you. She was never in your side so who needs her
anyway. ?! Hope the next four weeks go well and
she marks you fairly. If not speak up. Takecare :) Kiki
What is also bad about this is there is one more just like her standing to her right! They are multiplying!
And Frimmy, if I had'em, I'd smoke'em! Thanks for the anatomy lesson. Sometimes we need to be reminded of these things!
meh i was thinking we were all good here, JLH and her ilk need the lesson. She's not taking my calls.
Frimmy, you are so right and the new terminology has been bothering me for years. Can we blame Oprah and her va-jay-jay?
Never heard of a princess movement but I have heard of 'snowflake children.' Both are evil.
And as an 80s baby (I was born in 1969), let me assure you we did NOT dress like that. Ballerina tutus? Please. You'd have got your ass beat in my school if you showed up looking like that. Then they'd haul you off somewhere for a psych evaluation.
The term "va-jay-jay" comes from the show "Grey's Anatomy". It's a stupid term and also a stupid show IMO.
What a nightmare of a girlfriend!.
And if you have to beautify your vulva (thanks Frimmy!) for someone to notice, that may be a problem too.
A little creepy. What's next?, balloons tied to the ankles and gift wrapped breasts?.
Enrique
When will this pathetic movement of Divas, Goddesses and Princesses end? It's embarrassing to be female these days.
Hi Kiki!!
Enrique lol :-))
miss butterfly hi :)
Enrique, I know, right? But I think guys are being forced in the same direction by the same marketing shame foisted upon women. Shaving all the hair off...moisturizers...and, no need to trim all the hedges around the deck. It's how you're using the deck that makes it worth spending time there.
I agree Natty it is embarrassing to be female sometimes.
Kiki, I had no idea Corey Haim was a Canuck.
Frimmy of the Rockies,
by way of Waterloo, Ontario,
by way of Summerside, PEI,
by way of Timmins Ontario - where Shania is from ;)
Frimmy, AGREED! My ex thought he would spice things up with a little manscaping and shaved ALL his hair off down there. It took forever to grow back and I was seriously turned off. Felt like I was having sex with a 10 year old. YUCK!
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