Friday, April 30, 2010

This is funny..if you're a retarded horny 12year old boy

Oh, yes, an "attractive" woman is going to trip all over herself getting at you when you show her that $49 dollar piece of shit. If it had the word "yourself" underneath I'd buy it for my mom on Mother's Day.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

LMAO DD! Good one! Buy it and use a Flair pen to add it on there! I love it!! Too funny!!! You would do it too!!
R

Anonymous said...

Every 30 seconds the words flash? Thats a whole lotta sumpthin'...a 12 year old can't order this. The site knows when you are 12, LOL!!! Gawd, where do you find this sh**??? It's like to me "Who in their right mind would throw all their gold in a paper envelope and send it off & expect a big fat check"? Someone please expect what retards have done that and we all know the gold never got there. How dumb can you get? I digress, sorry. This is as stupid.
rox

Dirty Disher said...

My mom just asked me if I had any "old gold", she's sending it to that company on TV. For real. I told you she's nuts. If I had anything valuable, I'd sell it and escape.

miss tia said...

haha! that was posted in my lj vintage ads community yesterday!!!

Anonymous said...

Lmao..I sounded like a braying donkey laughing at the fuck yourself going to your mom.

Anonymous said...

What a great item. I want one.

" If you're not thinking about pussy; you're just not concentrating"
--The great Sam Snead

Jarhead

Dan Zinski said...

MC Hammer endorses Cash4Gold, so it must be legit. Too legit to quit, in fact.

Unknown said...

I was waiting to see what jarhead would have to say about this one.

LOL.. Was this made by my brother in law? I could see him using this in the bars to pick up chicks. I wonder how many slaps he would get?

Anonymous said...

Hey, Jar...I loved Old Sam Snead. He always wore those "Go To Hell Hats"...thats what we used to call them. The kind Ted Knight wore in Caddyshack. Loved it! Sam was a coold dude too. I have my main bathroom all done in vintage golf and I love it. I even have a framed print Map of Augusta National golfcourse. I do follow golf. It's in my family's blood. We are from Augusta!
rox

Bayou Jane said...

I didn't know slamming Sammy Snead was a dirty old man!! Could have been the original tiger back when!

Anonymous said...

Rox, that's great!. I like Sam 'cause he was so honest about how he felt. Judge Elihu Smails is my favorite character in Caddyshack.

Have you seen the video of the Afghanistan soldiers doing the Lady Ga Ga video?.-Sometimes it got so boring over there that things like that would make you laugh for years.

Jarhead

Kiki : > Heyyy Nowww!!! said...

Jane he was the original white Tiger of his day.
His nikname Slammin Sammy was earned for
his sensational swing ! Hey now !! Kiki ;) ;) lol

Alison said...

Is this from the 70s? This ad just looks so dated. The colors, the font, everything.

We had a really funny "Trade in your gold" commercial here in Canada. There's two women talking about trading gold for cash. One shows the other the bracelet she is going to trade in for cash. The second girl says, "That's kinda small." First girl replies, "So was he." Ha ha ha! They censored it though and now it sucks. I think it goes "That's kinda cheap" "So was he." Fuck the censors for ruining everything fun.

Kiki :) ita with Alison said...

Alison lol yes I've seen both those spots
for money mart it's an unreputable payday
loan service dive shoppe. A level below
cash converters. Or Vic Tawnys downtown.
Censorship sucks. It was reworded because of
pressure from the crtc to canwest global.
Rogers communications group was not
involved in this propaganda spot whatsoever.
I agree it was funnier before even if it is rather
a tacky dive shoppes spot. LoL !!! Kiki :)

Kiki I forgot to add .... said...

Alison did u see the condo fire in downtown Toronto
yesterday ? All that black smoke looming &
billowing over the city skyline over a calm
lake Ontario ! No one died luckily. Kiki :/

Alison said...

Kiki, I didn't hear about that fire. That's awful though. I'm really scared of fires because when they get out of control they destroy *everything*. I am always double-checking that I turned off the oven and the fireplace.

Do they know what started the fire in the condo?

Kiki :) it's all fine now. said...

Alison yes it was on one of our downtown condos
in queens quay west on the lake. It was a
BBQ mishap that was set ablaze on the rooftop
terrace garden party gone awry. The skyline
photos are stunning and dramatic. As if the
man in black /John Locke/the smoke monster
himself from Lost took up a new habitat on the
queens quay (like when they moved the island )
You might say that if u look up (newspapers)
the photos of the story @ the Toronto Star. -Kiki :)

Kiki :) it's all fine now. said...

Alison yes it was on one of our downtown condos
in queens quay west on the lake. It was a
BBQ mishap that was set ablaze on the rooftop
terrace garden party gone awry. The skyline
photos are stunning and dramatic. As if the
man in black /John Locke/the smoke monster
himself from Lost took up a new habitat on the
queens quay (like when they moved the island )
You might say that if u look up (newspapers)
the photos of the story @ the Toronto Star. -Kiki :)

Barbara in VA said...

You made me laugh out loud, DD, with your "if it had "yourself" on it I'd give it to my mom for Mother's DAy".... OMG, that is the funniest thing I've heard all week.

I, too, have a couple of real mothers in my family I'd love to gift your version.