I am so sick of this retarded chick in town, she looks like that. She really does. She's what they call "functional." I don't know her name, but, she's everywhere I go. Now, ya'll know me, I do not like small talk, I do not bother people, I do NOT like being touched. There is a personal space around me and when people get in it I get anxious and uncomfortable. I can be polite when it's unavoidable, but, I hate it. This crazy retarded bitch started moving in on me in the dollar store yesterday.....again. Yes, the line was long, the wait was tiresome, but, there was plenty of room. This twat starts moving closer and closer to me, panting like a dog. "It soooo hot doday, her her." You know, retard speak. She was sweating like a pig. I ignore her. Pretty soon she starts that "Hi mam, hi mam, how are you doday, mam?"..shit. I ignore her. She starts edging up so she can stand next to me. I can feel her breath on my neck. Pretty soon she's body bumping me and then she actually had the balls to stroke my arm. WTF? I glared at her. And buddy, I can glare like no other, I have practice because I'm an anti social reclusive high IQ mother fucker, ya know. She backed up. A minute later without warning she reached in my carry basket and tried to grab a bag of popcorn. She said "Wook who'd buyin' candy! Wots of candy, I wub candeeeeeeeeeee!" You know what, cunt, you have crossed the line and it's not candy, it's popcorn but, you are too fucking brain damaged to read the words pop and corn and I am not buying it now because your fucking filthy ass picking booger eating retard hands touched it. I put it on a nearby shelf and moved up away from her. As I was paying, she starts it again, hi mam, how are you mam, I wike candeeeeeeee." Shut the fuck up. I paid and left and I head her say to the check out chick, "I have a return, I already have dis." I turned around and the fucking idiot was returning two boxes of Rice A Roni. Are you fucking kidding me? I'm glad I don't eat that shit, crap only knows where in her cockroached kitchen it had been.*
But, the best part came outside. I ran into an old friend in the parking lot and we exchanged quick hellos. She left and I got in my car..and here comes retard. Right? This stupid fat bitch knocks on my car window and grins and says "Can you gib me a wide home, mam, it hot todaaaaaaaay. Whew hot!" I looked around and no one was about. I said "How about you stand your fat ass behind my car so I can run over you and smash you flat as a pancake? How about that, you fucking piece of shit? FUCK YOU!"
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Retarded people should not be allowed to fuck with anyone. They should be taught by their GD social workers to keep their hands to them self. I hope she got hit by a mac truck on her way home. Fucking idiot.
Retarded people should not be allowed to fuck with anyone. They should be taught by their GD social workers to keep their hands to them self. I hope she got hit by a mac truck on her way home. Fucking idiot.
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OMG! there was a guy in the trailer park i lived in who was with the local MRDD...he was banned from walmart for GRABBING CASHIER'S TITS! the MRDD DEFENDED HIM! he would steal newspapers from people, break windows, cut cable lines and phone lines and xmas lights and tried to burn down a trailer....he would grab his crotch around children and the MRDD DEFENDED HIM! they did NOT teach him right from wrong, they said that we all were intolerant!!
he ALSO grabbed retarded women's breasts on the MRDD bus and the fucking MRDD convinced the women that he did nothing wrong!!!
FUCK PORTAGE COUNTY MRDD!!!
I hate these people. I have great smpathy for the handicapped. This bitch aint one of them, she's just a no good scamming cunt who uses her retardation to bother people. She always gets away with the most outragous behavior because she's "speeechul." Fuck her.
Beetlejuice her.
holy shit-even my 3 year old would know better than to act like that.retarded or not that kind of behaviour deserves a bitchslap!
She does it all the time! And now her fat ass has started coming into the shop I work in. Like she reads books, I'm so sure. Gowd, it's like she's stalking me.
I will tell a truth. Ever since I can remember (like early childhood), I was afraid of people like this. We had a place in our area where they were housed, and DMR would bring them to town to give them a day out or as a teaching day.
My ass would always run in the other direction.
I am very tolerant of people in general but something about people with Mental retardation just freaks me out.
