Monday, June 21, 2010

Oh, enough about Miley already

I've only been back on the net for 20 minutes and I'm already sick to death of the "Miley is a slut" gossip. How is she a slut? Of course she's trying sexier clothes, she's not a Disney child now and she's exploring her sexuality. She has a right to, she's seventeen! And she works on stage. Good grief-sickles. What's wrong with people? I assume that's the outfit she showed her vagina in. It doesn't even show boobie! Paps have no business pointing cameras at any ones crotch, least of all a teenage kid's. And her stylists should be fired for not anticipating her stage gyrations in the outfit. It's not like she's doing porn.
I've always been sad that Miley's parents let her shack up with two boy friends at this age, but, that's bad hillbilly parenting. She shouldn't have had to make those decisions at her age, but, she's no dummy and seems pretty normal to me. In my best Chris Crocker voice I say, "Leave Miley alone!"
We are Miley fans here in this house. (I've been converted by Lissa, who is the ultimate fan.)

12 comments:

Bayou Jane said...

Yeah!!!! DD's back! Girl, we MISSED you. OK, now I'm going to readf!!!!

Dirty Disher said...

I missed you too!

Dan Zinski said...

The problem isn't that Miley is slutting it up at 17, it's that Miley is slutting it up at 17 on orders from a bunch of slimy, perverted entertainment company executives. Who knows how she would be dressing/acting if she were actually thinking for herself and not merely carrying out the plans of a bunch of slobbering Capitalist shitfiends.

Dirty Disher said...

Perez lost his mind posting underage pussy. Did he at least link it? What an idiot.

Peg said...

Welcome back DD! Perez posted that on his twitter account from what I understand. As soon as someone pointed out his error he yanked the pic down fast. Not fast enough for quite a few people to take screenshots and turn his ass in.

Anonymous said...

Crabbe is right the entertainment Busness has a plan for her and slutty it up is IN the plan. to get as much $$$$ out of her before she hits old age at 20 and then she start going craZy. The only thing I can see is that her parents most definitly have her on a Birth control patch. instead of takeing a daily pill which teenage girls will forget. but being 'country" she pop out a kid real young.

Alison said...

Crabbie I agree with you completely.

Also, I don't care if I'm being a prude, I still think that outfit is inappropriate for a 17-year-old. It's something a hooker would wear.

Also, what the FUCK is with that Olivia Newton John-type headband?

Linda said...

DD, welcome back! I don't think that's the outfit she was in when she had the crotch shot taken...I think that shot was taken when she was wearing a dress and was getting out of a car. But, I do think she's starting to look like a hooker, and wonder what that's all about?

Anonymous said...

People act like they've never seen anything like it before. Hello? Britney? Christina? "Look at me! I'm a sexual being and a woman and not a little kid and look at me!!!!"

It's old hat and isn't shocking at all.

lu

I can B said...

U sure got that right Crabbie. Too bad the hillbilly dumbcluck parents are unable to protect her from the greedy corporate horndogs.. or from her own worst ideas.

That whole Perez Hilton thing is such a fake. Girl had on underpants, some slimy troll pixilated her crotch to make it look otherwise, and uber slimedog Perez linked it.

I can B said...

U sure got that right Crabbie. Too bad the hillbilly dumbcluck parents are unable to protect her from the greedy corporate horndogs.. or from her own worst ideas.

That whole Perez Hilton thing is such a fake. Girl had on underpants, some slimy troll pixilated her crotch to make it look otherwise, and uber slimedog Perez linked it.

I can B said...

U sure got that right Crabbie. Too bad the hillbilly dumbcluck parents are unable to protect her from the greedy corporate horndogs.. or from her own worst ideas.

That whole Perez Hilton thing is such a fake. Girl had on underpants, some slimy troll pixilated her crotch to make it look otherwise, and uber slimedog Perez linked it.