Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Kate dances to "Paparazzi"



Telling the story of her love/hate relationship with the paps, Kate dances the Paso Dobel. She looked like a drunk dance hall hooker. The dance should have been called the Awkward Paso Stompo.

27 comments:

Mimi to 3 said...

She is so pathetically patheticish. What the hell is with that hair? Extensions in, extensions out, extensions in, and on and on. Fake tears, I love my kids, poor me, poor me. And she is fat! But most of all is that horrific arrogance on her face. The anger at the judges. And don't forget, she said the reason she wanted to do DWTS was to laugh at herself. Well, who's laughing now, Kate?

Anonymous said...

Didn't watch it. I might be able to after lunch. Would hate to spoil my appetite. On 2nd thot!!! Good diet aid!! The picture alone is awful. She looks like a $2 whore. Just sayin'. Worn OUT! & Busted! *Blech*

rox

miss tia said...

i didn't watch the video, but the image there, doesn't she look like chris crocker???

Anonymous said...

Khate didnt dance the paso doble..she walked it. Slowly. And drunkenly...with the "bitch from hell" look that one of the judges commented on.But waaay better than last weeks nightmare in the short skirt, her fat legs clunking away like sausages in shoes.

From the way she carries on about the paps you would think she was a hollywood A-lister instead of a crazed child pimping former reality personality.

Dirty Disher said...

She looks like Chris Crocker at 50.

Anonymous said...

I am so tired of her saying she is doing "everything" for her kids. She acts like she is the only person in the world who has kids. And her saying she had a hard, tough year...well a lot of people have had a tough year. We just don't have ABC and TLC kissing our asses for ratings. Does she ever think about all the people who have lost their jobs and are having to take any job they can to feed their family?

Maureen said...

So funny!! Watch the "dance" without sound. She is making a fool of herself, week after week. Boy, she must have one giant ego if she watches this and can't see how pitiful she is.

Anonymous said...

I read she is doing this because she needs the money to support her family and Jon's name is being tossed around for next season! Would be funny if he did really well. I don't see that happening. Why do the networks keep gicving these idiots (The G's) face time? Just stop it and they will have to start living regular lives again and work for a living. And if she has problems feeding her kids, she can do like we do and visit her local food banks every month!!

Christina said...

She said that if she is thinking about fixing dinner, it shows on her face. WTF??? When does she really fix dinner? And if she is filming on DWTS, we know she is not fixing dinner. Oh, the self-delusions!
That was a horrible performance. First of all, I don't think she is fat. She falls into that category of "doesn't look good on film". I know she has had eight children, but for goodness' sake, she has had a free tummy tuck, probably free gym membership, etc. Suck it in, girl! Secondly, the outfit just did not work on her. The bustier thing made her look like a lumpy sausage, and made her kind-of "wag" her body in an unflattering manner. Thirdly, her movements were not sharp and polished enough to carry off a theme like this. Fourthly, she walked through most of it. It was not a "dance".
Yikes. God help us all if she decides to take up acting because they called in a coach for her on this episode.

Dirty Disher said...

Maureen's right. Without sound it's hilarious. Make a "splat" sound when she goes down. She looks like a brick wrapped in a sausage.

Chrissy said...

Hah! They had to hire an acting coach to teach Kate how to act like Kate, in a dance about Kate! What a loser.

Linda said...

I agree w/the Carrie Ann, that was just uncomfortable and weird to watch. I sense the judges (and Tony) have had all they can take of Kate. You know she's going to be saved by her fans. Unfortunately, she has a heck of alot more fans than I gave her credit for! Who knew there were that many stupid, undiscerning and clueless women!

bored said...

How pathetic can Kate get? That was so bad I stopped watching her dancing after 30 seconds...ok maybe 20. I thought people were supposed to lose weight while dancing not get fatter. Kate is chunking up, especially in her stomach.

Hey Kate! You are suppoed to eat bowls of pasta before running a marathon, not before each DWTS show.

escrow said...

You can tell Tony has thrown in the towel. He dumbed down his dancing for this one.

ICSillyPeople said...

Seriously … if these fans of hers LUV, LUV, LUV her sooooooo much they would do her the greatest favor, put her out of her misery and quit voting for her! Even these dim wits have to see the light! Karte is showing everyone watching what a no-talent, sore loser, lazy ass bitch she actually is. Her “dancing” can’t possibly get any worse than it did last night!

Although .... on the bright side by keeping her on this show she is giving everyone more video material to laugh at her sorry ass for a lifetime! She is a total joke ... more so than before.

I swear Tony has to be in on the joke now too. He can't do anything to make her look good so he is doing everything he can to make her look bad.

