The Little Chocolatiers..wtf? I caught another episode of this crap circus and it seems like the wife does all the work at Hatch Family Chocolates. Steve Hatch's job seems to be nothing more than taking outrageous phone calls. Like, hey, Katie, make a life size bowling alley out of chocolate, will ya? And then she gets all wizzed off and blunders through a wasted 300 pounds of candy while Steve hobbles around like a sawed off douche nozzle grinning out his asshole. Just when it seems like Katie will come to her senses and call her lawyer, Steve makes a happy face out of premade chocolate and says "That's you, Katie! I'll eat yer nose, yum! Ha ha..I love you."*
I don't like her, she's snooty and weird and reads everything off a cue card, but, I still think she could do better than that lazy little bastard she married. Was he like, the only little man she ever met, or what? Fuck that. Trust TLC to make a series out of two obnoxious people wasting chocolate. And you wondered why they kept Kate Gosselin.
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It has become obvious that TLC's programming is aimed towards the lowest common denominator of the viewing audience. The cue card acting was at it's finest in the episode where a customer comes in and call them midgets. The drama was laughable as is all of TLC's programming.
I didn't know midgets could make candy!! LMFAOOOO!
Yep, that's what he said!
As to why she picked him - you have to admit that her dating pool must have been rather small.
Heh.
Trying to stay away from TLC, the whole K Goss. circus has me fed up and they're responsible for it!! Midgets just don't excite me enough to waste 1/2 hour of my life watching them.
Oh DD you had to go there LOL.
It seems to me that TLC loves the hard ass bitchy woman. I think its there calling to find some mother or woman who can act like a total bitch. But still be loved by others. Ratings Ratings thats all its about.
He is just like Matt. A wheel and dealer. He is the one that calls the shots and is a dictator. Just like Matt Rolof.. This show bored me last year.
Just like the little parents who have a average size child. She is so demanding.
Tlc has nothing but crap on. I see that even the orange count choppers are coming back this year. When they said everything was over with. Controversy follows all these TLC shows. Just to keep them going.
TLC should change its name to The Freak Network. Quick, before MTV beats them to it.
Would someone please explain to me why that no talent, loser bitch Kate Gosselin is still even remotely relevant? Weren't her 15 minutes up two years ago? Good gawd. Why does ANYONE even pay attention to her. She needs to go crawl back under the rock she came out from! And take her fucking bodyguard (what a pretentious crock of shit THAT is) and her overused uterus with her! Miserable cunt!
Cynthia, you took the words out of my mouth! Serious, how many 'little' men could she have had to choose from. Ditto for him.
What is TLC's fixation w/little people? I don't watch any of the shows, I find them boring. What happened to The Little Couple, she was a dr.?
Yeah, but, if she had to marry a little person, don't they have conventions where you can meet someone? She's annoying, but, cute. He's just lazy and gross.
What does he do?....Not much with those short arms!
DD, now that you mention it, the 3 shows on TLC are either a jerk and/or worthless, maybe they all have a "napoleon complex". Heh
Midgets make candy, dammit, and they're called Oompa Loompas!
I guess assholes come in all sizes and TLC has that cornered.
TLC is damn weird with their obsession with little people. The only little person who interests me is Peter Dinklage who I think is hot. Everyone laughs at me for that but I don't care 'cause he has beautiful eyes and a sexy voice, which are two of my favorite phsyical characteristics.
I miss the old TLC that played medical shows. Now the only thing on this channel is either Gosselin drama or little people.
Yea, that bit when the customer came in and called them midgets was so awful.
Obviously they can find little people, but unfortunately they cannot act.
I watched the show once and I am done.
Chelsea Handler (Chelsea Lately) has a really funny story in her 2nd book about her relationship (read: hot sex) with a little guy.
She's too much - LMAO!
I think the title was "Vodka, Is that you? It's me, Chelsea!"
All her stuff makes me laugh.
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