Hello, dahlings, I am Sonja Morgan, sexy sassy, Sonja, and I have old money. And having old money is much classier than having a fake Countess title, anyone who's anyone in NYC society will tell you that. And I know everyone who's anyone on a first name basis. Names to be dropped later. I just bought the most exquisite town house, with a private elevator, in downtown Manhattan..in addition to my fabulous Hampton's home..because I simply must be near the exclusive shops for my daily irrelevant shopping trips at which I often pick up a $3,000 dollar outfit in a size too small without spanks, so that I can leave it hanging in one of my walk in closets with the tags still on it. Until the maid tosses it in a heap to give to the homeless..because the homeless can always use more ball gowns.*
My fabulous life includes fabulous hobbies, like massive botox, expensive wine and whoring. I love whoring. Just because you're divorced doesn't mean you should hide your whoring. I am terribly good at whoring. I am the straw that stirs the drink. And you can ask any of the powerful men I whore with. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a lunch date with the Countess at the Waldorf. Isn't Ramona just crazy? Ramona is crazy. Oh, you know that ugly green purse Jill Zarin bought for $16,000 dollars? I have one in every color and the designer is a personal gay friend of mine. And I don't even like them, the homeless can have them as soon as they go out of style. Ta ta, dears, I have to have my driver take me to lunch before the Countess orders that awful embarrassing mid priced wine again. See you on the show!
My fabulous life includes fabulous hobbies, like massive botox, expensive wine and whoring. I love whoring. Just because you're divorced doesn't mean you should hide your whoring. I am terribly good at whoring. I am the straw that stirs the drink. And you can ask any of the powerful men I whore with. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a lunch date with the Countess at the Waldorf. Isn't Ramona just crazy? Ramona is crazy. Oh, you know that ugly green purse Jill Zarin bought for $16,000 dollars? I have one in every color and the designer is a personal gay friend of mine. And I don't even like them, the homeless can have them as soon as they go out of style. Ta ta, dears, I have to have my driver take me to lunch before the Countess orders that awful embarrassing mid priced wine again. See you on the show!
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We should be getting season 3 up on the air
in time for may sweeps. Just about done with
the oc wives Tamra just asked Simon for
a divorce. This new ny hw looks like she's the
real deal with her olde $ wealth. Ms. Majors is
set to stir the pot I read that she's also a
cougar on the prowl. Countless,Rameanie
Bethany & Jill are really behaving badly this
season. Jill being the worst turncoat with Bethany.
Kellys getting sidelined by all the new antics. Kiki
And Ramona! What the hell is with that insane asshole? Gawd, she just says the goofiest things. Oh, and that blue necklace and earrings she wore last episode, she says she designed them.. I have the exact same ones from the dollar store. And they're fug.
KiKi, you forgot Alex. She's actually turned into someone I admire. She made no bones about wanting access to certain social circles but seems to have stayed true to herself - and used that social access to do some good things. Loved it when she nailed Jill as a bully. She's been a good friend to Bethenny too.
I hope this new wench brings LuAnn and Jill down a few (dozen) notches, chews up Ramona and spits her out but meh, I don't care what she does with Kelly.
I like Alex too, even though she and Simon are just pretenders. She doesn't hurt anyone. I hate that Countless. Big ugly bully. I think Kelly might be special ed. For real.
photoshop! That chick looks way rougher than that picture. Ramona in that fashion show cracked me up. Is she for real? Jill's being a drama queen. She was on the after show with Andy Cohen . Every other sentence she brought up her new book. Even Andy was like You're getting enough plugs in, aren't ya? Kelly really gets on my nerves. She does seem really dumb. Her boobs point east and west and look like they're trying to get away from each other.
I like Bethany and Alex. The rest suck. I am looking forward to the Jersey Housewives return.
Caroline is a favorite of mine. Straight shooter...like DD. Like
that.
I think poor Ramona has been diving head first into her bottles of Pinot Gregio (did i spell that right?)and drinking her way to safety.
