Thursday, April 29, 2010

Little Louie Bullock (not James) is adorable

Is Sandra Bullock Jewish? I never heard that. Then why did she give a bris for baby Louis? Is his biological family Jewish, was it to honor them? Or was is a kind of stand against the white supremacy charges being leveled at Jesse James? The whole thing is confusing to me..but, what's not confusing is that while Sandy has made no secret of the fact that all she wanted was a baby of her own, when she finally got one, her stupid husband almost screwed it up and she had to finalize the adoption on her own. When this all came out (about Jesse) I read that she knew it was coming and I felt so bad for her. I mean, can you imagine? But, none of us knew there was an adoption in process and that Sandra had a baby. She must have been terrified that they'd revoke the adoption and take her baby.
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This story is much more that some dude who cheated on his Oscar winning wife, so much more. Will she ever address all the fear and pain he caused her? And Jesse needs to shut up. He could be forgiven for being a whore monger and even for that disgusting photo of him in that Nazi uniform..didn't one of the princes, Harry or Will do that once? Yeah, I know they did, I just can't remember which one, but, they got in trouble. My point is, people do stupid things sometimes. But, it's pretty clear Jesse James actually IS a white supremest and the thought of him being near that baby, or even in the same town as that baby is revolting.
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Jesse: "My whole life has been full of hard decisions.
The decision to let my wife end our marriage, and continue the adoption of Louis on her own, has been the hardest. The love I have for Louis cannot be put to words. Not having him around to love and to hold has left a huge hole in my heart."
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Really? You LET her end the marriage? How big of you Mr. James. Shut the fuck up now. Really, sir, shut the fuck up. Sandra Bullock has her dream baby and you have a Hitler hat and probably a few dozen STD's. Enjoy that.

24 comments:

miss tia said...

it was prince harry....

i don't get why she did a bris either....seems strange....from what i read she's not really religious at all.....

Anonymous said...

You know Jesse has a huge ego if it's not evident enough. Vanilla Gorilla is his nickname and West Coast choppers his bike shop.

The West Coast Chopper logo looks exactly like the German Iron Cross award.-no surprise he digs Nazi stuff.

Married to a porn star (with a German last name curiously enough) "Janine Lindemulder".

I think he needs to have sex with a lot of women to feed his ego, and then embraces the guilty feelings he gets from cheating as his penance.

Who knows, I'm just a recovering cheater with experience.

If a man cheats on you, more than likely he did it 'cause he thought he could get away with it, not because he doesn't love you.

Jarhead

Anonymous said...

Uncircumcised kids catch a lot of shit in school. I know a guy who got circumcised when he was 18. We called him "Funnel dick".

Jarhead

Anonymous said...

I think she might be Jewish as her mom was from Germany. Maybe her family escaped the Nazis? Don't know but if I was Jewish and my husband was posing as Hitler you bet I would dump his dirty ass.

Unknown said...

I agree with jarhead on the Uncircumcised. Ewww.. I would never do that to a boy.

Anyways he is such a adorable little one. Once again I'm so happy for her. She is going to be able to give this child a great life.

bored said...

Even though I am glad Sandra adopted a baby. It just seems to perfect for me. Jesse James is this so-called racist cheating Nazi, and the public is wondering if Bullock felt the same or knew about this so-called bigotry and then. BOOM! Out of no where, after she has been MIA for a while, she has a black baby that she had a Jewish bris for. This just smells like a huge publicity stunt to me. I am starting to think that she and James had an agreement before she moved out and he decided to take the heat for everything. I also believe that she knew about the other women way before the public ever did. Who knows? Maybe that's why she was missing for all this time. Sandra was cleaning up and adopting a baby. To be honest, in this country it does not take 4 years to adopt a black infant. Maybe 4 months, but certainly not that long for a well to do family.I actually think that these two are still together and that in time, Bullock and James will reconcile; you know for the children's sake.JMO.

Anonymous said...

Bored!!! You really think that? I have heard that most women "know" before it's actually a known fact. So, she goes on TV and cries about her love his devotion at the awards shows and she was acting? How funny would that be? Kinda shitty, but a real-reality show!! I dont think that would go over with the public tho. They feel too sorry for her etc.
I know that if you do NOT circumcize a baby boy that he is more prone to disease in that part of his body as well as carrying yeast infections etc and transmitting them to his mate. It's just cleaner, looks better and not like a funnel! LOL!!! I am not Jewish and we had our son circumcized when he was a baby. It's just the modern thing to do. It helps a guy have better self esteem when he has to go to gym class! Just looks normal. Funnel! LMAO!!!
rox

Anonymous said...

Poor "Funnel Dick".... :( Maybe he found himself a "Tunnel Jane"?

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't be wrapping anything like that around an infants neck...just not very safe or smart. It must have just been for the photoshoot.

This.Army.Mom said...

