Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Old money in the pokey

I was bummed to wake up and read that my new favorite NYC Housewife got busted for a DUI. Sonja Old Money Morgan was stopped by the cops at around 2 am in Southhampton and she refused to blow in the machine. She was aressted. Sources (d-list) said she was partying all weekend.
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Awwww, that's too bad. Sonja Old Money parties every day of her life. When she's not giving sexy times advice to those other bitches. Her money seems to be spent on partys, yachts, booze, good looking young Italians, booze, teensy weensy plastic surgery, good looking young Asians, booze, designer clothes, psychics, booze..well, anyway, Sonja has fun, no doubt. But, drinking and driving is a no no. She can afford a driver...and now a gang of good lawyers, which I'm sure she has on her payroll. She looks good in her mug shot. Sonja looks good in everything. Until her staff bailed her out, she probably looked good in jail too. I'm assuming she called her decorater first.
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I can hear CountLess LuAnn singing in the background. She's probably the one who narced her off.

7 comments:

Vicki said...

I like her, but do not feel sorry
she got busted. Do not Drink and
Drive. Her lawyers will get her
off. She can buy her way out of a shoebox.

Tia,
Do you ever see those yellow/red
car plates there? I call them
party plates. Drunk-drivers
get those around here--like a
scarlet letter. I would die if I had to drive around with that on my car.

Vicki said...

(Tia, I was just asking if this is a local County thing here or
a State of OH thing--the party plate question) Re-read my post and it did not come off quite right to me--sorry.

Nissa said...

Vicki,
Not Tia but yes they are a statewide thing LOL A guy with those plates just cut me off in traffic on the way back from class.

Vicki said...

Nissa, Thanks:) First time I saw one I was like WTF? I see them everywhere, all the time.

NancyB said...

DD - this post is very funny!
I did not know this happened - I like her too. I don't think I would recognize her from this picture. I'm thinking this is probably not the 1st time she drank & drove. Just 1st time to get caught.

Barbara in VA said...

Correct me if I'm wrong, DD, but I believe Sonja is not old money, her ex was a member of the Morgan family and so was super old money. She was a waitress, didn't they say, when he met her?

Dirty Disher said...

Barbara, yeah, you're correct, but the money is old, so I call her old money. It irritates Jill. She's new money.