Thursday, July 8, 2010

Rant..ranting RANT!!!!!!!

I'm so sick of Kelly Bensimon. I think, no, I KNOW she's not very bright, borders on mentally retarded and she's crazy as a shit house rat. Everyone knows that. She needs mental help. I usually ignore her unless it's an episode of the show, which I do like. But, man, I am so sick of hearing about healthy eating from this dimbulb who thinks everyone is jealous of her. I am also sick of hearing what a great body she had. Even Andy Cohen said it. He said "She can't be a drug addict, she has a great body, can she?" Forget the poor sentence structure, at least he asked it with a question mark, so I guess I can forgive him. But, she doesn't have a good body. She has a weird masculine gnarled body sculpted by steroids and liposuction. I don't know anyone who wants to look like Kelly except Kate the brick Gosselin. I think she's GROSS.

Now, we have to listen to her "healthy eating" advice?? Sorry, I don't even take advice from Bethenny and I think she's sane. When I saw Kelly on that treadmill with Ramona, yak yak mindless yaking..I suddenly understood. I just went, oh. Just, oh. So, not only is she completely brain dead AND mentally ill..but, she's a crank head. She can sue me and pee in a cup. I think she is. My opinion. I take everything on TV or the net with a grain of salt, but, I know what a crank head acts like. I can spot them in a heartbeat.

Maybe in Kelly-Land they call it "coke-head" since crack is wack, like Whitney said. Maybe crank is wank, or for poor people. I don't know, I don't live in Kelly-Land. If I had fake wonky uneven tits, I wouldn't accuse Bethenny of having fake boobs. If I ate gummy bears all day long, I wouldn't claim I never ate processed food. If I was having an argument, I wouldn't randomly yell out "Satchels of gold!" for no apparent reason. And if I was using crank, meth or coke, I wouldn't be giving the world "healthy eating" tips.

It REALLY pisses me off.

14 comments:

Christina said...

A couple of days ago I watched some show on meth/ice that was truly disheartening. It appears that the methods that have been used to make meth have been so refined that the product is much stronger, and many more people are using, ones that you would never guess. I know that this post was not about drug abuse, but it is so depressing. So many people doing drugs in all levels of society. I don't know how you really fight it. I think it really will be the downfall of our country. That, along with greed, entitlement and stupidity.
BTW. . . I see what you mean about her shape. She looks awful. Badly sculpted torso, there. Looks like she's got snap on boobs, too.

Dirty Disher said...

Meth is the worst drug ever invented and it's taking over the world. It so sad and scary now.

Anonymous said...

Sadly all too true DD :( Hawaii is the ice
capital of the USA ! Hard to believe but it
has changed Oahu island for the worse !
-Kiki

ICSillyPeople said...

Ugh ... this is not a healthy! First her boob job is botched and what the hell is that piece of skin protuding in the center of her upper abdomen below her lopsided boobs. If you can see breast bone then that is called starving. Her body reminds me of pictures of death camp survivors.

There have been more than one too many visits to Dr. Frankenstein's !

miss tia said...

i've seen several other women with that bump above their stomachs...wtf is that??? is it from a boob job? liposuction? wouldn't that bother you? it bothers me to look at it!

Dirty Disher said...

I don't know either. What IS that thing?

Linda said...

If you click on the pic, it gets a bit larger...it almost looks like there's a V shaped incision going from between her boobs down her stomach. In which case, that could be scar tissue. Her whole body looks lumpy and weird. Nope don't like her body.

CJ said...

Kelly's body is too scary for words.

And Meth is a huge problem in all the states, not just HI.

Dirty Disher said...

Meth heads always say they don't hurt anyone else and in a small percentage of cases, that's true. But, the rest of them get violent and rob places and are scary. And meth cookers need to clean up their damn pollution. I'm sick of them all.

Alison said...

Her body is gross. I'm sick of the media saying everyone who is thin has a perfect body. Remember when there were those pictures of Madonna floating around where she had those sinewy, veiny arms like a heroin addict? Well,right afterwards, "Access Hollywood" said she had one of the top 5 female bodies in Hollywood! DISGUSTING!

notherrealname said...

I hear you, Allison. Just because someone is thin doesn't automatically make them attractive. Kelly looks terrible in this photo.
And, DD, you are dead-on: Kate G is getting/has the same kind of build as Kelly, just with more flesh.
Again, skinny doesn't equate to attractive. Sorry.

Bayou Jane said...

She kind of reminds me of the show Alien---looks like something is trying to poke its way out!

Anonymous said...

I obviously don't watch enough tv b/c I have no clue who this chick is.
Her body is f_ _ ked up! Gross! Look where her nipples are, I don't think they should be that high.

~Palmetto Girl

Barbara in VA said...

That is one ugly woman.

She reminds me of a Saturday Night Live skit from days gone by, some guy in a bikini who looked just like this. Refresh my memory, anybody, who was it again?

Kelly is obnoxious and simple-minded --- a terrible combination.