A company has invented talking headstones. Launched by Objecs, LLC last month, Personal RosettaStones are iPod-sized stone tablets embedded with RFID (Radio Frequency Identification) tags that can store up to 1,000 words and a picture. When they're near a mobile phone equipped with compatible technology, the information in the microchip is beamed right on to the cell phone screen. Objecs says the tags, which can be affixed to headstones, can last for up to 3,200 years.*
Well, at least you can have the last word. So, I'm curious..what would yours say?
18 comments:
What would you say ?
GET OFF MY LAWN
Did you bring ice? It's hot as hell down here.
im hiding 6 feet under.
Its almost like some kind of practical joke you could pull on someone with this. Some people would find it funny. When others find it offensive.
Ummmm ... One Question: who would be around in say 3,199 years to collect on my guarantee if my stone stops talking?
Psst...psst...no, I'm down here. Do you mind getting a shovel and getting me the hell out of here.
"I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!"
LMAO!
Mine would say, "Oh my God! I can't breathe!!! Can't anyone hear me? Please, won't someone get me out of here?"
i think mine would be "who the fuck are you and what are you doing here?"
"Ouch! You just stepped on my finger you bastard!"
:-)~
"You never call. You don't write ..."
i would record fart noises.
Aw! Come on! Let me out! I'll be good! I promise! My, what a juicy looking neck you have!
This is off the subject a little--it is a bit of knowledge from me, but not for a tombstone.
People, take my advice--never ever take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time!
Bayou Jane, I think that's EXCELLENT advice for a tombstone.
My fav for a tombstone is SEE I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!
I saw the "I told you I was sick" one in Key West.
My favorite; "I was what you are now; soon you'll be what I am now".
Jarhead
Here's one I like.
"Here lies an atheist. All dressed up. No place to go."
It's from an old stone in Virginia.
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