Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Caution..your prescription won't cure stupid


Have you seen that pharmacy commercial where they say the pharmacist is haaaaaappy to answer all your questions? I'm pretty sure it's Wal-Mart and it has this insipid music, do DO do Do do DOO DOO..and then faces come on with a voice over, "Are children's medicines only for children?? Why is Pepto Bismal pink?? Smiley, smiley, fart fart. No. How about you say your name and pick up your meds and get your moron ass out of my way because I am tired of standing in line waiting while your retarded old ass wastes peoples time because you're too damn lazy to read an over the counter vitamin label, you farting piece of ignorant brain dead flotsam. Who gives a shit why Pepto is pink, look it up on the Internet if you think your life might not go on if you don't find the answer. Asking a bunch of idiot questions is NOT what pharmacists are there for. Assholes..now with encouragement.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wla-Mart customers? You kiddin' me? There are no words. I mean we ALL shop there at times but those ppl in those shopping-go-carts make me so damn mad. Their bellys flapping down over their knees and they are rude bully's too. I always say Uncle-Daddy is at Wal-Mart & he sooo is. I can imagine the locals in Arkansas where it's headquartered! Wow! Nothing against Arkansas, I have relatives in Texarkana. But when you talk about the idiots that hold up the line, anyplace, i get mad. GTFOMW!
rox

Anonymous said...

PS:Use the self-pay line if at all possible. Altho, the Pharmacy doesn't have this. You have to wait in line there, both lines! Grrrr!

escrow said...

I REFUSE to shop WallyWorld. They have ruined my town. With a population of Approx 60,000 just how many does a population need. Well, we have 2, plus Sams and the regional distrubution center. This town brought them in with tax incentives. WM paid no taxes for the first 10 years they were in town. All this in exchange for a bazillion crappy part time jobs and a shit load of cheap made in China crap to fill up the landfill. As soon as WM moved in Hewlett Packard packed up and left taking the good jobs there were.

Please add to the list Miss Tia.

Linda said...

I wish I had the luxury of not shopping at Walmt. but their RX prices are good. What drives me insane is the women who 'man' the front of the pharmacy are slower than molasses goin down a hill in Jan.! They spend more time joking w/each other, even when they're waiting on people!

Dirty Disher said...

I just don't know why anyone would encourage people to ask ridiculous questions..they do that already. It's a frickin' nightmare being in line behind those idiots.

valle said...

i found a website that offered a prescription discount card for free if you don't have insurance. Of course I was skeptical but I figured what the hell and printed it out. I was happily suprised that it worked! I got my med that is regularly $28 for $13 and another that would have been I think $30. The site is called unarxcard.com . You put in your name and email address and it spits out an id number for you and you print the card. BTW , no I do not work for them and have nothing to gain by spreading the word. Just trying to help out!

Christina said...

LOL! I love your descriptions, and questions, Pat! (What color is a fart???)
I hardly ever go to Wal-Mart, and hate it when I do. Went there last week to get a garbage can with a foot pedal, as Harley is so tall that it is far to easy for him to just dip his head in the pail when there's no lid. What's worse is that Mia isn't as tall, but he's teaching her, and I'm finding wrappers, etc. everywhere. Wal-Mart gives me a feeling of desperation and despair as I enter the store. They had what I wanted, but I feel physically bad shopping there. It's depressing to go to the checkout and see what other people are buying. Target is cheap, but doesn't feel bad. I don't know why WM does.
My pet peeve is having to wait in line at a pharmacy, when you can see the person holding things up is some old fart who is asking endless questions. Same thing at the doctor's office, when you have to wait long after appointment time, and then you see some old biddie stroll out looking full of herself, and a younger person with her, who probably helped her ask foolish questions. I just want to put my foot out to trip them on their way out.

Alison said...

Wal-Mart's ads play to it's target audience: stupid people.

I have to wait at pharmacies all the time 'cause of my crummy health and I do NOT appreciate dum-dums who say things like "Should I take this with food?" when it says right on the label TAKE WITH FOOD. I mean seriously. Just pick up your meds and get out. The only thing that saves me time is that I'm there so much the staff recognizes me and they don't even make me give my name or phone number most of the time.

Linda said...

Valle, thanks for that info. I've printed out a card, and hopefully it will be as good as your deal was!