That was good, DD. I always look for the psychological reason behinds everyone actions and I bet the Jewish ceremony was exactly a dig a JJ. What a douche he is!

Through this whole thing you have to love Sandra even more...she has real friends...not one of them sold her out to the press before she was ready to tell her side.

NancyB said...

She did the bris because she couldn't take baby Louie to a hospital, so a jewish friend suggested a mohle to come to the house and do the bris privately.

NancyB said...

Oh I forgot to say that she is not Jewish or religious, she says that she is spiritual. She still has a lot of family in Germany and is very adverse to anything Nazi related. The pictures of her with Louie are very beautiful!

Anonymous said...

The jury is completely out on whether circumcision is a good thing or not. The AMA and American Academy of Pediatrics find pros and cons to this procedure, and our hospital sees fewer and fewer done. Statistically, the numbers are way down. Many of our doctors do not even perform circs anymore, and most of those who do, encourage families to have it done at the clinic rather than the hospital. Insurance doesn't always pay for it, either, as it is considered elective surgery.
I find it unfathomable that circumcised boys would make fun of uncircumcised boys. Completely retarded.

Anonymous said...

@ anon 5:09


I am happy and grateful to have been circumcised as an infant. I know a guy who has suffered from irritation in his foreskin and worse. So obviously hygiene is an issue.

Boys make fun of other boys and that's the way it will always be.

I know a man hating single Mom of two boys that did not get them circumcised and would not teach the kids how to pull back the foreskin and clean properly. UTI's and painful penis irritation follow and the kids started disliking to bathe.

Jarhead

just wondering said...

The necklace around the baby's neck was made for him by Sunny. And I believe she didn't go to the hospital for the circumcision because she didn't want any leaks of information.

miss tia said...

i agree with you bored....

Anonymous said...

It's much more painful to get a circumcision done as an adult...my husband's best friend had it done after he got married because he kept giving his wife infections and the docs finally traced it to him. He said it was horribly painful and took much longer to heal than had it been done as a baby. (they've had sons since)

Lots of countries do not do circumcision as a general rule, so it must have just been something in their particular case.

Anonymous said...

Funnel dick was miserable when I saw him. You have to control mornnig erections because they tear the stitching!!--fucking waterboard me and my Mom before I get that done as an adult. He had to sniff some capsule in the morning before "the Magic hour", or suffer a painful woody.

Jarhead

Barbara in VA said...

Yeah, the bris, I don't get that. I knew her heritage was Mexican (didn't know that before George Lopez said it), but she also has a Jewish background? Who knew?

This little boy is a doll and 1/2 and I think Sandra will make a wonderful mom for him.

Jesse needs to put on his nazi outfit, grab his skanky nazi-wearing tattoo girlfriend, and go jump hand-in-hand out of an airplace w/o parachutes, ya know, just to show how "special" they are.

Christina said...

It is totally a matter of personal choice these days. Yes, there are those that suffer from issues that cause them to be circumcised later in life. There are also babies who have been circ'd so poorly that it is debatable whether the result will be functional in the future. There have also been babies who have developed severe infections or a very few who have choked to death on a circ board. There is also a male movement to "correct" circumcisions so that a "foreskin" of sorts is fashioned, and is supposed to return some of the increased sensitivity that uncut men experience.
It always sets my teeth on edge when a father looks at his newly delivered son, and literally the first or second thing he says is "when can we circumcise him?" It just is not that important!
Russian Jews immigrating into Israel do not have to be circumcised, either. It was decided that a needle stick to the foreskin, sufficient to draw a drop of blood would be enough for the covenant with God.
I still don't get the guys making fun of each other's penises.

Bayou Jane said...

Jughead, didn't the army used to give men salt peter to prevent such things as the morning salute?
And keep there minds on the business at hand---no pun intended!

Bayou Jane said...

Jarhead...I'm really sorry I called you Jughead. That was a total slip and it was an accident. The fact is, Michael and I had a friend called Jughead.
So it was an honest mistake on my part. Sorry!!!

Anonymous said...

Hi Bayou. I used to call Samantha Ronson "jughead" when I first posted here.

The rumor of "salt peter" I have heard since my all-male boarding school days. I can tell you that life in the field is not conducive to chubbys. Tired, hungry, filthy, and surrounded by the beauty of 5 angry guys with the stench of a couple of weeks in the woods.

I went four years without touching a woman, and it was a great learning experience for me. I developed epididymitis when I got back though.

Before that I was stationed at the Cold Mountain Warfare Training Center- freezing my ass off for 3 months, and it was so cold that I would pee in a bag from inside my protective gear. The snacks that I kept in my inner layer were frozen.
Gimme the heat any day.

The very first thing a Marine Drill Instructor tells you when you get off the bus is ; " Don't worry about your girlfriends back home boys, you'll find her just like you left her; freshly fucked."


jarhead

Bayou Jane said...

Jarhead...how many years did you spend in the Marines?