Omar the tent maker constructed a giant beach towel made out of Unicorn farts so Mariah could marry her scrawny adolescent purse carrier again. That was the ring. No kidding. Apparently the yearly ceremony consists of 12 people hired to shove her fat ass into that getup and Nick presenting her with giant weird gumball machine jewelry that she pays for. I can't wait until next year when they do it all again. Who goes to this shit? Broke ass alcoholics who need the free champagne?
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I am no thin waif myself, but.. MAN..did Mariah pack on the pounds. I am surprised that she did not have an Hello Kitty bridal vail on.
Three wedding ceremonies in three years? Ya, Mariah is not self obsessed!
She weighs 200 pounds I hear! I think that sounds about right from the looks of her. She is such a waste now. She used to be a good singer, now she's just s f'g joke. And fat as hell. WTF happened? I must say, she has been gaining weight for a long time but she usually stops and loses it. She has not stopped the runaway train this time. Yikes. Pushin' cushion, I suppose. EW!
If that ring is real they need their heads examined. Does she think her cash will last forever? I got news for her! Thats a waste of money and foolish. This whole fiasco. She's gross and disgusting. You know he ain't pretty but I bet he hides his eyes when she is naked! They are the truly retarded ones!! Someone has way too much time on her hands!!
remember he recycled the original engagement ring he gave her? It was from his 1st fiance? When they broke up she returned it and he then gave it to Mariah. He's so wonderful and GREEN.
She looks over 200 to me. She looks like his
mom in that photo. The weight gain has aged
her. Maybe she's looking for a sponser diet
company to sign her up. I wouldn't be suprised.
Everything is a stunt with her this so called 3rd
ceremony. Next thing you know you blink and
they will be getting a divorce ? Who knows?
Life is an absurdity when your Mariah !
Kiki : /
Pitiful, just pitiful!!
Ever since Luis Miguel dumped her and her movie Glitter tanked, she went Brittney and never came back.
She's so self absorbed and in denial.
I'd say she's pushing 200+-
"Riding a fat girl is like riding a moped. It's fun until a friend sees you".--manism
Jarhead
She just can't spend the rest of her millions fast enough.
I hate Nick Cannon. How does someone like him even DESERVE Mariah Carey!?! Nobody's shitty enough to deserve Mariah. Well, maybe
Marc Anthony is.
I hate Mark Anthony.....
;)
Why does Mariah feel as though she has to show her udders all the time? They really are not attractive--she should use some restraint in exposing herself.
She is so sad, everything she does in her life is just to show off how much money she has. Won't even let her husband buy her a ring because it wouldn't be expensive enough to impress the public. Has to buy her own wedding rings because she wants the most expensive one to show off. Pathetic, pathetic, pathetic. Trash with money.
I'm not shocked about her recent weight gain as much as that stupid ring pop. Why would anyone waste money like that. Especially for an adult.
Naseem
Hi ya Naseem, how have you been??
That looks like a ring pop sucker! Why would you want to wear something like that??? So strange!
I don't have a problem with the weight, but she needs to accept the fact that teenage fashion is out of her reach now.
I have a bit of a problem with the ridiculous wealth/spending habits because of the pretentiousness this couple feels the need to display. And only in the sense that they make themselves laughable and cheesy and almost campy, but that's their problem.
Mainly I have a problem with the annual wedding/renewal of vows. Do they not understand the meaning of their original wedding vows? Are they that idiotic? What is the purpose of a solemn promise if you have to keep renewing it regularly? Her self obsession has made their marriage and wedding vows laughable too.
I have seen many a large woman (and man) that can look good. They dress well. Even though they are large, they carry themselves well.
i am sorry to say that Mimi is not one of those people.
That annual ceremony renewal crap in full drag gets real old, real fast.
The first time is the one that counts - those that follow are just self-indulgent dress-up parties.
I can just see them in the future (if they make it to the future!)sitting around a big dining room table, skeletons in wedding attire, just like Mrs. Haversham's party in David Copperfield.
