Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Gisele knows best...and everyone else can shup up

I smirked until my asshole puckered in on itself when I read that Gisele Bundchen had to retract the crap she spewed about breast feeding. According to her, there should be a law that requires mothers to breast feed for six months. Now she says, she was talking off record and she's not here to judge.
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Gisele has two babies..don't you dare remind me that that Bridget person gave birth to one of them..he's Gisele's! Gisele had the second one at home. She practiced by doing yoga and kung foo because it's called labor not holiday, you asswipes. She knows all about it. She got up after squirting her kid out and made pancakes for everyone. All other mothers are just a bunch of whiny wimpy bimbos. Gisele is the real deal..I sure hope she writes a book on motherhood. I don't even know how to hire a nanny.

11 comments:

miss tia said...

what a pompous ass.....and i wonder how many nanny's she has!

miss tia said...

i'm off to bed!!! (well actually i am IN bed on the laptop, but i gotta turn it off to go to sleep!) so i'm off to sleep!!

glad to see ya back online DD!!!!

MuserMommyinPA said...

I read that nonsense she put out. Life must be nice with a nanny or two! I was offended but realized she lives on her own planet. I gave birth naturally (drug-free was not by choice) so there! But I guess I failed because after a week of trying to breastfeed and multiple consultations with a lacation consultant (not cheap BTW), I went back to my OB and they advised me medically at that time I would not be able to breastfeed and yeah by the way, you have kidney stones. I guess at that point I should have been arrested and taken to jail, right Gisele? I just spent a week starving my child and my own health was at risk but damn it, I didn't even try. She should be seen, not heard! Who wants to hear from a model anyway?!

Anonymous said...

her husband Tom is a huge douchbag dickhead. & he has a huge head too BTW! w/e...live & let live. Gisele used to be funny when she was on Leno or something. I think she got the "holier-than-thou" attitude when she became a mother because she is famous & thinks we care what she thinks. Naw, no thanks. My kids are just fine w/o her stupid advice. Thats like asking a husband stealer to be your marriage counselor! EXACTLy like that! Idiot! I used to like her but she's over & trying to stay relevent. I am sure she will continue to make jillions of dollars an hour just to look like Gisele. In a hundred years who's gonna care. In 30 years? I like Heidi Klum far more, she seems a sincere peroson that truly believe her husband is the most beautiful man. She has gorgeous babies too and doesnt seem to judge others. I dont pay any attn to her anymore either. I stopped watching PR when it switched to LA and Lifetime. I miss Tim Gunn but not Heidi. I just dont give a sh**, ya know? Same with Gisele. eh...
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Christina said...

Breast is best, but it doesn't work out for everyone.
She is so arrogant. I can believe she said those things, and meant them, but didn't realize the backlash that would happen. She knows nothing, but everyone is welcome to her opinion.
I don't even think she's pretty.

CJ said...

Thank You Gisele. I always knew I was a SuperMom, but now you've verified it. Would you please email my adult children and remind them of how I sacrificed for their well being?

A thought? How does she know what is in all those baby bottles. All bottles do not contain formula.

Anonymous said...

Who cares what a model has to say about anything? I don't understand why there's such an uproar about this.

Dirty Disher said...

Lactose intolerant babies should shut up and listen to Gisele.

Alison said...

I can't believe this woman got so famous as a model. Her face is ugly! She has a huge nose! And no I'm not being jealous, I think a lot of models are very beautiful. But I've never understood Gisele's appeal and I never will.

Anonymous said...

^^ Alison i agree!

And i read on another site that Gisele herself only breast fed for 3 weeks!!! hypocrite much??

Liz from NZ

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