Sunday, May 9, 2010

Chinese water...

Thanks, Kiki.
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Miss Tia, you have the floor....(makes sweeping arm gesture)....

9 comments:

Unknown said...

Why am I thinking of Space balls the movie. When they breath can air?

That has to taste like a little bit like a can. Dont you think?

Happy Mothers, Grandmas, Step moms, Step grandmas and mommy pet owners Day. I hope you all have a great day. ( Big hugs)

miss tia said...

well thank you DD...(bowing in your direction)....

ahem...yes folks, chinese bottled water in a can!! get your chinese bottled water in a can!!!

this water comes straight from the polluted streams that get our factory run off....it is filled with 110% of your daily requirements of toxins and poisons.....also has a healthy dose of melamine in it to build healthy teeth and bones....

the bottled water comes in cans that contain cadmium and lead...good minerals for children!!

this is processed in a plant that seals the cans with mercury....

all products are made by 5 year olds making .03 a day and get a bowl of rice....they work 15 hour days and once they reach age 6 we send them a fire cracker factory....they can also drink all the canned bottled water they want!

get your canned bottle water today!!!

FUCK CHINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

miss tia said...

on the topic of mother's day....

ladies, PLEASE get your cholesterol checked!! any lady over the age of 20 should get their cholesterol checked!! please do it for yourself and your children!!!

my neighbor who passed away died of unknown coronary disease!!! she had just turned 32.....

Dirty Disher said...

Miss Tia, right on about the cholesterol check. It's a simple blood test that takes two minutes and can save your life. I get one every month, well, you know..because it's my lot in life to be regularly tortured. LOL.

Anonymous said...

Thankyou miss Tia you rock !
Happy mothers day to all the lovely ladies
at DDs blog !
Kiki :)

Anonymous said...

FUCKTIA if will never be a mother.

escrow said...

Oh anon you are sooo wrong! Miss Tia is a ROCKIN MUTHA!!!! Fuck you.

Anonymous said...

LOL!! Love ya, Miss Tia! And happy Mom's day to all.....

10G (Gina)

NancyB said...

Love you Miss Tia!!!!!