Monday, August 9, 2010

Thanks, Jen

Jennifer Aniston tells us we can have a child without a man.

'Women are realising it more and more knowing that they don't have to settle with a man just to have that child,' she said at a press conference for new film The Switch on Sunday.

Thank goodness we have her to tell us that. Right? I keep saying it's not her fault. It's not her fault. It is not her fauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuult. These retarded reporters keep asking her the same things every time she has a movie out. I admire her restraint. I would jump across the table, grab them by the throat and bite their nose off. Then I would set them on fire. OMG..I am an old Taylor Momson.

15 comments:

Christina said...

Taylor Momson looks like she's having fun.
I like Jennifer Anniston. Maybe, in real life, she is an insufferable snot, I don't know, but I like how she takes care of herself, and I like how she represents herself to the press. Pretty much a class act in that respect. Or at least that's how I'm feeling this morning.
I don't know that she really wants a baby. If she really wanted one, I think she would have had one. Maybe it was a passing fancy that she experienced, or it was a good way to appeal to people. Having that mothering instinct, but I'm a little skeptical as to the real-life baby thing.

miss tia said...

i can't stand her....

and she's been saying she's been wanting a baby for as long as angelina has been saying she's going to take a year off to spend with the children.....

Anonymous said...

and I bet she can't stand you :)

Dan Zinski said...

You guys will love this.

http://www.thedailycrabbie.com/2010/08/county-law.html

Dan Zinski said...

Oh okay. Fine. Be that way.

miss tia said...

i sure can't stand you anon....

Dirty Disher said...

3:20:00 who's she? Who are you talking about?

Anonymous said...

I WAS KIDDING! Hence teh smiley face. It was a joke

Alison said...

I hate her so bad. Every time she wants attention she plays the "Guess what, I want to have a baby!" card. It's so sexist of her. Plus she's been saying it since about 1997!

Anonymous said...

She gives off a pungent air of desperation.
I like her dad, John but her not so much.
I just don't get all the attention her milking
the whoa is me ... Brangelina doneme wrong.
She stole my man ! Bullshit Jen !! A person is
not some chattle that you own so give it up
already. If you want to have a baby you can have
one. Stop yer yaking and do something about it.
Sandra Bullock is the poster girl for grace whilst
you maintain your persona desperada nongrata!!!
-Kiki :/

Christina said...

People keep saying she's desperate, or putting on a desperate act. I just don't see it. I think the media likes to play that up about her, just like they like to say how jealous Angelina Jolie is, and how her relationship with Brad is falling apart. I think it's just all media hype.

Anonymous said...

I agree with you Christina. In touch/Us/Star etc have her on the front all the time "Jen stealing Brad back from Angelina" "Jen is getting married" "Jen is having a baby" ....I know in interviews she talks about wanting kids but is it her actually responding to a reporter saying " I heard you are reading to find a sperm donor" etc......Don't know her and can't say whether I like her or not. She seems to be loved by most she meets - she has that going for her.

Ella said...

I'm with you Kiki, really like her dad, not to keen on her. Something about her has irritated me since the very first time I saw her, one of those things I can't put my finger on, but it's there & grates on my nerves every time I see her.

Anonymous said...

I think its this;;;she comes off as almost a-sexual. Like she's just not into it. Even when she's "dating" someone, it seems like they are just buddy's. She's the ultimate guys buddy girlfriend, the one they talk to about their girl troubles. She's just that type, not very sensitive nor feminine. Just kinda "there", neither here nor there actually. I wish I could explain better. But she seems kinda like a boring chick and not exciting and certainly plain vanilla in the bedroom.
rox

Nattie said...

I don't think she seems desperate, I think she always barely tolerates the media interest in her. Lots of people love to be appreciated, but HATE direct attention to every detail of their lives/pain/happiness. I'm like that and get awkward when the focus turns directly to me.
She's not the Megan Fox/AJ type who clearly love every second of attention, and she's not the Jen Garner/Ben Affleck type who seem to take it all in stride.
How far does she have to dumb herself down to get by in the media?? Pretty far, it seems. I would hate to have to cater to it.