When NJ Housewife (and psychotic criminal) Danielle Staub (staub you in the heart for a dollah) 's daughter became a model, old plastic face Danielle got in the pics and tried to steal her kid's spotlight. I think her kid is pretty and looks like a real model, so I was curious about the old fart that took the pics. Turns out he's old goat, Gilles Bensimon. Yep, once married to THAT Bensimon..Kelly the dumb bell. *
This is the dude she's been bragging on? This is the exciting powerful man that she's still so flipped for that she will never marry anyone again unless he's just like Gilles? Yeah. He may be rich, but, give me a break, Kelly Dumbelly. He was also (yeah, I googled) once married to Elle McPherson..which is why Kelly thinks she must be good looking. No, Kelly, it's just that poor old Gilles was senile by the time he met you. For the record, Gilles would like Kelly to stop mentioning him, stop talking about him and pretend she doesn't know him. It's worked for him for years. "Stap, Kelly, Staaaaaaaaaap."
This is the dude she's been bragging on? This is the exciting powerful man that she's still so flipped for that she will never marry anyone again unless he's just like Gilles? Yeah. He may be rich, but, give me a break, Kelly Dumbelly. He was also (yeah, I googled) once married to Elle McPherson..which is why Kelly thinks she must be good looking. No, Kelly, it's just that poor old Gilles was senile by the time he met you. For the record, Gilles would like Kelly to stop mentioning him, stop talking about him and pretend she doesn't know him. It's worked for him for years. "Stap, Kelly, Staaaaaaaaaap."
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That's Gilles ?!?! Looks like a homeless
dude in Quebec city I once gave a donation
to. How olde is he ? Dare I ask ! Kiki : >
He's like, hot. LMAO! How old..umm..127?
LoL @DD ;-))
-Kiki
He used to be THE photographer for America`s Next Top Model (in the beginning).
Kelly should stfu. She and her daughters are living a lovely life because of him. Do not want to ruin it.
Danielle is an abomination as a mother to
her two sweet lil girls. Both are beautiful and
how lovely they are despite having been raised
by that creature from the silicone lagoon. I think
her girl looks like a young merielle hemingway.
She is very pretty indeed. Shame her stupid mother
tried to steal her spotlight. Did you notice her dopey
hair extensions. Uggh she's another classless fool.
Her poor lil girls should join forces with kellys
2 sweet lil girls Sea & Tad & seek legal emancipation.
Kiki :)
O. T.
Did anyone here watch Lost last night ?
Oh & btw Thomas Staub & Gilles Bensimon
both are weak as water in regards to allowing
their girls to grow up with such selfish assinine
party girls as mothers. Both these two men need
not allow their children pay for their mistakes of
reproducing with these abominal creatures. Despite
this lack of parental figures all four girls are suprisingly
thriving or it appears to be on the exterior. I hate to
say this but I must admit in comparison Danielle & Kelly
make Kim zolciak look like carol brady. Where the
hell are the fathers in these cases ?!?!?!! Kiki :/
That mother looks scary as hell up in the face area.
DD - Hubs just interviewed for a promotion that would get us MOVED BEFORE THE BABY COMES!!! We'd be going back home to MI, so we'd have family near by!
AND we'd be getting out of NJ!!!!
Cross your fingers for him!
-Biz
Everytime I hear the opening where Kelly says she's "created a great life for her and her girls and she loves living it" I vomit in my mouth. You married someone rich you horse faced nitwit. You didn't create anything. You didn't build an empire. You didn't earn it. Gahhhh she drives me crazy.
-Biz
I have to say something..
I love you Bitchy! You are one of my many highlights both on FB and on your blog.
Danielle is absolutely fucking bonkers and she's making her children hate her because they are so ashamed of what an narcissistic, sociopathic embarrassment she is. Did you see that episode where she forced them to get into the car with her (I'm fairly sure she was loaded, too) and go stalk people at a party to which she wasn't invited? They pleaded with her to not do it over and over again and she finally stopped. Super creepy.
Lu
Congrats Biz!!!! I emailed you, but, it came back. I tried to post on your blog and I can't! Email me, so I can return, please.
Bitche W, she IS scary. She was convicted of kidnapping a child for ransom. He past is shocking. Her children are being raised by a psycho!
Biz: BEST of luck to your Hubs:)
Positive thoughts coming your way.
Thanks Vicki!
DD- just emailed you! 1st one was a fluke.
-biz
May the words of their mouths and the meditations of their hearts honour the Goddess.
So mote it be. :)
Danielle is so MEAN to her youngest daughter. Constantly comparing her to her older prettier sister. What a witch! Also, what about the asshole mafia husband of Theresa's telling that brat Gia she was ugly in the car? Good lord, what is wrong with these freaks? God I HATE these people. It's getting easier to see why the children of these people are so unappealing. Blech.
I'm going CRAZY waiting to hear. Can't find anything to take my mind off!!
DD did you get my email?
-Biz
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