Monday, July 5, 2010

Shut...up!

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I am SOOOOOO sick of Tammy Lynn Michaels spewing her heartbreak over her split with Melissa Etheridge all over her Twatter account I could PI-UKE. Jesus. Breakups suck, that's why they're called a break up. Stupid woman. And she writes it all in poetry form, pathos lesbos poetry-os. It's like being assaulted with smeared marshmallow cream, salty tears and thumbtacks. Make her stop! Now she claims she had to borrow a $1.25 for gas because Melissa is so cheap. Cripes, does anyone think Melissa Etheridge would let her own children starve? Give me a frickin' break from this Anne Heche wannabe. I can't believe Melissa hasn't cut her yet. She's the type who'd want to read poetry to you while you have a picnic in bed. With candles and rose petals. AHHHHHHHGGGGGGG!

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am sick of hearing about Lilith Fair cancelling all their shows cuz nobody is buying tix. Thats what I thot this post was about! LOL...I dont have Twitter but you can NOT recieve Twitters. Just delete her, unless it's oddly fascinating somehow? Twittering celebs blows up your phone, my kids even stopped having it. Its constantly going off. I would smash my cell if I had Twitter. No thanx.
rox

Anonymous said...

is that Kate Gosselin?? hehe

Anonymous said...

Gawd, how great would that be? Kate & Melissa! LOL!! That would be the best! Dayum, Jon would be very jealous of her money situation then for sure! What a reality show that would be. I would totally watch that!!

Dirty Disher said...

I don't have twitter and I'm still getting this in the face. Oh boo hoo, shat up.

Dirty Disher said...

ME and kate? You gotta be on drugs. What would Melissa write? Come to my window, I got it for free?

miss tia said...

i gotta say that melissa seems like a bitch....she gets a woman, has a couple kids, the kids get a few years old and then see-ya bitch!! or should that be 'see-ya butch'?

what's up with lesbians having blogs in weird poetry anyway? maybe this tammy chick should hook up with rosie? they both have the same poetry type blogs.....

Dirty Disher said...

I agree Melissa is a hot mess, but, man, poetry?? Yuck.

Anonymous said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Kate Gosselin gets with Melissa Etheridge, not you! LOL!!! I said that because that chick looks like Kate Gosselin. I dont know how you got that so confused. Was it the way I said it? LOL...Now I am confused...
Good song=Tom Petty w/Stevie Nicks "Stop dragging my heart around"...I have it on constant repeat on my car CD player! Tom Petty is great. He's been around a long time & is still as great. Gawd I loove him & Stevie too!
xoxo
rox

miss tia said...

tom petty IS great....real down to earth guy! love his music!

Alison said...

Melissa might really be that cheap. It depends on how much she wants to get back at Tammy. Some people hate their exes so much they would gladly screw over their children as long as the ex got screwed over too. It's sad and pathetic.

Anonymous said...

You know who can sing and I just love her, she's also a lez-crooner, not like Melissa not like anybody else..KD Lang. Dayum, that gal can sing. She really dresses and acts like a dude but sings her ass off. Don't hear anything from her anymore.
Rox

Dirty Disher said...

ME=Melissa Etheridge.

Christina said...

I think that Melissa Etheridge just might really put the screws to her monetarily. I could see that happening. Lots of guys do it. Why wouldn't a butch woman do it?

Anonymous said...

why do you read something you hate?

miss tia said...

agreed rox about kd lang!

Anonymous said...

I bet she's the type who sticks like glue and won't take no for an answer.
nattie

Ella said...

LOL! Come to my window, I got it for free. Good one!

I don't think Jon would be jealous, he'd probably pity ME because he'd know what she was going to be put through by that succubus.

Love Tom Petty!!! KD Lang, cool too, great voice.

I agree with you Christina, I can see it happening too.