Mariah Carey was pissed off because US Mag said she was pregnant because of her changing figure. She's not pregnant (she says)..no, she's just hefty again (I say). She's a 40 year old woman who continues to dress like she's 16 and she needs to throw out the Hello Kitty decor and get a grip. Soon she will go on a diet, hire a personal trainer and pose naked on every magazine cover on Earth while releasing a new song about unicorns shitting out butterflys from their rainbow assholes and everything will be right again. But, for now, I'm happy. I'm always cheered up when Mariah's fat.
Monday, April 26, 2010
Hefty hefty hefty
Mariah Carey was pissed off because US Mag said she was pregnant because of her changing figure. She's not pregnant (she says)..no, she's just hefty again (I say). She's a 40 year old woman who continues to dress like she's 16 and she needs to throw out the Hello Kitty decor and get a grip. Soon she will go on a diet, hire a personal trainer and pose naked on every magazine cover on Earth while releasing a new song about unicorns shitting out butterflys from their rainbow assholes and everything will be right again. But, for now, I'm happy. I'm always cheered up when Mariah's fat.
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Oh, my, my. . . she is not only looking hefty, but a little rough in that picture. I feel badly for her because it really is hard to live in a body that won't do what you want it to, and keeps you hyper-vigilant about calories and exercise. Exercise is pretty much a drag, as is see-sawing back and forth on weight. As the years go along, it's so much more difficult to keep the weight off, or lose it, too. I recently read something that said after 40, you need to exercise for a full hour a day to keep weight off. Who wants to do that?
she is so fucking rich, she can retire and live comfortably the rest of her life.....and her outfits are ridic...
btw, asshat troll is on the baby pix post.....
Her little baby hubby doesnt look too happy either. I once had a friend, she was average when she got married, size 7 or 8 probably. Then after about a year she had gained well over 40 or 50 pounds. A guy friend from high school ran into her and asked her what happened to her?! She said "I guess I am just happy". I never got that, I think insecure is the true word. She likes to cook, waaaay too much and she cooks "wrong". She actually would wake her kids up after midnight to give them snacks!! My daughter was woke up when spending the night and that totally freaked her out, it was just weird. Some people find love with food when life has not been kind. Mariah is rich, why? Well, w/e...she s and can afford a personal trainer to kick her ass! Brit had to do it. It happens to most women. But she needs to stop eating the wrong things and get to working out. Shes a celeb. I cannot imagine how bad the scrutiny makes you feel. I heard she weighs over 200 pounds now. It could be true. Hope she gets with it soon.
she looks like she's heading out to a Wal-Mart shopping spree. Gawd, I think I have seen her at Wal-Mart! LOL...or her twin. Dayum...she looks gross, her hair even looks awful and too short of skirt. Showing the fat thighs ain't cute! Blech
The troll is brain damaged Matt Heckmess who's obsessed with all things DD and Tia. He has a real thing for us and spends his day on our blogs wanking.
heckass never leaves comments on my lj....i have no clue why the fuck he is obsessed with either of us....but as i learned with my insane neighbor, you can't figure psychopaths out!
she looks way more ethnic now too. As she ages and gains weight. Nick will leave if she goes broke. he aint in it for the love!
Well when your handbag is bugger than
your skirt it's time to give it up already !
Mooriah is caring too much weight. She
looks like Nicks mom picking him up from
school. She's a hot buttery mess ! Kiki :/
Nick looks pissed. I am surprised Mariah is carrying her own bag, usually that's Nick's job. Maybe he is bored with being a kept man and told her to carry her own damn bag. He better watch out! Much more of that behavior and Mariah will demand a divorce!
Mariah should just accept that she is built to be bigger than a size 2. But she is delusional and keeps thinking she will one day have a body like Nicole Richie. A few years ago when Mariah lost some weight she insisted she was a size 0. MAYBE she was a size 4. At the smallest. But she kept saying "I am a size 0." As I said she is delusional. So she will never stop trying to get a body like a waif.
Eh, I'm still fatter than her.
You and me both, but, we don't pose half naked.
Whoa, I just looked at that pic again and I don't think I'm fatter than her anymore. How weird is that?
stores are going to change their sizes and go up in cut and stay the same size. They are compensating for the sizes of the average women, yet making her still feel like she wears a small size. If a "0" is whats sewn into her jeans, then thats a size "0"...but it's not really a zero. MC is faling for her designer labels gimmick. And she lies! This is a sales gimick. Who wouldn't buy a brand that made you a size or 3 smaller than reality? I would too!!! LOL!!! The manufacturers know this, it's a mind trick.
"OMG, I can wear a size 5 now?" "I was a 12 a week ago...thats some diet I have been on!!!" Then forks over the $100 bucks for the damn jeans...
Rox
Nick will never dump her ass, he will just cheat on her. Mariah needs to stop shopping in the 6X-12department at Target.This woman will never grow up or get a clue. She still thinks she is 18 years old with the IQ to go with it. She would look much younger and thinner if she would just embrace her size and shop according to it.
Why can't she just relax, admit that she's eating cause she's happy, and dress for her size?
She's looking pudgy, but she's mostly boobs, anyway.
Denial is more than a river in Egypt. Ms. Thing needs to wake up.
I don't care about Mariah. I don't get why she is such a popular singer. Her voice annoys me.
But I love it when Oprah is fat!
DD, ya got me there. I wouldn't be caught dead in that outfit. She's an embarrassment to herself.
Rox, Lane Bryant has been doing a reduced size thing for a year or so now and honestly, I hate it! I'm a size 18....... NOT a size 3. As a big fatty I don't want to have to try on 4 different sizes to find out what I fit in. Clothes shopping isn't 'fun' for me and it's aggravating to have to figure out new sizes. It's also insulting. I weigh more than 200 lbs. I am NOT a size 3 and to label me as such makes me think that clothing company is judging me. Let me be a size 18.
On that note, I'd like to add that I've now lost 15 lbs. on my diet and I'm down to a size 16. I don't know what the Hell size that is in Lane Bryant language so I'll just buy my clothes at Walmart until I can fit into a 'regular' size. Reduced sizing is silly and can be even harmful. My best friend insisted she was a 36F for years and screwed up her back pretty good before finally admitting she was a 44DD. Who the Hell notices your bra size?
She might be on hormones/shots or something to get her pregnant. Most people I know who are on them really blow up and they have to take the meds for years.
Ethnic? Her mother is white, Irish Catholic.
DD you are smaller than Mariah from what
i've seen u are no way near as big as her she
outweighs you by at least half a buck! Kiki :)
Heck I'm ethnic too then 1/2 Irish 1/2 italian
pasta & potatoes it's genetic suicide if u add
all the soda bread and paninis !! Mariah needs
to cut out the booze and start walking oh &
get some proper footwear no more of those
hooker heels gawwwwd awful. She's should
start by coming up here to see me come on
up Mariah start walking now and about 7-9
months you will arrive in Canada on foot at
the very least 75 pounds lighter I garonteee!
LoL !!! :-)) I just kracked myself up ! Kiki ;)
Hefty hefty hefty. What does that make him? Whimpy whimpy whimpy?
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