That tard woman was at the pharmacy this morning, pushing her way to the front of the line. Asking stupid things. She's always everywhere I go. I've blogged about her before. She's functionally 'tarded, although I don't know how functional she is. I wish she'd leave me alone. I went to the second window and she yelled at me "Hi mam!" Over and over. I totally ignore her.*
She was asking the pharmacist to weigh a fucking cantaloupe. She's not that stupid. She does shit like that to force people to talk to her and they work there so they have to be polite.
When I continued to ignore her she barged over to my window, elbowed me, and reached for a little candy bowl they have out on the counter, saying "EXCUSE ME, MAM!" I said, "Why of course, I excuse you all the friggin' time, every friggin' place I go."
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She stood there with her mouth open. While everyone else tried to cover their laughter. Shit for brains. Sometimes I really like being old.
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I hear ya!!! Every town has the local idiot. I am guessing theirn parents were old to begin with so thats why they are out on their own during the day so much. Bugging the entire town. I will turn around if I see the one here in town. Once another one, the mean one thats an older man, was in the grocery store walking around with his pants dripping with shit. I almost puked, and he's a total asshole too. He's legally blind and if you try to help him at a corner or anything he will swing at you with his cane. He has been hit by cars & he hits cars with his cane at crosswalks too. he's so mean!! This pig has the longest snout. Has to be shopped. Its weird.
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i bet you were the pharmacy's hero today DD!!!
it's gotta suck for workers who are trapped by their jobs and can't say what they want.....
Net time she bothers me I swear I am going to tell her, DO NOT TALK TO ME. She needs to leave people alone.
Sometimes you just have to stand your ground, and they'll leave you alone. I was 13 when I got a loony old man who lived in our apartment building to leave me alone by being firm. He was mildly retarded, and harmless, but quite annoying. He would always want to give me the sunday program from the church. I made the mistake of accepting it the first time...then he would want to talk to me while I was waiting for my school bus....it took a very loud and firm "leave me alone, I don't need your presents" for him to go away.
She just obnoxious and thinks she's cool and for some reason, she thinks everyone should talk to her. She'll just start spewing about her life when all I want to do is pay for my shit. And if you don't talk to her, she gets physical. I'm 'bout to throw a fit over it.
isn't that possible assault? though i can imagine 'the law' taking an 'aw shucks they're just retarded and harmless attitude'....
Everyone needs to be taught to respect boundaries.
I wouldn't call it assault. More like harassment. She likes to touch you. I think it's gross, but, what could the cops do? I've told her not to touch me though and she does it anyway. I dunno.
I have a hundred stories about her. When I lived in the apartments, she lived one building over. She was always knocking on my door wanting something. She's a nudist. She's fat. She's a pig. Her boy friend is a retarded sex offender. She hoards cats. Fuck, it just goes on and on.
It's interesting that she isn't so damn retarded that she didn't know that you were putting her in her place, don't you think? And if she knows that, she can understand much more than she lets on, but you're the person that looks like the mean effer that picks on the handicapped lady. Screw that, I'm sick of political correctness.
She knows what she's doing. She just forces herself on people. And no one has the nuts to say, fuck the fuck off.
I think you have the nuts. Yes, I think you certainly do :)
yep, i think you have the nuts too....
is she on birth control?? i'm surprised she has not had any kids....
Damn, I thought that was a picture of our troll.
We had a person like that when I was growing up. Her name was Mildred Jr. Her brother was Lil Ricky. He has cult following now. They worship him on facebook.
okay jane....i am gonna have to find him on facebook!!! should i search for 'lil ricky'?
well lil ricky turned up a bunch of gangstas!
Such a loving group of women here...WOW! You want to call the cops and arrest her for harressment (Tia's idea)...Yes, it is difficult to deal with people like that but just stand your ground and walk away...YOu don't have to sit here calling people Ra-tards. When I said that a few weeks ago I was jumped all over.. So do you like the Ra-tards (yes, when a "troll" says it) But you love the "ra-tards" when you guys are dissing on them.....HYPOCRITES!!!
I meant "no" when the troll says it but if the regulars diss on a "ra-tard" then you all giggle and love it....
anon YOU are a retard! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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