Thursday, July 8, 2010

LeAnn is such a lady

I don't have any big opinion on the LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibirian romance..it just seems they were both married when it started and did both their spouses kind of dirty..but, shit happens. I just never have liked her. She's creepy. I saw her on a cooking show with Gordon Ramsey and she wanted to do him so bad, she kept throwing these lame sexual innuendos at him until she should have just laid on the floor, covered her squinty eyed homely ass with whipped cream and yelled "Eat me, you donkey!"

Now she's quit Twitter because people didn't like this photo and she said, "Taking a break from twitter for a while. It's unhealthy for me and my family to have to read negative comments from people who's opinions have no bearing on my life."

Then stop doing these things on camera. Honestly, can't she climb off him for one fucking minute? His kid is going to be squashed or scarred for life. Pry your smelly panty pudding off his velcro, skank. Ick.

19 comments:

Alison said...

What a pair of sluts.

P.S. LeAnn is ugly as hell.

miss tia said...

so she needs to be taking a break from the internet entirely because there's million of negative things about her on it!

Christina said...

I'm tired of skanky sluts crying and moaning because someone called them skanky and slutty when we have pictures of them doing totally skanky and slutty things.
I don't care who you are. . .Julia Roberts, Leann Rimes, Tori Spelling. . . this means you. Destroying someone else's relationship so that you can get with the man half of it is slutty. . . and skanky.
So is lying on top of the guy you stole, almost squashing a cute little baby in the process.
Why do celebrities think this is cute or acceptable when THEY do it?? Personally I think it dumbs down society. Many people think it's okay, or less bad, when they see a celebrity do it. So not true.

valle said...

yeah, and that bathing suit bottom is almost a thong. do your ass cheeks have to hang out in front of kids that aren't even yours bitch?

Anonymous said...

I agree with Christina.
I'm tired of hearing about them, as well as all the other celebrity cheaters...

...but ya ....know what I'm even more tired of?

BEING PREGNANT!!

We (because of course this is a team effort - my ass) have tried everything. I give up. Tomorrow morning I'll be induced around 8 am and they'll have to break my water - both things I was hoping to avoid.

So keep your fingers crossed for me. Pretty please. I'm just ready to skip ahead to the being home with my girls and getting into the new groove of things already.

Peg said...

I'm tellin ya Biz, rub those nipples.
http://www.birthingnaturally.net/cn/technique/nipple.html

Anonymous said...

Biz good luck tomorrow :) I will be thinking
you Friday. It's very exciting ! -Kiki :)

Bayou Jane said...

Good Luck Biz!!! We'll be waiting!!!

CJ said...

Biz ~ I was three weeks late with my first born. Because it was around the Christmas/ New Years (and falling over weekends) holidays the Doc didn't want to induce until Jan 3. All set up, I was going in at 7 am. My water broke at 3 am, called the Doc at 6:30 told him I wasn't coming in. WHAT? he says. Told him what happened. His comment was - come in when your contractions get closer. Went in around 10:30.

Good luck tomorrow! Happy Baby!

Melissa said...

Good luck, Biz. I feel your angst. I had to be induced too. With both my angels...

So, as Peg said, "rub those nipples", or, as I have been told, getting cozy with your husband can help trigger labor. (Needless to say that did not quite do the trick for us).

And being induced was not that horrifying after all. Breaking the water takes a few seconds and, with the aid of meds, contractions ensue and, before you know it, your bean will be there.

Not the way any woman would want it but it all works out the same in the end.

I will keep my fingers crossed that it may happen on "its own accord" between now and then and know that, in no time, you will be home with your two beautiful girls.

Alison said...

My mom was so tired of being pregnant that she drank a bottle of Castor oil and ended up delivering my second brother that night.

Later she wished she'd waited, because my two brothers have a birthday one right after the other and when they were kids it was a huge pain to throw a birthday party two days in a row!

Anonymous said...

Good luck Biz,
I'm sure all will come out great! Can't wait 'til you post about the baby!!!
Thinking of you, and wishing you well!
Beth in Seville

Angie said...

Being induced isn't bad, I was for three of my four kids. For those who tend to be impatient, it works quite well :)

Mimi to 3 said...

That is one fat, fugly ass for all the world to see. None of them have no shame.

Mimi to 3 said...

**should have said, none of them have any shame. lol

Anonymous said...

Tori & Dean=exact same scenerio! Met on the set of a Lifetime movie, both were married to tohers and ended up leaving them for each other. Those Lifetime movies are bad for marriages! BUT...I like Tori & Dean. Don't like Leann. She's just gross. Eddie who? Who the hell is this idiot?
rox

Anonymous said...

Thats a really cute little child there with her cootch in his baby face! What a whore! Dayum, right in front of the kids now? That do not even belong to her? That kids mom should stop allowing visitation with Leann around. She's a f'g ugly skanky whore & a bad influence. Gawd, who knows what they have witnessed behind closed doors?!!
rox

valle said...

@ BIZ, I'm happy for you today knowing your little bundle will be born.

@ Barbara, I like "None of them have no shame!". It reminds me of my great grandmother waving her finger in the air and shaking her head.

Christina said...

There are a lot of means of helping to induce labor. . . none of which work if your body (meaning really your cervix and uterus in general, of course)isn't ready. Sometimes we induce a person all day and they don't even get uncomfortable because their body isn't ready.
Some people take castor oil, but if your body isn't ready, you will just have painful cramping and diarrhea all day/night. You can also have your membranes stripped, but that may take a day or two to work, and it is uncomfortable to have done. There are herbal teas, etc. that some people use, but if your body isn't really ready, that may not work, either. Having sex sometimes works, because it releases prostaglandins and helps to ripen the cervix, and sometimes starts contractions.
Being induced isn't that bad, though people sometimes like to tell horror stories about it.
Rupturing membranes is no more uncomfortable than a vaginal exam, but if you really want to go naturally, I can understand your wanting to avoid that. It often will encourage uterine contractions, and allow lower amplitude contractions to become a little more efficient, as the uterus is able to contract a little easier around a smaller water balloon (if that makes any sense).
Good luck with your labor---induced or not, the end result should be wonderful.