There's this article the news is running today about people who are trying to educate women on female condoms. HERE's one article, if you want to read it. I was irritated because none of the news articles contained a single photo. If this was a regular condom, they'd show it. But, anything female seems to put off the editors, I guess. Anyway, I had to go look it up, I wanted to see it. *
It seems huge, doesn't it? Who designed this thing? The ring is bigger than the crotch of my underwear and they say you can wear it for up to 8 hours before sex. Really? You can walk around with that ring rubbing against your inner thigh/crotch area for 8 hours? I don't think so. It's weird, isn't it?
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Why would I carry around a rubber fish net lookin thing when the dude should have condoms. If I have to pay for birth control on my end I am sure as hell not spending money on that too.
It certainly looks quite "generous" for the man. Is it packaged the same as men's condoms or does it really 'come' (pun intended) looking like it does in that pic?
Yes, I searched and searched. They all seem to be one size. HUGE.
These condoms have been around for decades. I remember dissolving into endless laughter when one of my friends brought one over to show us in the 80s. It ended up full of water and being used as a dousing device. Once again, it's way easier for stupid men to use a condom (or better yet, get a vasectomy) than for a woman to cram that thing up her woo-woo.
lu
OMG! Anybody else remember that old woman that had that show "Talk Sex" on Oxygen? She used to have all the visual aids too! It was funny because she was an old codger. She was not a Dr. Her name is Susan something. It was a hoot! She showed these before. Eh...i can just hear the "crunch-crunch" as you sashay up to a guy at a bar!!!! Gawd!! "Whats that noise" Are you wearing a diaper"? "No, its my fmelae condom...I am ready at all times"...she walks away..."crunch-crunch..." next guy...same thing! I have to laugh. But does anybody else remember that old woman talking about sex? She would even have people demonstrate new positions on those loopy sex sofas. LOL
rox
My husband used to tend bar. Once a fat gal busted open her blouse right in front of him and wanted him to make a comment. He said "That looks like somebody busted open a tube of biscuits"! I still crack up over that one. That chick looked like a fat woodchuck. Orange buck teeth & all. She had a sex swing in her house cuz her last husband couldnt fit in between he legs cuz she was so fat. LMAO! & she thinks she's hot! I am not condemning her for being heavy, just for thinking she was sexy as ehll & showed everything she had to anybody! What a pig! Busted biscuits. So someone ran home across the street & got a tube of biscuits & busted them & layed them out on the bar while she was in the RR. She came out & was mad as he**. Good one!!
Rox
The crunch sound is gone now, it's in the article. I like the open hole on the show and tell device. WTF?
I like the ones with the barbs inside. But then again, that's my menopause talking.
Rox, it's Sue Johanson I think. She's a nurse and had a radio program here in Canada called the Sunday Night Sex Show. Riveting stuff lol
I remember that SUe Johnson woman. LOL She would show you everything and tell you how to use it.
As for the female condoms, does anyone think a man with a "Napolean complex" invented it?? Thinking they are bigger then they are in real life?
WTH do they think women are blackholes in there, we're hiding entire galaxies in our uterus???
Sue was a such a scream. Used to watch the Sunday Night Sex Show that she had on TV back when we lived in Toronto, OMG she was hilarious! Apparently she has her own line of sex toys, I think she'd certainly be an interesting mom & grandma. Definitely no bashful talk about sex in that house.
I would not wear that thing if I were guaranteed Johnny Depp's dick afterward. No thanks.
Tonya...if Johnny was gonna be anyplace near that, I wouldnt want anything to stop me knowing/feeling it!!! Au naturale' babeee...hehe...
LOL @ Peg
very weird and I am glad that you looked it up because the articles do not hold my attention without the pictures! Very surprising to see the mammoth size. Love the updated look to this blog, Pat!!!
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