I found these pics and it prompted this post on the last episode of NYC houseHos. That is the moment when CountLess De ShitList tells Kelly BenDumbass that Sonya Old Money used to fuck her boy friend Max. Kelly LAUGHED uproariously with the two other bitches before it was explained to her. LuAnn had said "Kelly, Sonja knows..Max." And Sonja and The CountLess cracked up. Kelly bobbled her head and explained why she laughed. "Max? Like, Max who? Like, I know several Max's..like, I had no idea what they were talking about."*
Why would she not know what they were talking about? Max..the guy you're fucking. Duh. But, you apparently MUST laugh when old money laughs or it's gauche or something. ~Shakes head here ~ CountLess De ShitList invited Sonja Old Money solely for the purpose of telling Kelly her boy fiend (typo fit) was used goods. Ahhh ha ha, so amusing. Apparently, it is also considered gauche by society standards to use a pre-owned social climbing penis. Bad form, and all that.
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And I'm sure Kelly will retaliate by throwing a cockeyed titty at their heads or shouting "Staaaap, staaaap. I'm up here and you're down here. Staaaaaaap." These women are either too dumb or too mean to live on my planet. Kill them. Now. But, someone tell me what day the next episode's on. I don't want to miss it.
Why would she not know what they were talking about? Max..the guy you're fucking. Duh. But, you apparently MUST laugh when old money laughs or it's gauche or something. ~Shakes head here ~ CountLess De ShitList invited Sonja Old Money solely for the purpose of telling Kelly her boy fiend (typo fit) was used goods. Ahhh ha ha, so amusing. Apparently, it is also considered gauche by society standards to use a pre-owned social climbing penis. Bad form, and all that.
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And I'm sure Kelly will retaliate by throwing a cockeyed titty at their heads or shouting "Staaaap, staaaap. I'm up here and you're down here. Staaaaaaap." These women are either too dumb or too mean to live on my planet. Kill them. Now. But, someone tell me what day the next episode's on. I don't want to miss it.
24 comments:
I think she used to BE Max. Very masculine.Quick, Ramona check her for a dick.
She has linebacker shoulders and implants for sure. I can't believe she didn't sue the surgeon. But, maybe he removed her brain for free.
DD, I love the way you recap the Housewives! God, that Kelly is dumb. She's even too dumb to realize that her boobs are AWFUL.
So what day is it on? I looked on Bravo and couldn't find the day. I guess I'm amazed that there are people like this in numbers.
And I get the feeling there is not a penis in NYC that Sonja Old Money has not ridden the hell outta.
It comes on Thursdays at 10pm on Bravo. This show, and the other Housewives, are my dirty little secret. I love to hate them! :) I am anxiously awaiting the New Jersey girls' return.
I watch all the Housewives shows, love them! Probably like NYC the best, although this year has been a little too crazy! I friended Alex and Simon on Facebook and she said that this week's show is a shocker, she said even she was shocked. So, hold on to your seats girls, tomorrow night's show should be good.
I think Max is a hottie, just saying.
I CANNOT believe you intelligent women all watch this crap!!! When did you say it's on again??? :)
rox
and PS: Those boobs are even more strange than Tori Spellings! And why doesnt Tori get those things fixed? She should do that before she has another baby. And this women pictured certainly knows her boobs are whack! Fix 'em, sue the batsards that did that to you. Dayum! I wouldnt just live with them, I'd have them fixed. Thats terrible, it's almost under her arm!! Awful!!!
rox
Countless is so jellllus of sonjas elevator
in her home. Gasp!!!! But I'm the titled ho !
What happened why don't I have an elevator ?!
That's why countless told on max to get her
envy out on Sonja ! Btw she has a fug face !
Yik those plastic surgeons in NYC are wack !
Stupid women buying into the club niptuck. Kiki
I swear there's room for a third tit between those things. (Just like the chick on "Total Recall")
Thank you Shelton!
Only goes to prove: All the money in world can't buy you two equal even centered titties.
They sure do look bad. I've seen some bad implants in my day.
One that really stands out is a girl that never massaged her boobs after her implant surgery, so scar tissue hardened-up around the bag and who knows what else did too, because they were square and hard and mangled looking. Her sister said it hurt to massage them so she never did.
This lady must like to look at her toes in the shower because that gap is huge. I could set a 6 pack, an ashtray, remote control, ice cream, and an ipad on her chest; I love her.
Jarhead
rofl!!!
ROFL Rox.
I started watching the Real Housewives franchise a marathon of season one of orange county. My former neighbor (and her daughter) are my friends and they are related to Lauri. Lauri`s dad and my friends ex husband are brothers. Yes, I do have dirt on Lauri..lol
Anyway, that is how i got started. And hubs used to try to guilt me into not watching but he could not make me change it. So he started watching.
I just read that NeNe and the wig woman got in a knock down drag out fight with..the dude that can walk in high heels...I cant think of his name.
Heidi his name is Dwight he's that uppity
hairdresser / designer who owns the purple
door salon. I heard they damaged the new
loews hotel in Atlanta by the way nene won ;)
the fight. LoL they were shooting the season3
opener & all he'll broke loose thankfully it was
all caught on bravos cameras. Kiki :)
Enrique you sure can fit a lot of darn stuff
there on that giant dale Kelly has laying on
her chest. Your list is hysterically funny ! Kiki :)
Frimmy :) hi icydk is an acronym it means
in case you didn't know. Hope that helps. Kiki :)
ha ha Kelly's unmotorboatable!
That's a good one Valle!. ha, ha--the motorboat!.
Speaking of motorboat.
I watched "The Cat's Meow" last night, it wasn't a bad movie. Cary Elwes, Edward Herrmann and Kirsten Dunst are in the film.
jarhead
I don't know who's more entertaining..you guys or the NYC house hos. LMAO!
Good morning everyone :)
Enrique I remember that film it's based on a
true life story aboard William Randolph Hearst s
yacht the Onieda. Ooooh such a scandalous
affair too. Charlie chapman and his young lover
as well as Marion davies she was wrh mistress !
I love that film especially the time it's set in the
1920s era flapper dresses art noveau et al.
It's a truely scrumptious film. The cats meow ;)
Thanks for reminding us about that now I will
have to watch it again this weekend. Kiki :)
DD we are ! Part of my day that I really enjoy
is coming here and talking to everyone. I
like the group of people and the topics/ posts
it's so nice to be able to perch myself on this
aerie and ponder the worlds conondrums with
everyone like a lil birdie on the window ledge
looking out at the landscape below. Fifty years
from now it won't mean much but it's sure nice
to be here & now today & a fineThursday it is !
Thank you for having this wonderful site DD :) kiki
I saw preview of tonight. B gets engaged and Jill tries to act like they are friends again. hmmmm
Bitch acted like she was done (finger across throat) with B and now she wants to be Matron of Honor.
Hmmm No dont do it B!
My feelings about Jill have changed.
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