Today I witnessed the most hilarious thing I've seen in a long time. I was at a local cafe, tiny place, known for breakfast and I was on my way out the door when this customer who had just paid approached her waitress. Keep in mind, the waitress was a valuable employee who works her ass off. The customer was that retarded woman I blogged about before..that annoying, bullying ass who's always in your face all over town. It seems she frequents this cafe and never ever tips. She went up to the waitress and in all seriousness asked, "Do you take tips?" The waitress, with her hands full of dirty dishes, looked at her and said "Uhh, yes. I'm a waitress." The retard made the waitress juggle the plates to hold out her hand and Tardo dumped some coins in her hand and said "Keep da change. "*
It was .17 cents. Seventeen--cents. SEVENTEEN CENTS. The waitress dropped to her knees, held her arms out to the heavens and yelled. "Oh, thank the Lord! Now I can buy my kid that piece of gum he's been wanting!!"
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The whole place broke up. I left her a fiver and all I got was coffee to go.
6 comments:
that was funny!!
Food servers are some of the funniest people on Earth. It was classic.
Good for the waitress. They need to speak their mind. Specially to cheep people. Who dont care.
LOL!!! That made my day! Kudos to her for giving everyone a good laugh while making her point.
Go, waitress, go!
As a waitress I want to say that she's lucky to work in a cool restaurant. I'd have been fired if I'd have done that. Good for her...... I want to eat in her restaurant. She sounds awesome.
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