Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Straight off the runway

Still talking about the Oscar fashions? Really? Geyawd. Give me a break. Stars pay thousands and thousands to coked up stylists to find them something hidious to wear so Joan Rivers can call them out. Joan declared Charlize "worst dressed". Well, that's what Joan was trying to say, but, her frozen face doesn't move anymore. It sounded more like an elderly queef. Also her head is on the floor, weighted down with her shitty QVC jewelry collection.

21 comments:

c said...

Lol @ "elderly queef"!!!
Pat, you are too funny!
That is a horrible dress, and I find it difficult to believe that this is the best she was offered.
I didn't watch Oscars anything. I did go online to my usual spots to see some of the worst and best of fashion, and read about George Clooney's silver flask. I don't doubt that a number of people carry them, it just seems tacky to display it. I guess anything for attention, eh?
I really didn't care about any of the movies up for awards, so I could not care less what won. I'm always up for stars looking a little stupid, though.

Christina said...

And why did they snub Farrah and Ed McMahon? Just stupid and small on their part. I lost the last little lonely grain of respect that I had for those weasel producers when I heard about this. Assholes!

escrow said...

That dress was a lame attempt to make the pres of the itty bitty titty commitee appear to no longer qualify.

Dirty Disher said...

They snubbed Farrah because the Oscars has nothing to do with what the people want. It's the Academy..a bunch of Hollywood politics and I could care less anymore.

escrow said...

I can proudly say I have not been in a movie theatre in more than 10 years and I don't rent movies either.

Christina said...

That's pretty amazing, Escrow. I've seen some movies in the theater, but not many. The only ones that I remember are The Lord of the Rings series, Harry Potter series (and I can't wait for the next two!) and Robots. The rest were forgettable.
My son gave us Star Trek, the Movie, for Christmas, and that would have been great on the big screen. Just couldn't work it into our routine, though. That, and it is expensive.

Christina said...

My apologies. The first post, listed as "c" is me. I don't know why it offers me that choice under name. It only appears here when I've made a mistake.

NancyB said...

Best laugh of the day, DD. You rarely let me down!

Ella said...

They snubbed Bea Arthur too.

Anonymous said...

Indeed how dare they snub Maude Findlay !
The members of the academy are a pompous
lot of the dark side of hollyweird. I still remember
when Vinge Rhames won and gave his Oscar
to Jack lemon. The academy was NOT
amused ! I was delighted to learn. Kiki =D

Anonymous said...

Escrow you are a star in my book. Kiki :)

Anonymous said...

Escrow if I may be permitted to add an
adjective to your hilariuos post. I would say
indeed Charlize has been de thrones as the
queen of the itty bitty SPITTY titty comittee !
Rofl that comment was stellar. Keep shining on.
Kiki :)

Alison said...

I never watch any awards shows, I just look at the fashions afterwards. All I care about is the fashion. And you are right, Charlize looked horrible. Her boobs were growing flowers! I saw a picture of that same dress on a runway model at a Dior show and it was in white and blue. It looked much better on the model because she had kooky accessories to go with it, like opera-length gloves. Charlize looked too serious in it. It's not a serious dress.

Anonymous said...

Alot of people say the death montage is morbid. I don't think it is. Anyway, this year they only showed the "popular" dead, like Michael Jackson (a gifted actor?). Left out many who were movie actors like Farrah, Henry Gibson, Bea Arthur (they were also TV actors.) And they brought out Demi Moore to kick it off by first showing Patrick Swayze. In the past, the went in order ot death. Patrick did not die in the beginning of the year. Anyway, if they would only show one picture of each deceased, they could include all.They seriously fucked it up and I hope those two guys don't get to produce next year.

Anonymous said...

The death montage is beautiful. IMO tcm has
the best rememberances timed to a musical
theme song. Like the 2007 list @ Ryan Adams.
Or 2008s Promises by break down boy. Kiki ;(
Keep the Kleenex handy.

Alison said...

What bothers me about death montages is when the audience claps or cheers for some of the people who were more well-known or popular in life. That is very disrespectful. The people are dead! It's not a damn popularity contest!

ICSillyPeople said...

I love to watch the Oscars (don't play me in trivia on the subject, you'll lose) but I hate when there are no surprises. Everyone who was predicted to win won! How boring.

KiKi: Ving never won an Oscar. I remember that moment too, I'm pretty sure it was a TV movie. Not sure which one but it was another awards show.

my9cats said...

That is one stupid looking dress.
Wonder if some of these designers really have a secret hate-on for women.

Nattie said...

I think designers of all kinds feel desperate to find something new and their desperation often takes them in fugly directions.

I wouldn't mind the dress if it didn't make her boobs look saggy. I don't like the light fabric added to the body of the dress. I loved Kathy Ireland's dress and jewelery!

Ella said...

Ving gave a Golden Globe to Lemon, it's in his wiki.

Anonymous said...

I stand corrected man why did I think it was
an Oscar ????? Kiki