I don't think so

The Blow's assistant, Elinore allegedly handed in her notice after just a few months because she was 'exhausted' from Lindsay's constant demands.
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Can you imagine a life of being The Blow's assistant? What's she need an assistant for, you ask? Well, I imagine it goes like this..you get a slurred call every afternoon from Lindsay wanting you to come and get her at whatever dive or drug den she woke up in. She doesn't know the address, but, describes the alley and neon sign flashing from the window she's throwing up out of. You get the driver and go there and you find her naked ass passed out and spend an hour trying to get her up while she sleep punches you. Then you sit her up and hand her a Red Bull and a smoke from the bag you've brought with you. Then you search the room and pick up all the dope and hope the sewage system can handle it so you won't get busted on the way home. You also take the DNA piss and puke covered sheets with you and search for her crusted underpants so they won't be sold to the paparazzi. You call Dina because her scram bracelet is blinking and help her think of some dumbass lie to cover it, like Lindsay was saving Indian children and one of their pimps spilled a drink on it. You have The National Enquirer and The Star on speed dial and a rehearsed speech about how great she's doing. You pay off whatever scum she was fucking with enough petty cash to buy another stomped on eight ball. Then you have to go find out which room her 16 year old slutty sister is in, and repeat the whole thing.
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You put both their silly ass's in the limo and they pass out again and you go home. When you get there the driver helps you carry them in and put pants on them. They puke in all the potted plants and Lindsay has you help her dial Sam Ronson's answering service so she can yell obscenities for an hour and then she passes out in a hallway. She wakes up around midnight and it all starts over. What a great job. I wonder if Matt Heckmess is still unemployed?