OMG!!! ROTFLMFAO!!! You really don't like this chick! Yea, we got one. They all have really extra large asses, even tho she rides a bike everywhere. Extra large ass. I mean she's all over town. She goes into buisness and basically sets up shop, hangs for hours. Why don't the ppl tell her to f'g leave? Im sure some have. She really hagns at the library! Gawd, those poor ppl, they cannot ask her to leave. She bothers everyone too. "Hi, how ya doin'?" "I don't work here"..no shit sherlock! I know, I know. Every town has a Crazy ass Jane character. Not much you can do. The popcorn episode was too much for me. Gawd, thats pure comedy writing! You should write for Wanda Sikes!!! LOL!!! Or that big brassy broad that dresses in too short of dresses and heels? Whats her name? She's older. Hilarious. You really should send them some of your stories. They would make great "club" material!!! You are a crack up. Pictured this entire exchange taking place in our DG. Yup, could see that as it happened. Good one. Classic.
rox
I got chased by a homeless crazy man when I was a kid. He chased me into my house. My Dad was sitting in the couch and just watched as the guy chased me into the kitchen and around the patio. I was screaming "Get him, get him"- I jumped on the dumpster and on to the roof. Finally the guy ran out the door and I climbed off the roof. My Dad never moved and just laughed. I still am weary of them.
Thankfully they arrested the Paki- American that tried to blow up the car in New York. The thing that gets me is that Law enforcement is patting themselves on the back for preventing the tragedy. Bullshit. The guy made it all the way to the center of New York and ignited the bomb. If he had been a little more experienced he may have been successful. The only thing that saved us is the T-shirt salesman that alerted cops.
This makes 4 attempted attacks in just a couple of months. Najibullah Zazi(N.Y. bomber), Umar Farouk Muttallab (underwear bomber), Major Nidal Hassan Ft Hood shooter), and now this guy that tried to blow up his car. Richard Reid was the first guy that tried to light his shoes on fire and blow up the plane.
One day a pro will come along with lessons learned from the past failed operator-error attempts. We need to be pro-active and stop the circle-jerk.
jarhead
There was a young man in my daughters high school. He had down syndrome. He always was very clean with nice clothes and well mannered. My daughter used to get very nice compliments from him. He once spoke to her on the way into school and said "You are lovely". It's all about upbringing. It melted her, trust me. This sweetheart kid, so clean & so great. What a sweety. She has never forgotten that. Parents are to blame. Lazy parents don't raise their kids, they let nature takes it's course. A special needs child that has bad manners was not raised, they were just permitted to exist & mom could collect the childs disability checks forever! No, the parents can teach thse kids manners and social skills. They are just difficult & it's harder so they don't care. They dont care period. Lazy asses.
rox
Jar, good one!!! Homeless man! That was funny, sorry but it was! I once walked out of my shower with just a towel on with a farmer standing right in my kitchen! He came on in ya know...farmin' folk! He had tractor trouble & thot it was ok if he just came in & used my phone! OMFG!!! He is probably dead now.
I am with you about this bombing thing thats going on. It's inside too. This was predicted by many that knew after 9-11 ppl inside would be able to do the most damage. It's been true. You didn't mention the shooter at The Amish schoolhouse. That was so awful. Ppl are nuts. 9-11 changed everything. Thats the day the terrorists won. It has since ruined our economy and possibly the world. They won that day. Life as we kew it before that is forever gone. People have no love for their fellow man...because they can no longer trust him.
rox
PS:China has had multiple attacks the last 2 weeks on kindergarten classes being attacked & stabbings and beatings right in the classes. WTF is wrong? I swear something will come in, aliens or a plague and wipe out mankind. Clean slate. Start-over. Erase-Erase.
PS:China has had multiple attacks the last 2 weeks on kindergarten classes being attacked & stabbings and beatings right in the classes. WTF is wrong? I swear something will come in, aliens or a plague and wipe out mankind. Clean slate. Start-over. Erase-Erase.
Hahahahahahaa what an idiot...the guy didnt know that theres a vehicle ID number on the engine, so he had no idea it would be traced to the owner, who would tell them the dude bought it from him on craigslist...and on top of that his name was in the email to the guy when he bought it from him. (also dumb...stealing connecticut plates when the dude is from connecticut...cmon now!
Fuckin' Paki teabaggers
Shouldn't he have stayed with the car to make sure it blew up? Is he too americanized to be a suicide bomber?
I haven't commented on the recent plaguge of evil in China. Stabbing tiny children is too evil. WTF is going on with that shit?
BTW, retarded people don't generally bother me, I can relate to them because my whole family is fucking retarded. But, this chick is awful. She's in my face all the time and I hate her. She is not a good person.
Sad to say, but sometimes the only way to deal with people like this is to make them afraid of you. Say something very scary to her, that only she will hear. Then of course if necessary you can deny it later. You can look at it as doing her a favor--because if she keeps bothering you, you just may snap and ACTUALLY do something evil to her! ;o)
For me it's people with Tourette's that make me uneasy. Actually, It has nothing to with them personally or the condition itself. I understand it. The issue is that once in a while I run into someone who is shrieking in an odd way or saying something weird over and over again. I don't know if they have Tourette's, are retarded or just plain crazy. If I knew which one I'd feel less like bolting to my car and locking the doors.
