My big new tits is four months oldeach one takes double hands,
I misspell all the words I don't
want them to understand.
Like D-U-M
And maybe A-T-T-O-R-N-N-E
and hey Fleshy Beard
suck my siliconed
fake B-U-T-T-T
Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today
Me and my big rubber tits.. is goin' away
I love them both and this has been
H-E-double L fer me
I wish that I could stop this plastic S-U-R-G-E-R-E
I can't smile and I can't blink
I can't move my fucking lips
But, I can spell Pre-N-U-P
And I'm takin' my plastic tits!
I spell out all the hurtin' words
and can't turn my neck to speak
Who cares if I can't stop my forehead
from running down my plastic cheeks?
Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today
Me and my big rubber tits
is goin' away
I love my knockers and this has been
H-E double L fer me
I wish that I could stop this plastic S-U-R-G-E-R-EEEEEEEEEE
9 comments:
LOL she should do that song for funny or die.com. Since her and fleshy are BROKE. Hey DD maybe you can get 25 percent of the profits from this song.
Talk about being famous overnight and broke the next morning. I guess heidi and spencer didn't understand to Save
Spencer defaulted on the purchase recently of $150,000.00 worht of crystals. I think he has lost his mind. If not, h's doing a good acting job of it. She's crazy too just by having all those surgeries, that proves it. So is her Dr. for performing them all in one day on such a young healthy woman that obviously cannot even smile or eat anymore & now seems to be a mid 40's woman that has had a rough life. This is just crazy. So young, someday she will look like that cat-woman, cuz she ain't gonna stop "fixing" things. ever.
This is another sad story. She ruined her body and looks because she wants to be an actress and a pop singer, and a princess, and she's gonna start a unicorn rescue ranch with her husband/manager/agent.
Jarhead
When she finds a surgeon that will replace her "F" size implants with the "H" size she wants thats when her heart will give out and she will die. If she doesnt explode 1st! Then Spencer can stop controlling her. And only then. He's psycho and she's nuts and the most insecure person I have ever witnessed.
Heidi needs to immediately develop some boundaries. Her lack of them has allowed Creepster to abuse and exploit her. IMO, she is more to be pitied than censured, like any abused person. Creepster needs to take a long walk off a short Malibu pier.
Funny song, tho, funny and true.
I know you're watching The Housewives reunion aren't ya? Can't wait to hear your take. It's a 3 parter this time. Team Bethenny!
Fuckin' epic!!! I sang it in my head as I read it and laughed my ass off!
It was a tard post. If you can't be goofy with your pals, who can you be goofy with? LOL.
Valle..you know me well.
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