That has been the rumor about why she has been having a bad case of foot in mouth disease.
i enjoy all the housewives shows except NJ. I do not know why but they just do not do it for me.
Someone is going to go this year, someone other than B., she is getting her own show. I think there is going to be a second new housewife introduced. I thought, at first, it would be Alex, but now I'm thinking the Countess
Alex is the only one I can take. Kelly is a
flake & yes her tits are wonky hard to look at
her without laffing ! Jill is a big bitch the way
she talks her voice baaahbeeeee !!! Ugggh !
Bethany is no better her voice can trigger a
migraine ! The pitch & grate both yik !! She's
totally obnoxious in her pregnant & engaged
new status. LOL when she told Jill to get a hobby.
Jill was pissed 0ff and insulted she stillllllllll can't
let it go! LoL again at Mario Ramonas hubby
calling Luann " Countless ". I saw Luann on
the insider panel last week telling Lara Spencer
that she kept her title her house and got the kids.
And she needs to work just like kart gosselin.
Ohe vey another dwts sympathizer lushy Luann
and her mediocre wine in a box behind closed
doors of course ala style of countless etiquette.
She's a trip. A bid trip the one where you will
fall down hard on your ass ! DD I love that u
posted that those turquoise jewels are available
at the dollar store ! Hahaha Ramona s a fake 2 !!
Those crazy eyes on that runway scared me ! Kiki 8•o
New jersey is over the top with the spoiled
kids those overly hairy broads without jobs !
The funny money they make me sick. The one
I detest the most is Dina she is a see you next
Tuesday type of witch. You never see her dh
Tommy on the show ( gay) her sister and brother
and sil are ok. That wyley cougar Diane is gross.
I feel bad for her two girls. Teresa is a stage mom
with a onyx fetish. LoL did see her house it's
vaccuumously & all consuming like a black hole
in outer space. Unreal Franklin Lakes nj ! Kiki
New jersey is over the top with the spoiled
kids those overly hairy broads without jobs !
The funny money they make me sick. The one
I detest the most is Dina she is a see you next
Tuesday type of witch. You never see her dh
Tommy on the show ( gay) her sister and brother
and sil are ok. That wyley cougar Diane is gross.
I feel bad for her two girls. Teresa is a stage mom
with a onyx fetish. LoL did see her house it's
vaccuumously & all consuming like a black hole
in outer space. Unreal Franklin Lakes nj ! Kiki
I love her 'I'm so precious! purrrrr' look.
Too funny, DD. This one, especially w/ the old money attitude, should really piss off the rest of the women.
I like her dress and jewelry, but her hair and makeup don't match, looks like she's heading out to clean the barn. LOL
I wont watch this but when Paris Hiltons 2 aunties are on the RHW of Beverly Hills, I will watch that! I see none of them on any of the shows ever doing menial "housewife" things anyways, whats with that title? House wife? Really? hahaha...loved the storyline. Makes me almost wanna tune in.
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Too bad it is not her family's money. Belongs to the husband who is J.P. Morgan family (no not the chick from the Gong Show). RHONJ is coming back soon but one is uglier than the other so I don't watch them.Ramona on the catwalk was too much. Also saw Alex and Simon's renovated house. WOW. What a difference. Now we know why they allow themselves to be humiliated on these shows. I wish someone would put me on TV and redo my house but I am not that interesting.
It just kind of cracks me up how old money people think new money people are vulgar. And no matter how rich you get, you can never achieve old money. You have to be born to it.
Oh, man, I think Alex and Simons house is still ugly. Narrow hallways, brick walls, that fug modern look. It's not pretty. Jill Zarin's place is bizarre fug. And Bethenny's place looks like a dorm. Yuk.
I just went to
scented glossy magazines blog and she has
her post up on the recap of the new hw Sonja
u will scream with laughter ! Kiki :)
I just went to
scented glossy magazines blog and she has
her post up on the recap of the new hw Sonja
u will scream with laughter ! Kiki :)
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