I heard someone on The Today Show this morning say that this Time Square Bomber must not have paid attention in bomb making class because he did everything wrong. I have stood in Times Square many times, it always seemd safe to me. I was never afraid in NYC at all. Gawd, I hate people. I really do.
R
OMG! This was just posted on my homepage. Speaking of nut jobs!!
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/national_world&id=7420685
When my son was 3 or 4, we went to Burger King to eat lunch. They had employed a retarded boy to clean the tables. The first time he went by us, he stopped and said hey. No problem. Keep walking. The second time he stopped and started stroking my son's hair in a "weird" way. I immediately told him to stop and go clean the tables. The third time he stopped, he started stroking his arm and that was it. I grabbed my son and went to find the manager. I asked her how well he was watched. How many unattended children is he bothering in the bathroom? On the playground? I wrote to the franchise owner about my concerns. I know they have the work programs to help them learn responsibilities but this guy obviously had touching issues with children. I never went back there.
Leave my mom alone, meanies.
In the old old days they took them out and left them in the woods. The old folks used to walk out on their own. If an individual contributes nothing to the collective they should be disposed of.
Take a long walk in the woods anon 6:13, and don't look back.
jarhead
Jarhead I know what I said was not nice. I was not trying to be. I should, however, have clarified that that was the way it worked back, way back. As for a walk in the woods, I do that for a month every summer. In three weeks in fact, when my yearly sabbatical begins. Me, my tent and roll, knife, magnifying glass and three days food. Though you call yourself jarhead could you survive? After all 'jarhead' is a military nick, right?
Hi anon. Yes, I was a Force Recon Marine for 12 years. Good for you on your survival skills.
Yes. I trained in survival both at the Panama Jungle Survival School before it moved to Ft.Polk, also with the French Foreign Legion in Guyana, In the Philippinnes and also all 3 S.E.R.E. courses qualifications.
Out of all those courses; the Boulder Outdoor Survival School was the most informative and best suited for actual learning to survive, instead of evading capture and keeping a sterile harbor site.
You learn a lot about yourself in times of food gathering and shelter building, it's a reset button for priorities in life. Nothing looks the same once you get back from the field.
This is certainly the time of year for it..good luck-
jarhead
There was a girl like this in my fifth grade class named Sheena. She was always yelling really loud and grabbing at people and getting her dirty hands all over them and their stuff. Everyone hated her but nobody wanted to say it because we'd been made to feel guilty by the adults for not liking someone who was mentally retarded. I shudder to think of what she's like now that she's an adult. Probably just like the woman in your story DD.
There was another boy in the class who was also retarded named Tim, and he was sweet. I felt bad for him because the other boys picked on him. One day while my mom was driving me home from school I saw Tim walking by so I waved at him. He got the biggest smile on his face and started happily waving back. I still feel sad when I think about that. What a crummy life you must have to get so happy just because someone waved at you. :(
Jarhead. Impressive credentials. I couldn't take the discipline required to enter the military so I taught myself survival. Funnily enough the worst part was getting used to shaving dry. Being out in nowhere is exactly what you describe. A reset. Can't get that at the KOA. To test oneself where a mistake can be deadly is an amazing adventure and gives you back the wonder that gets lost in the cynical and self-absorbed world that has been created. It is also a good ace up my sleeve for when the shit really hits the fan. Things are really falling apart out there, fast.
Hey camping anon,
Have you used Kifaru gear?--great packs, thermal wear and camping equipment. Some of the best I've used.-
jarhead
Jarhead.
My tent is Coleman. My roll is wool. My knife was given to me by an old man I once knew. My thermals are Stansfields. My magnifying glass is real glass though. Sounds laughable but I go out very cheap and basic. That is actually part of the thrill I get from it. I could never figure out why a bum would starve on a city street when just a hundred miles or so up the highway there is everything you need, for free.
That's how the BOSS school teaches survival- minimalist skills to survive--
Once again; good for you- I had enough of roughing it to that level- I now would rather carry some extra kit and not "pack light and freeze at night"-as the saying goes.
The wool blanket is a nice item to have, though the compressibility is little but at least it's thermal efficiency is good. If you hadn't said you shave in the field I would have pegged you for a unabomber look-a-like.
jarhead
This is my last year for the rough stuff. My wife wants to go someplace 'nice' next year. That means the cottage. Never could convince her that it IS nice out there. I miss her out there anyway.
The shaving is mainly because I want to make sure I don't become a habitat. The wool is the best thing because it is true that even wet it's warm. Well, warmer.