They should take every penny wasted on this nonsense and donate it to a worthwhile charity.
Self-indulgents A-holes.
Cynthia you mean Great Expectations by
Charles Dickens. I love that Pip :) - Kiki
Sounds like (and looks like) she's trying to convince herself that she is happily married!
Jarhead that manism quote was very drole :/
I said it before she does look like 230ish !
Nicks a lightweight at a buck and a half ( 150)
she could stand to lose a hundred pounds
or so. Ita with her losing Luis Miguel he was
the love of her life she never recovered and
is overcompensating for the pain by filling the
void with food drink shopping excesses et al.
An absurd display of total lack of self control &
self destructive behavioural patterns in a histronic
personality disorder which Mariah is textbook DSMV.
She needs to take a look in the mirror and get
some cognitive behavioural therapy before she
ends up jumping off the edge without knowing
that there is no solid ground below. Kiki :(
Heidi I agree, just last week I was shopping and I saw this salesgirl who was quite overweight, probably about the same size as Mariah, but her hair and makeup was really cool and her outfit was amazing.
The problem with Mariah, besides that she doesn't dress well for her weight, is that she still dresses like it's 1995. Little belly-baring tops, short denim skirts, platform shoes-all the things teenagers wore back then (I should know, because I was a teenager then). But those clothes are out of style now. Even *real* teenagers don't dress like that anymore. So even if she was thin, Mariah would still look dated and bad. Being overweight and busting out of her clothes is a double whammy. She looks doubly bad. She needs to buy clothes that fit AND are in style for 2010.
Whooo, Maria looks like a porker!
Plus, w/all that money, she needs to hire someone, that can show her how to shop/dress. How is it some people just don't know (or care) what looks good on them. A few things in your wardrobe that are trendy is fine, the rest should be classic. Most people can't afford to buy a new wardrobe of the latest trendy fashions each time they change. Plus, she probably pays $400 for some cheesy denim skirt. People are so dumb...I hate dumb. I too hate Marc Anthony, Ibaneezer.
Hey Pat,
I've been better...It's only gotten much much worse.
Naseem
Naseem, I noticed that you don't use your google acct anymore, and I miss your blog. I wish people would just leave you alone. You are a courageous young woman, and deserve the best.
Mariah? Pfft.
I'd go to this in a heartbeat! Imagine the stories, swag, free drinks, etc. Whew!
This is all they got to remind people that they are still around. MTV kisses their asses so much, and then they are dropped as soon as the next big thing comes along. The conceit that lurks beneath both of these has beens is enormous. She still thinks of herself as the set of breasts hat changed outfits a bunch of times during her Cribs episode. Even tries to talk like a little girl!.
Jarhead
Holly CRAP... Maria what happened to you?
Ive heard of being in love and forgetting to look your best. But gwad that's alot of weight to pack on. I guess she feels really comfortable and is comfortable with nick.
Oh gezz maria and her little girl jewerlry. Does it come with a little hello kitty?
Naseem, I miss your blog. I think you need a hit man.
"Riding a fat girl is like riding a moped. It's fun until a friend sees you".--manism
Jarhead - I am disturbed at myself for laughing at that!
Jarhead that is still drole :/ kiki
Sorry kiki and Army Mom, but truer words have never been spoken. Freddy Mercury singing about "Fat Bottomed Girls" is a good example. And the memories....
Jarhead
I love Freddie and he was" the " performer
don't you bring my Freddie into this Enrique!
My personal mantra is Freddie s song
"Dont stop me now " I still miss him so much.
It will be 19 years on November 24 th 2010
I will always love Freddie. Thank you for the
apology Enrique. K. I. T. -Kiki :)
Ugliest ring, ever. Who on earth designed that thing? Totally unwearable, and really too ugly to be seen with.
As far as Mariah's weight, she is certainly bringing the chunk. The dress is not flattering, and resembles a sausage casing. I guess you can't buy good judgment.
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