Jeeper's creepers, those New Joisey housewives are crazy. I don't follow them like the NYC gals because I can't relate to them at all. But, I think Caroline is sharp, a little too assertive for me, but, smart. She looks good since she lost that weight. Teresa is a hoot, Jacquelin is boring and Dina seems cool. Dina is the only one I'd go to lunch with. We have the same lips, and it aint botox. Danielle scares the crap out of me. She reminds me of a "friend" I used to have. You can't protect yourself from a Danielle, because you can't anticipate their next insane move. And while I'm at it, those two minor players, Kim and Kim are embarrassing two faced bitches and they're going to get their stupid ass's killed. These aren't people you fuck with.The major shocker came in Andy Andy Cohen's little train wreck show, Watch What Happens Live, after the NJ housewives show. Danielle Staub did a duet with some lesbian singer I'd never heard of, Lori Michaels. It was half good. If that was her real voice, which I doubt, but, I don't give two shits anyhow. It's not like I'd buy it. But, Danielle seemed to be coming out of the closet and that's a shocker only because she's the town whore. It was one of those WTF??? moments. And that sequined dress she had on showed all her ugly business too. Danielle swears Dina didn't leave the show because of her, she has the dirt and will throw it at the reunion. Man, I want to see that. I don't believe a word that "prostitution hore" says, but, the fight should be good. Someone is going to be killed on this show, and I am not exaggerating. Scary bitches.
And here's a heads up for the producers..I don't give a flying fart about their grown kids. The story lines involving those losers make me flip the channel and take pee breaks. I am not watching The Jersey Shore, I am watching the Jersey Housewives, you morons.
And I love how they photoshopped Danielle into the press photo, because no one will pose with her.
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Hi Dirty Disher,
Long time lurker and first time poster. You hit the nail on the head with Danielle. I feel like there is something seriously wrong with her and someone will eventually get hurt. I know that Bravo cares about good tv but for everyones safety she needs to be off the show. I wouldnt be surprised if she caught a body already and no one knows about it. Shes not even a real housewife and she's broke as hell. I mean on the first episode she put clothes on her tab. That is some broke esh. I know it because I do it as well (except it's my lottery not clothes and I know im broke lol)!I also think she is banging danny & also getting high! All of a sudden shes calling him hun and needs him at every event please! The first season she was working out and extremely butch looking and muscular. Now he skin looks like a saggy 80yr old woman. EWW! I also see what Jaqualine was saying about her using people. She is so full of it when she said she "lost her sexy" when she was "forced" into that relationship with the 50/26 yr old Steve. And needed free stripper classes and the lingerie paid for by those wealthy women to boost her self esteem. Give me a f-ing break. I almost threw up when I saw Kim G's saggy ass on that pole! EEEEWWWW for a lifetime!
*Smooches*
Ang from NJ
Where was I? Trying to sleep. I fell asleep during Andy's show last night (before Danielle sang) & when I woke up a couple hours later I had a very painful back ache. Took some tylenol and got out the heating pad. Nothing worked, got no sleep last night. Back felt a little better this morning, but by noon I couldn't keep my eyes open. More meds and more heat, slept for about 2 hours. Back is still tight, but not as bad.
On the show/ off the show Danielle is and always will be scary. I think she's living off the income the older daughter is making in modeling. My opinion of Kim G (with her Bentley) is of an older society bitch looking for some excitement in her life. If she can stir up enough drama they might sign her for the show. I get the impression she's not really in the same social circle as the other girls. And she's playing both sides, it's going to blow up in her face. And, Jacqueline's daughter? That little twit is going to get her ass in some major trouble.
Was I dreaming or did Danielle say her breast implants weren't for 'looks' there was another reason and she was going to tell us why she originally got them.
Now Shes a photoshopped hooooooooR!
-kiki
ps DD Ive been in a OCD cleaning bonanza !
It just gets like this once & a while ... Don't
ask please I wouldn't wish it for the world.
Andy looked uncomfortable with her. She was really the least entertaining or interesting of all the after shows. Danielle came across as really unlikeable and bitter. Didn't look like he enjoyed interviewing her.
Don't know all their names but as for that picture, my impression is: the redhead looks like a man on steroids, Theresa's itty-bitty forehead scares the shit out of me, Danielle is a nasty cow with evil eyebrows, and the other two are filler.
I'm not so into NJ, either. It's boring, the Manzo kids, the guys poker games, zoos, too much who gives a shit, no juicy drama. Teresa's party last night made me sick, in that we all know she is 11 million dollars in debt and she's spending money, knowing full well, that in a few months she will not have to pay for any of this tacky, over decorated party to celebrate her unpaid for gaudy house.
Danielle is totally bizarro and looks it, too. I think she was just pretending to be a lesbian for attention. She will do anything for attention, which is why she is dangerous.
Welcome back, Pat, you were away too long!
Ang from NJ, welcome to DD's. We're a good group here. Please keep commenting, I live for comments.
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