The unabomber was an amateur. He had a cabin.
I'd invite both of you to winter at my house, but, you couldn't hack it. Heh.
You rock.
Rox,
The comedian i think you are talking about is Lisa Lampinelli. She is a riot! Dirty, totally un-pc..I love her.. LOL
Hey anon camper are u Canadian ? Kiki :)
Jarhead, you know what really pissed me off over that whole thing? The mayor takes the cop who responded to the info from the street vendor, out to dinner, Obama calls the street vendor. Whoopee, they couldn't have done something a bit more special for the vendor? That just rankled me!
"It is also a good ace up my sleeve for when the shit really hits the fan. Things are really falling apart out there, fast."
Anon, I agree. One of my dtrs. has started stocking water, dried foods, a gun, etc. which she has learned how to use, a survival package I guess you'd call it, hopefully to prevent anything happening to her family. Funny, she knows how to use the gun, her hubs, not so much. But, she also works for an arms dealer, so has lots of 'practice' weapons at her disposal. LOL....
I didn't know where to put this but I thing the crazy person comments would be the best.
I'm listening to the news about the NYC bomber and I hear he was on the "no fly" list. Then I hear he just became a U.S. citizen within the last year. Am I missing something here? He can't fly because he might be a threat but we welcome him to become a citiizen?
This is also on the crazy list... after 20something years of teaching, I find out tomorrow if I will have a job next year. They need to get rid of some of the dead head jobs in the head office. That's the pissed off me talking!!! And I am pissed off!!!
So, if anyone wants to send some really positive thoughts my way tomorrow about 3:00 P.M., I would really appreciate it!!!!
If I had a good back, I would get a job cleaning up the oil spill.
Kiki...I think anon camper is a teacher. The give away was when he said he was going to the wilderness for peace and quiet. He also said that if he could survive for a month on 3 days worth of food, it gave him a different perspective on live. That sounds like "end of school" talk to me!!
Come on anon camper---tell us!
Anon camper has a point about disposal, but his words were very brutal. You see it in the wild....that animal who isn't fit won't survive anyway so the pack leaves behind the wounded, the old, the sick and the defective for the sake of the pack's survival....We the humans naturally want to fix everything/save others/challenge Nature, help those who wouldn't survive under "normal" circumstances.....and on that note, those who are in charge of providing a better life to those whose mind doesn't function normally, should go all the way and teach them how to be HUMANS.
I digress back to the developmentally disabled person in the original post. It's a toughie. I wish she had an assistant accompanying her, because she could use it.
I've had a lot of experience with people like her, on the accompanying and receiving end. Here's a tip: Sometimes taught jargon is handy, like 'appropriate' and 'inappropriate.' Seriously, it's worth a try. "Your behavior is inappropriate. Please stop talking to me." works often.
It's not uncommon to have a DD person not comprehend eyeball daggers the way you are intending them.
Perhaps you can find out where she lives, and how (you said your town is small and everyone knows everyone else) and you could talk to whomever is responsible for her, because from what you said, she isn't going it alone.
I'll be thinking about you at 1500 Bayou! Is your back really bad?- I have friends that developed arthritic backs or shoulders from carrying heavy packs for so long.
Meissa,
Yeah- it was anon campers first post about human disposal that prompted me to write something. Suffering gets to me now. Sometimes I can still smell some of the torture houses we found used by Saddam Feddayeen- that was complete apathy towards human suffering.
Our Gov. has its head in the sand and we as Americans love to pat each other on the back and say good job, don't worry, good night.
Well, we should ALL be worried because as porous as our security system is, and as politically correct and corrupt as Gov is; it's a matter of time before one bad guy gets lucky. And then the blame will shift.
Jarhead
Bayou Jane: Positive thoughts and
some prayers to you today. It is
awful what is going on in School
Funding now days. My little hometown school has so many
"made up" jobs/employees, usually
friends of friends, relatives etc. and people wonder why their school budget is toast. And read up on the alleged corruption in the Detroit school system. They have employed some dude to try to "Fix" it. Whole thing is out of whack.
Good Luck Jane:)
Vicky,
You are right on about the sad state of our cuddling relationships in State and Gov jobs.- I can see California, Michigan, New York and Illinois refusing to make cuts in their blown out budget, they'll demand Government funds to cover the Public union legacy pension funds that are killing state budgets. Greece is in deep trouble over exactly this problem.
