OMFG! Get out of my way, I will kill you, I will jack you in the face with a crowbar to get a picture of a car that may or may not contain Tiger Fucking Woods! He's not with his wife! He's on vacation, maybe, without his wife! They're together! There're not together! OMFG!*
I am so sick of it..I'm over it. He's a dude who plays golf. He plays fucking golf! He supposedly paid one of his whores $10 million to shut her face. Why does a dude who plays golf even deserve to have $10 million?? Did I mention all he does is PLAY GOLF? You know, that old fart game where people wear fugly plaid shorts and hit a tiny ball with a stick? Yeah, that. Fuck the fuck off.
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Dito to all of that who the f--ing cares. Check out Daily show last week pretty funny fake news story. something about "none of those 18 holes being safe" Fake story was done by fake news reporter Jason Jones. FUNNY!
Fake news is really all I can take anymore.
Amen! I live in Augusta and I was so ready to see him leave. It has been total chaos. Well, more chaos than normal around Masters time.
HAHAHAHA and he lost the fugly green jacket......by alot HAHAHAHA and he used th F bomb on the course and it was caught on tape HAHAHAHAHA He needs to permanantly vacation in his golf bag with his bags.
I'm glad Phil Mickelson won this year. Tiger and Nike both suck.
Jarhead
ITA DD! Who gives a frickety frick! He fucked around on his wife - wow - I'm sooo not surprised.
I hope Elin divorces him and takes his entitled, rich ass to the bank and makes him pay that way.
I feel sorry for Elin though. I admire her for keeping her silence.
Oh DD you SO said it!
You guys are killing me...
fuck the fuck off
and
frickety frick!
Love it!
I love Phil Mickleson . Watching him hug
his wife Amy ( who has cancer ) on the
news tonight was very beautiful. Just lovely !
Tiger got bit by karma ! Sweeeeeeet !
Enrique did u see that little boy Casey
Rogers who got to press the button to
tear down the sports stadium in Texas ?
Kiki :)
I can't believe they demolished Texas Stadium!. No, I didn't see the kid kiki, but I did watch the demolition charges firing off and the building collapsing. I like that stuff!.
I don't think Tiger really cares one way or another if his marriage survives this scandal; he's too egotistical.
Jarhead
I love a good demolition too Enrique :)
break it down again !
Tiger suffers from MEGOLOMANIA !
I can't abide him. Ugggh : /
Kiki :)
Pat,
I needed a good laugh tonight!
Tell us how you really feel!
Ugh, Tiger Woods. I am so sick of him and his parade of whores. And he is the biggest whore of all. Elin should divorce his ass.
It's terrible he gave one of his whores $10 million. She will be rich and taken care of for her whole life without lifting a finger, and why? Because she fucked a married man. So unjust.
Pat,
Why haven't you written any books?
You are so talented!
Shit, if Kate Gosselin is considered a "Best Selling Author," imagine what you would be considered.
What is stopping you? Maybe you could start by writing a book for the sheeple, "SUPER BITCH MOTHER FROM HELL.*
I agree with Anon's assessment of your writing skills, DD. You could write a best seller.
I also don't get the whole golf thing. I work with a lot of nurses and doctors who love to golf, and one of them is quite skilled--is written up in the Portland paper, etc., but I just don't get it. There are few things I would be less likely to watch than golf.
As for Tiger Woods, he is an egotistical scumbag, just like Jessie James. They have beautiful women, and great lives, yet they can not resist whores that anyone could have. What is wrong with these guys?
uh.
golf is so boring.
Ok DD u asked and I will let u know how I
feel about Golf !
Golf is a "STUPIDA FUCKIN GAME !"
-Fiorio the hitman in the sopranos.
Golf is " a good walk spoiled. " -Mark Twain
Golf according to Kiki :)
1 it's the most fustrating game ever
2 because it never realizes in complete
satisfaction
3 it's always a less than perfect shot
4 just let me get one birdie please .....
A birdie is the score you get when you hit the
ball in the hole in one less shot than it would
take a pro golfer to do it. FYI icydk
5 every improvement in a golfers game is
inexorably followed by the self demands for
futher improvements& once attainted repeat ...
6 golfers are so desperate that they even try
to buy their way to improvement never will
pro shops run out of things to sell a golfer
it's all a big racket
7 the only thing a golfer can't buy is a swing !
These ate my main seven 7 reasons why
I detest the game of golf although I do appreciate
the lovely groomed greens & grounds of a
finely manicured golf course so much so that
when I built my manse I built it backing onto a
major ravine system and forest and facing
dead centre onto the minor private
golfcourse (9 holes) by the home builder.
I also have a lifetime pgmbership to a club in the
Scottish grande highlands I could care less about.
It's the twin full size course for the 1/2 course
which I see everytime I walk out my front door.
I find that like life please do not accept this
concept of a game for sport which has you
trying to always be perfect it's absurd ! Instead
appreciate what you can amd have accplomished.
Many a megalomaniac has been lost on
the golf course as I witnessed yesterday.
Yikkkk Tiger Woods you are a total jerkoff !
Enrique The salsa 4 on 1st when you trip the light
fantastic ? Who are you going to ask ?
Jane ? I'd say meissa she's a professional !
Better get your dance card out and sharpen
your pencil my friend cuz you will be busy !
Dancing like no one is watching me :) Kiki
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If his stupid wife thinks he wont cheat again, I have some swamp land to sell her. This time he will just be really, really, careful.
I would love to know who was behind that plane flying over the Masters with the signs taunting Tiger.
Tiger is a boootyist ... I'd guess it was
done by the pink pony night club cuz JJ was
stripping there during the tour but the truth is
do you reallly want to know ? ???????
It was Gloria Allred !
Kiki
Peg sooty I forgot to add your name to my reply
just prior to thus one and also I must say I
agree he will be back at it as soon as it's
humanly possible and I think it's only a matter
of time before Elin cuts her losses and unloads
that 200 pounds of crap that he is ! Kiki :/
Golf, ugh and snooooozee...what a boring game! But, I too was glad to see Phil M. won and his devotion to his wife is a refreshing change from Tiger! It's called irony and karma Tiger! Think about it!
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