Not only did The Bachelor, Jake and that snausage he calls a fiance break up, but, now they're getting press for shit talking each other. I'm glad to see Snausage is washing that rat's nest she calls hair, because she's just gross. She looks like her jeans stink, and you know they do. She smells like an old green ham rind at the bottom of a dumpster. She says Jake wouldn't fuck her. Who would? He claims she was unfaithful. Who wouldn't be? That fame whore Jake is such a liar. He's not a pilot, turns out he's a limo driver for some used transportation company. And his shirtless antics on DWTS made me heave. He's about as sexy as a used snausage tampon. Maybe he can marry Kate Gosselin, since he's such a devoted "family" man. At least he'd stay in the press then. Bon Vaginy, Losarios.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Jake and Vienna in a shit flinging contest
Not only did The Bachelor, Jake and that snausage he calls a fiance break up, but, now they're getting press for shit talking each other. I'm glad to see Snausage is washing that rat's nest she calls hair, because she's just gross. She looks like her jeans stink, and you know they do. She smells like an old green ham rind at the bottom of a dumpster. She says Jake wouldn't fuck her. Who would? He claims she was unfaithful. Who wouldn't be? That fame whore Jake is such a liar. He's not a pilot, turns out he's a limo driver for some used transportation company. And his shirtless antics on DWTS made me heave. He's about as sexy as a used snausage tampon. Maybe he can marry Kate Gosselin, since he's such a devoted "family" man. At least he'd stay in the press then. Bon Vaginy, Losarios.
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lol dd. Great to see your back. I really missed you. I wasn't sure what would happen to the blog and friends without you. You are the glue that keeps us all together. Take care DD.
All I keep hearing and reading today is that "Jake and Vienna would appreciate their privacy now". Yeah, right. Leave us alone but by all means, please speak to our pr reps.
PUUUUUUUlease. They'd both kill themselves if they had privacy. They make Spiedi look like Greta Garbo.
Is the Bachelorette over? I keep thinking this is when they bring him in to surpise retarded Ali.
Puleeeeezeee !!! Those two dirty famewhores
deserved each other. He gave me the willies
with his dancing act. Uggggh send him over
to PA to karts house and her back to her FL
trailerpark. I don't need to hear any more on
these two douche bags !! :/ \:
Kiki
He is GAY... its so obvious. Why blame the woman?
Hadn't heard about this. They were so ill-matched it doesn't surprise me. She is ugly, anyway. Didn't him and kate hit it off during DWTS? He is such a dork, him and K would be great together. No real star is going to date her, so she might as well date a pseudo star like herself.
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