If Cali refuses to enforce Immigration laws to make up the difference of Billions of dollars worth of cost for maintaining illegal aliens going to school, hospitals and using every single available service intended for tax paying citizens; they should institute a VAT tax so that everyone has to pay taxes at some point, and not just the people with a real SSN#.
bayou,
Read a little about Z-health exercises for your back. You do it at home and it really does work on pain and mobility. All the best.
Jar
Your behavior is inappropriate is not going to work with this bitch. I do know where she lives. She lives up at the low rent apts where I used to live. She shackes up with a child molester, spends her disability on drugs, hoards cats and walks down the street naked. She bothers people constantly.
Yea, Heidi!!! Thats right!!! I can totally hear that old broad telling DD's hilarious stories. She is too funny in her really short puffy party dresses and poufy hair & heels. I love her!! She's very crass so I love her. She won't BS you. If she thinks it, she says it! I love it. I might YouTube her today. I need a laff. My shi&&y menniers has been giving me some bad seizures lately. No cure. I wish I was on disability but I can't get it because I'm working so they deem me able to work I would guess. Its a Catch-22. I can't even drive myself out of town anymore! I get stranded away from home too ill to drive myself back. Dayum! I hate it. I have discovered that a drink at bedtime doesnt hurt it any! LOL...I usually have a pretty good day the next day. I am out of booze right now tho. I think maybe the alcohol relaxes my ear nerves. I should just be a drunk & be done with it. Then the falling down, slurred speech and public throwing up would be way more fun. :(
rox
Bayou:
Hope you had a good meeting. I was thinking good thoughts for you as agreed.
Jarhead
Jarhead, I think BJ's meeting is tomorrow (Thurs). Hopefully she will let us know how it goes. We're all sending good thoughts your way Jane!
DD, if this woman is that 'loose' can you call DSS and have her committed, picked up or something? She lives alone it sounds like....
Premature congratulator.... guilty as charged and duly noted. I'll think of you tomorrow Bayou! ha.
Jarhead
She may be as bad off as you say, but people don't use the word "retarded" anymore. It really is offensive. She is developmentally delayed, challeged, whatever, but Pat, you once again, and every person who commented on this human being should be ashamed of your language!
Oh right, you all have no shame, or moral compass!
I am happy to say that today was the day we found out and I made it through the day without being called in. This is great news and I have to think evryone of you had something to do with it. Thanks for the vibes and I hope no one has to go through this ever again. But I know that none of us are secure. (Unless you are a wife, husband, son, daughter, cousin, aunt, uncle, ect. You get the idea!) So, I'm all smiles this afternoon and I'm walking out of school and someone said, "Well we made it through the first cut!" Come to a screaching halt! WTF??? But I'm not going to believe this until I hear it from the man himself!!! Some people love to torture others!!! Rumors are running rampant and I'm just not going to listen to them. I have a smile slapped on my face and I dare anyone to try to take it off! Damn it!!!! I'm changing my attitude and hopefully it will help me feel better in all other departments.
Thanks again everyone. You gave me a place to moan and whine and I appreciate it!!
Now I can get back to more important things. What are we going to do about Tuwella? I'm thinking senior cruise to China! We can all chip in!
Or maybe anon camper can show her the great outdoors! You think she could find her way out from the middle of the woods? But then, do we really want to do that to nature?
Canadian! NW Algonquin is my habitat. Sorry Bayou, no passengers.
Not a teacher, passed up that early calling. Shame on me. I own a business that operates several commercial buildings. Lucky to have trusted staff to look after things while I am away.
And yes we should all be ashamed of ourselves. What a bunch of retards.
Jarhead..tehe, premature congratulator...
HAHAHA Jarhead you crack me up. Premature congratulator. That's classic.
8:43:00 PM, fuck you, retard.
Is there a delay or are my comments not approved for posting if they don't agree with the consensus?
Anon camper I knew u were one of my kind !
Yes !!! I win !!! LoL :-)) you know what one
single word that gave you away ? Cottage !
Canadians have cottages on lakes all over
the country. My boys go canoeing up in
Algonquin park every summer. -Kiki :)
Enrique :) that was hilarious !!! Kiki :-))
hi dd, im just a bit confused. i read your post, and it just seems, well, harsh. i'v e read you every day for the past three years and while everyone should and can rant about whatever they want, i've always respected you for your opinions on things. to call someone with mental disabilities a retard and a cunt? your words are laced with so much anger and its just a bit disheartening. i thought this post must have been written by a hacker because the tone, the energy, the anger, it doesnt feel like you. i always thought you had more respect for people than this. i have to say im disappointed. the comments on these posts have been harsh and completly against people with disabilities. im disapointed.
polly
Polly. Sure. She IS a retard and a cunt and if you don't like me saying so, then go somewhere else.
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