VILLA RICA, Ga.—Authorities have charged a 29-year-old man with aggravated assault and false imprisonment after they allege he held his mother hostage for failing to iron his clothes. Carroll County Sheriff's Office Sgt. Marc Griffith said the man remained in jail Wednesday without bond. The unidentified woman was not harmed in the June 30 incident.
Griffith said the man, who lives with his parents, wanted his mother to do some ironing because it was "woman's work." When she refused, authorities allege he pulled out a gun, and took his 51-year-old mother's keys and cellphones and refused to let her leave for at least six hours.
She eventually escaped and went to a police station. Authorities were able to get the man out without incident.
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I don't even have a picture for that shit. I wish I'd saved that pic of that dude being ironed in photo shop. If there was any justice the headline would have read, "Man calls 911 to remove iron from his asshole."
2 comments:
I think I have that pic! I will send it to you if I find it!!!
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Stupid jerk. Though I wonder where he got the idea that ironing is women's work. Is that the way she raised him?
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