Friday, June 25, 2010

North Korea is suing us for $75 TRILLION

Cash-strapped North Korea has demanded the United States pay almost $US65 trillion ($75 trillion) in compensation for six decades of hostility.
The official North Korean news agency, KCNA, says the cost of the damage done by the US since the peninsula was divided in 1945 is estimated at $US64.96 trillion.
The compensation call comes on the eve of the 60th anniversary of the start of the 1950-1953 Korean War.
KCNA said the figure includes $US26.1 trillion arising from US "atrocities" which left more than 5 million North Koreans dead, wounded, kidnapped or missing.
The agency also claims 60 years of US sanctions have caused a loss of $US13.7 trillion by 2005, while property losses were estimated at $US16.7 trillion.
The agency said North Koreans have "the justifiable right" to receive the compensation for their blood.
It said the committee's calculation did not include the damage North Korea had suffered from sanctions after its first nuclear test in 2006.
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Yeah, good luck getting that, you mean little bastards. We can't even scrounge up enough to fix our potholes. Oh, by the way, I'm mooning you now, so add another trillion to the bill. Waaaa.

20 comments:

Bayou Jane said...

Miss Tia...I believe you have another one!

Dan Zinski said...

Truman should've nuked those fuckers off the earth.

miss tia said...

FUCK NORTH KOREA!!!!

and thanks to team america, everytime i see the leader of n. korea i think of this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh_9QhRzJEs

Anonymous said...

Republic of Korea Marines are tough SOB's. They live in constant threat of the North and their crazy little leader (not Tom Cruise).

I would wait until North Korea had another pretty parade to celebrate Kim Jung Il's passing gas, and then I'd drop a MOAB bomb right on Kim's forehead.

Same plan for Iran and A-jad. Same for Omar al- Bashir in Sudan, I'd drop one on the wahabi madrassas,and one on BP headquarters too. The world would be a better place immediately.

Jarhead

Angie said...

Tia, before I even copied and pasted your link, I had that clip in my head! That's awesome...LMAO

miss tia said...

i'm so ronely!!

Anonymous said...

Crabbie, you are sooo right...
This is what happens when you don't finish the job...
My dad was a Navy Seal..
Beth in Seville

Anonymous said...

Jarhead,
Suenas igualito a mi padre... LOL
Estoy acuerdo contigo.
Beth en Sevilla

Anonymous said...

Shit, just print more money and send it to them! We are the land of plenty!

Anonymous said...

Tu padre debe haber sido la ostia Beth!. Tengo familia de parte de mi Madre procediente de Santander. Me gusta mucho Cantabria.

My brother laughs because I rewind and watch the North koreans marching in the news. They are really good. If drill was an Olympic event; the North Koreans would take gold every time.

What are they gonna do when China can't support them anymore?.


jarhead

Alison said...

Um, yeah, good luck with that, North Korea.

valle said...

yeah, f- u ! I'm flashing you right now to go along with DD's moon !

CJ said...

Would someone please buy them some new hats. The ones they wear make them look like cartoon characters.

Christina said...

Cheap bastards. Do they really think they have a fart's chance in a firestorm of collecting anything? Idiots.
America, fuck yeah!!!!

Anonymous said...

He has the same designer and tailor as Hilary Clinton though. Same ugly pantsuits.

Jarhead

ICSillyPeople said...

Just some more up their F'up propaganda. I swear the prereq for being in charge in this country is the synapse in their brains are missing their connections. They want so badly TO BE the USA ….... why does everyone want poke the bear?

Anonymous said...

I heard somewhere that you can't tell them apart from the southern ones.

My Grand Daddy who fought in the Korean war used to say said...

The only good North Korean is a dead one!

FUCK NORTH KOREA said...

Nuke em.

Michelle said...

No need to panic. Obama will apologize and the problem will go away....