Lissa and I were just out in the back planting her bean garden. Through the backyards I can see white trash mom's back door. I heard white trash demon spawning halter wearing fat mom yelling "BREAKFAAAAAAAAST!" It is 10:30 am, by the way. She was wearing the same halter top her fat ass had on yesterday and she opened her dirty ripped up back screen door and yelled. Her four spawn came crawling out of the bushes and weeds, one off the roof of the garage and lined up for mom's home cookin'. She blocked their entrance into the house and tore open a package of cold hot dogs and gave them each two. No buns. Then she handed the oldest one a 6 pack of Pepsi and a bag of generic chips and yelled "Do yer chores!" She threw the empty hot dog package next to the house and went in and slammed the door. The demon spawn were fighting over the chips and extra Pepsi when we went inside. The two big vicious dogs they have tied in the weeds barked for the hot dogs.*
Awwww, it warmed my heart. It reminds me of my own childhood meals when we were eating good. Raisin' chilrens is such fun.
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i am wondering what their chores are....rustling up trouble and chaos??
I think their supposed to finish stealing my bird bath. They only got it moved off it's foundation.
Wow, I treat my dogs with more respect than this.
I hate bad assed kids. Mom like that do not raise their kids up in life, they drag them.
Their chores are .. see how much you can steal from the neighbors.. so I can sell it & git me some meth. But don't you be bringing no PO-lice back here, you dirty little bastards.
Dayum DD, they're ganging up on you. The Mother from Hell on one side and the Family from Hell on the other.
.. and I think it's going to be a LONG summer.
Well at least they got feed I guess. Some kind of food.
It breaks my heart seeing children get treated like a chore themselves. Those kids probably wouldn't even understand a thank you or your welcome. They are probably use to F you's and slang.
Chores are probably stealing food and smokes for the parents. Or just stealing anything to sell to make $$$
Wow-you just can't make this stuff up. I hope you figure out a way to electrify the bird bath.
Sounds like the little kids Lissa played with at your old apartment. Weren't they all little bad-asses too?. I was a bad kid too though, boarding school since age 11.
Jarhead
Are they new to your neighborhood or did I miss last years Children of the Corn part 1?
FUCK MATT HECKASS
They sound like feral children to me. Dish, take care of yourself. Can you move? I know it's like runnning away, and some people don't like that, but sometimes it's the only answer. I honestly worry for you.
I'd like to dump a big ol' "irony" right on top of your tiny, pointed head, trolly-pants. To call you a moron would be a compliment, I'm afraid.
The only mongrel I know of is your own mama, and we know she had a close relationship with something four-legged. We just can't figure out what. Crawl back into your cave and weep the bitter tears of loneliness at not getting to play with the cool kids, 'cause we are not having your crack-smokin', goat-fucking, short bus-riding company here.
Are these kids new to the neighborhood? Do the police in this place do anything?
Well Mother's Day is next Sunday. Maybe they will pick her some weeds and she can give them some fancy paper plates to eat on. lol
I will never understand how people can treat children like this. It horrifies me and we all know how those kids will end and how they will deal with their own children.
On the same token, I don't understand how anyone can just say such hurtful things about a child. Or anyone they have never met.
Troll, fuck off. Go and take care of your own kids. Or, have they been taken away already?
Anonymous, is English your first language? I kind of grasp your point but you write so badly it's hard to tell.
Miss Tia, I love how you have your own troll. I read 'fucktia' sounding like 'fucksha'. It sounded very foreign and exotic.
Matt the mess, been tracked, still wankin' his teeny weenie.
DD, isn't your house YOUR house? No mortage or loan pmt? Not to be nosey but that would be an incentive to stay there. I think you would be gone otherwise. Invest in a strong privacy fence all around it. It would be well worth it. And have it marked with No Trespassing signs all ove it too. Vandals will be prosecuted, etc. I am not joking. Go to Lowes or someplace & finace it if you have to. It will be your sanctuary! Ahhh!!!!!!!! Finally!!
rox
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