I wish I was Lindsay Lohan. I really do. The Blow makes her own rules for her world. She is NOT doing drugs or booze, she is working! Then..she poses for a photo, partying on a yacht, in France, with a snorter in her hands and drugs right there on the table! There's a warrent out for her arrest. Lindsay says, fuck it. Fuck it all. She won't do a day in jail because she makes all the rules and laws and lies mercilessly. If only her soul sucking parents would get killed in an accident and stop bugging her, Lindasy would have no problems at all. Ahhhh, to be young, rich, bisexual and in France. I want to be Lindsay Lohan, dammit!
Friday, May 21, 2010
I wish I was Lindsay Lohan..only if LL was an orphan
I wish I was Lindsay Lohan. I really do. The Blow makes her own rules for her world. She is NOT doing drugs or booze, she is working! Then..she poses for a photo, partying on a yacht, in France, with a snorter in her hands and drugs right there on the table! There's a warrent out for her arrest. Lindsay says, fuck it. Fuck it all. She won't do a day in jail because she makes all the rules and laws and lies mercilessly. If only her soul sucking parents would get killed in an accident and stop bugging her, Lindasy would have no problems at all. Ahhhh, to be young, rich, bisexual and in France. I want to be Lindsay Lohan, dammit!
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Well at least her Firecrotch isn't shining...but wtf is up with chick #2 in that pic....she's having severe 70's flashback...or is that a throw back? Either way....whatta fro!
Yeah, I think if I was the Blow, I could find better fuck partners than those two freak, but, maybe they had the stash.
Denial And Desperate is Linds new mojo.
Her mojo fits on a coke spoon.
wow, how many lines are showing there? She looks like she just did one and is itching her nose. This is majorly bad. But she will not get in any trouble. She never has so far. Did you hear the guys sueing her for this said they'd drop the suit and not ask for any money if she would get in rehab? Yea, riiight! What money anyways? And how does she afford to keep flying all over? I get so pissed about celebs making their own rules. Charlie Sheen, in jail arguing about ciggy breaks and just got a huge raise for his TV show? Really? Highest paid actor ever in a TV sitcom. He already was and now more so. No rules for them. In fact, it seems to add flash to their careers to eff up. Johnny Depp stays out of the spotlight and probably does his drugs at home in France. I say do your thing away from kids and stay at home if you must do that stupid shit. But how stupid to make sure every moment is caught on film by someone. Thats desperate alright. Anything for free publicity. How about dying? Lots of publicity there! Gawd, this chick will die. And it will be also ruled as "natural causes"...like all celebs lately have been. Riiiight.
Rox
Doesn't everyone think they're the shit when you're on coke?.
The baggie comes out and you become the Rat Pack. I'd play a little Tom Jones right now and light the fire.
Jarhead
her mother will say she's young and partying and she's in a really good place....
the whole family needs intensive psycho-therapy and rehab!
that entire family needs to self-combust what are u talking about???! Good riddence.
LOL Jarhead. Totally.
Enrique :) that's a good analogy of it.
But in her case BRAT pack is much
more fitting. Omg what a mess she is !
Kiki :)
ps I sent you a letter or two. Hope your ok ?
She's not rich anymore, the bitch is millions of dollars in debt.
From what I've read, the reason she can still spend so much money without an income is that when she was an in-demand star making big $$$, expensive companies/stores gave her credit cards because it was assumed she'd have no trouble paying them off. She got a Black Amex card and all that-cards that have, like, $1 million dollar limits. So she's still living off them. She will be up to her teeth in debt when they run out.
Her ass should have been thrown in jail for all those car accidents she caused, drugs she did, and court dates she skipped, but what can I say? She's famous. That's our justice system. Totally and completely fucked up.
She looks like Dina in that picture!
what a douche she is. How can people have the world at their feet and fuck it up so royally? The common folk struggle to keep the lights on while this firecrotch pisses away everything. It makes me so angry.
I'm curious as to what her mother lives off of.
Bayou Jane,
Lindsay's Mom is living off the 20% commissions from the photo shoots, the same 20% that Michael is trying to get.
Did you see the smug son-of-a-bitch British Petroleum CEO talking about the "modest" spill on the gulf?. Tar and feather that guy already.
jarhead
Here's how it looks to me, Jar, Michael got nothin'...he fucked himself and now all he has is publicity on Lindsay that he sells. He sells scandals. Dina has ALL Lohans money, she hired an accountant team to "manage" Lindsay's movie money, to "help" Lindsay. All Dina and the other kids costs are figured into this "accounting." Meanwhile, Lindsay is higher than a kite and has never even paid rent much less any other bill. She has no clue what she has. Dina has it.
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