Some one was right when they said the hair/make-up people must really HATE her. Her make-up was SPACKLED on. No one else looked like a crazed banshee! And the HAIR !!!! All the other females have free flowing or perfectly set coifed styles. The donkey tail on the side of her head looked EXACTLY like that … a donkey tail from some old nag that needed to be shot like a year ago!

Well if they won't put that Nag out of her misery then we just have to sit back and be entertained by what Tony and DWTS team have set-up her for next week. GOODY!

Alison said...

What a dumb cow, she doesn't even understand what that song is about. It's not about how mean the paparazzi is to celebrities, it's about Lady Gaga chasing after a guy she's in love with and likening herself to the paparazzi. (Hence lyrics like "I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me".)

Silvia said...

"and superbitch from hell was the compliment"

She needs to pick a story & stick with it:
"if I'm thinking about cooking dinner, that's what you are going to see on my face"
yet seconds later she says:
"I realized how I had been hiding behind my mask face"

Definitely the editors of this piece have her number.

Heidi said...

What other kinds of dances do they have them do? I do not watch this show so i do not know. Please say hip hop..oh i would definitely watch then. hehehe

i love your commentaries because i have better things to watch and do on monday nights.

escrow said...

Next week is tango and rhumba.

Bayou Jane said...

I can't get last week's statement out of my head. When Tony said he quit and she said, "I don't get it, I just don't get it". She can't be that DENSE. And poor Tony must hate waking up everyday knowing that's what he has to face.
I say put her in a black and white cow costume with udders and let her stomp around the stage.

It's just another train wreck each week and you can bet the network will keep her on. No matter how horrific---you cann't take your eyes off of it.

Cynthia said...

Watched the final 10 minutes tonight. I figured Khate would be one of the bottom three.

How incredible is it that Khate was RELIEVED that Buzz Aldrin and not her was voted off tonight? That fake fainting bit she pulled was beyond classless.

You'd think that she'd be praying to get voted off. How much embarrassment can one person take?!

The best part? The news did a blurb on Jon filing for total custody of the kids - he considers Khate an "absentee mother" because of her being on DWTS.

These two really are a pair of major fuckups.

Anonymous said...

I have never seen such "dead eyes" as I do weekly on that woman. Anyone else noticed that?

Also, Jon is taking her to court for not taking care of the children...exactly the opposite of what she claims to do on every episode. Apparently staff raise the kids now.

Personally, I think she will get voted off the show and will go running home long enough to keep custody.

Barbara in VA said...

I will never watch DWTS again. Had no idea that the fix was in or that the contest was rigged like that. Obviously, the clodhopper from PA was the worst, worse, much worse than an 80-year-old man walzing. She has no style, no sense, no rhythm. AND I do not believe there are that many brain-dead individuals calling in to vote for the moron to win.

What is the point of the judges judging if the thing is rigged? You could see on the judges' faces that they were disgusted and shocked. They must not have been in on the fix or they are much better actors than is Khate.

To ANON: Kate is a $2 whore who just got lucky and grabbed hold of a dentist's wayward young son, got his influence in finding someone to pump her full of drugs to over-stimulate (after what, one year of marriage) and carried out her plan. She is evil and vicious and treats her kids like crap and others like worse than crap unless she wants something from them.

Barbara in VA said...

To Anon: Again, right on with the "dead eyes" comment. Shark eyes, the dead, cold eyes of a shark...a dead shark.

Cynthia said...

To Barbara in Va ~

I really don't think DWTS is rigged.
Khate has a HUGE sheeple fanbase out there. We've always known that and have been horrified by it.

After every show, BM is tweeting all over Twitterland, begging her followers to call in with their votes for Khate. It's pretty obvious that they're suceeding. She's still on the show, staggering away.

Did anyone see Jimmy Fallon's funny takeoff on Khate's Lady GaGa Papparazzi dance? Hysterical!

Linda said...

Cynthia, I watched JF's takeoff on Kate...he did better than she did. It was a hoot! I just can't get enough of her hanging on Tony's leg, LOL!

NaughtyNancy said...

Did anyone see Jimmy Fallon's funny takeoff on Khate's Lady GaGa Papparazzi dance? Hysterical! I did and loved it. What the hell does it mean if you are hanging on to dear life to a pap if you "hate" them so. It's like, pap, don't leave me! Why throw herself on the ground either - poor Tony really is trying for a back injury. Kimmel was way more graceful then what bits I saw of her bitchface stompfest. And it was plain as day that she didn't know the darn words when the singer is proclaiming love and the dancer is acting bitching and doing air punches ... real mismatch.