Friday, May 7, 2010

Alex grows a pair




Who else is lovin' Alex this season? After three years of taking Jill Zarin's shit on TV, Alex suddenly grows a pair and rips the bitch to shreds. I love it. First she dropped that bomb on Jill that Bethenny hates her and never wants to talk to her again..ha ha. Jill puts her tail between her legs, runs off sobbing and takes to her bed. Last night, The CountLess got in Alex's face over it and told her in no uncertain terms how she will handle it and apologize to dear Jill. In NYC socialite speak (you have to read between the lines) Alex didn't back off an inch and basically told CountLess Cunt Face she was a no good ugly tranny and to get out of her face. Not only would she not apologize to dear Jill ZAAAAAAAArin, but, she ambushed her again! Jill pulled her shit, "Don't you ever speak that way to me again!" And Alex stood her ground, nose to nose with that bossy bitch, and was like, no, don't you speak to me like that again and I will say whatever I want. Holy shit balls, to quote Bethenny! Man, I love Alex and her new balls. That Jill Zarin is a bitch from hell and her buddy ass kisser CountLess is a piece of shit. Meanwhile, Kelly is running into walls with her eternal leathery vagina hanging out going "Duh, like, I'm, like, relevant." No, you aint. Why is she still on this show? Stupid cunt.
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I can't wait until next week when I'm pretty sure Alex will attack LuAnn and Jill with an axe..in a Chanel gown. I will write her fan mail in prison.
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HERE is the entire episode, if you missed it.

10 comments:

Simon said...

I am so pissed I thought the NJ trashwives were on and NYC was over for the season so I did not watch. I will have to catch a rerun. I cannot stand the Cuntess either.

Anonymous said...

Jr high school b DRAMA.
women trying to get to Be Head B'tch in charge.

Dan Zinski said...

What does it say about me that this story makes me deliriously happy?

Anonymous said...

Crabbie, I saw this earlier. But you had even more of it! Yea, she makes me ill to look at. Like I am gonna see her explode or have a massive coronary instantly & die. I did not, will not watch "Precious" but not because she's gross, because of it's storline. I cant even watch The Color Purple because of the same storyline. I would like to Mo'Nique in it. But...pass. She's gross, disgusting to look at & now she totally fits the ultimate fat girl profile, mean as hell. Thats so typical. Honestly, I think she has a 'swollen" head, literally & firguratively but I also think she knows she's fug & doesnt want to pose with pretty girls that admire her. I don't know. I am just trying to give her the benefit of the doubt. But seems she's probably just a big fat bitch.
rox

Barbara in VA said...

Alex is now my hero.

Maureen said...

I'm a, can't wait til Thursday night 10:00 gal, for sure! I do love the fact that Alex is asserting herself in trying to knock Jill off her haughty,high horse. I just can't say her delivery is strong enough. She seems nervous and doesn't have the power to push hard enough to see Jill fall flat on her obnoxious face.

escrow said...

I just read that Bethany's water broke and she's in labor.

Anonymous said...

Crabbie you can snark about that precious heffer
as much as you like but ....
Don't you dare touch that special lady
Miss Betty White. She is everyones mother.
I absolutely love her !!!!!! :) I also think I'm not
alone so if anyone here loves mama Betty
please go over to crabbies and post a comment
so he learns the error of his ways asap !
Oh and lay off of Bill Shatner too and I'm not
saying that because he's a Canadian like myself
no it's just that I know him personally and
he's a riot !

Good for Alex ! That Jill is a mean jealous
yenta her mom Gloria taught her well huh ?!
Ohhhhe veyyyy !!! No way would I put up
with her bs good for you Alex. That countless
totempole can go jump into the east river
tiara et al... She is the laughing stock of NYC
cheaper than the 1000pt drop yesterday.
I d rather watch Teresa in nj show off her
onyx palace home tour including all the echos.
Kiki :)

Anonymous said...

And what about Jill's creepy husband Bobby cornering Alex at that party acting all "menschy" and trying to convince Alex to kiss Jill's ass? If I were Alex, that ALONE would make me NEVER want to talk to either of them again. I can't stand men who think they have the ability to "fix" their wives' social problems. EEeewww!
I used to like him, but his true colors were shown on thursday. He has a lot in common with his pushy, bitchy, arrogant wind bag of a mother in law.

Bayou Jane said...

Someone needs to explain everything that is wrong in that last picture to whoever that is. There are suits that don't look good even on skinny legs---especially those! I would suggest a "boy leg" suit!!!! So the rest of us don't have to suffer!