Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Holy crap..in New Jersey

I just watched the reunion and ....well, I had a clue before that Danielle was interested in being more than friends with Jacqueline...but, I didn't think Jacqueline had done the nasty with Danielle. Now I do. The only reason for that sudden epiphany that Jacquelin had to stop the fighting was because Danielle is coming on out of the closet. Now, I know Danielle's lesbian antics are as fake as her hair extensions, but, she's on the carpet munchin' wagon right now and at this point she doesn't care who knows. Better if everyone knows, in her mind. More publicity. Jacqueline realized that..and she had to suck up to her nemesis or be exposed. Danielle was about two seconds away from telling the world that her and Jacqueline had sex.
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Danielle had Jacqueline right where she wanted her. Am I the only one who thinks that?? I can't be the only one.

16 comments:

CJ said...

You might be on to something with that theory. Earlier in the show Jacqueline was ready to rip Danielle's head off... then suddenly she has a revelation and does the kiss & make up??? (did the skies part and the angels sing) Were you able to catch all the crap they were whispering to each other?

Didn't start watching the show until several months ago... but weren't those two supposed to be 'really good friends' for a long time? And didn't Jacqueline have a 'bad girl' rep from earlier years?

Melissa said...

Well, saw most of the reunion and that never crossed my mind! But now that you point that out, I did find Jacqueline's quick turn over quite, well, quick!, and that would explain it.

CJ said...

....and if it isn't that, Danielle has something on her. That show was taped over 8 hours. How many breaks did they take and what was hinted at backstage???

Dirty Disher said...

Danielle has said more than once "Jaque, you know what we were to each other." And J looks all scared and nervous. Then she changes the subject. That hug went on WAY too long, with Danielle telling her she loved her. That bitch was in love with her, they had sex. Betcha.

CJ said...

I don't bet...... unless it's a sure thing ;)

(and that is why I should NOT have gone to the casino today. The three of us made our donation and left)

Melissa said...

CJ, laughing... I have not been to a casino in years and there is a reason why...

Shelton said...

That whole hug thing was making me uncomfortable. It went way too long and the way Danielle was whispering, all dramatic like with her eyes closed. Almost like a breathless, seductive whisper. Creepy!

BTW, what has Jacqueline done to her face? It looks flat and odd. She did something to her lips for one.

I love New Jersey and all the guidos in it. We used to have a neighbor that was every stereotype of a Jersey juicehead. He kept me laughing everyday with his antics.

My new favorite Jersey show is Jerseylicious. Have you seen that one yet? Holy moly!

Anonymous said...

Which Witch is Which? I have no clue. & BTW-STILL FAKE!!!
But I still wanna know. LOL!
rox
xoxo

measuring the marigold said...

I am a long-time lurker; only having posted a couple of times. I will admit to being completely caught up in the NJ and NYC housewives drama. (I can't get into the other HW series'. Must be my East Coast roots.) Anyway, I have watched both since their inception and was totally confused by the Reunion Show this week. I had thought that Jacqueline and Theresa realized that Danielle had some real and damaging information about them that there was no way to deny, or at least; no way to stop speculation, and that is why there were "hugs" at the end.

I must say, DD, you may have nailed it. This is why I enjoy reading here. Your intuition is a step beyond all other speculation out there. Thanks for the good reads and thought-provoking posts.

MTM

Anonymous said...

OK, this is a thought in a different direction. On a similar note...not a lyered citrusy note, however. Anyways, John Travolta has suddenly dropped all those "extortion" charges against the men that tried to get him to pay them for info they had about Jett or some other sh**. But, & this is a BIG BUTT...also, now, the reports are simmering that JT is involved in the sex & sauna gay underground in Hollywood. A coincidence? I think not. Drops charges at the same time as that sh** was about to hit the fan? Uh-huh...not a coincidence. This has not been a secret in Hollywood forever, but if it does come out to the public, then he's eff'd. Scientologist's wouldn't have it either. Somebody would be killed. Maybe Tommy would even go kill them personally. Of course there are secret sex lives of those Hollywood types, gay secret lives, always has been that way. But I find it suspicious that he dropped those charges right now. Hmm? Anyone have any thoughts on this?

rox

Barbara in VA said...

No, I don't think Jacq swings that way ever.

Danielle, she'll do whatever and whoever (whomever?) it takes to get her skinny, ugly face on TV.
She is a hideous woman inside and out.

But even in a small town such as they describe, surely people who can't stand each other can simply avoid each other? All that "I happened to run into her at the beauty salon" was set up IMHO.

I think Jacq just decided that she was too soft-hearted to keep going against Danielle there on the show and Theresa shockingly jumped on that bandwagon. Maybe they are actually afraid of Danielle and what she'll do next. Sometimes it is better to just walk away, no?

Dirty Disher said...

'Specially when what they were going to do is out you as lesbian curious in front of Caroline and your husband when you have no job and no skills. Uhh huu.

Maureen said...

You could be right. The hug was a little too long and close. Caroline really got on my nerves during that reunion show. she is a "puppeteer" like D said. she wants to run the show. Why isn't she calling Teresa out on all the thieving, lying and corruption? T is far worse than D, in my book.

Dirty Disher said...

She stands by her family. ~wipes away tear~ They are tik as teeves.

Barbara in VA said...

I think Danielle was whispering the secrets she will put out if Jacq and Theresa don't back down immediately. Maybe she told them during a break and so that is why both of them decided to make some kinda peace with Danielle. It looked sick, secretive and scary, the way Danielle hugged onto Jacq for so long.

And Mrs. Thang sitting there rolling her eyes to the heavens no matter who was speaking, what was up with that? She lost weight and those pounds really filled out a face that is now filled with wrinkles and creases.

I sort of liked Caroline before and still do, but this reunion she got on my last nerve when she tried to play lawyer and cross examine Danielle.

Anonymous said...

I haven't watched it yet, but I can't wait now.
I agree with you Barbara in VA about Caroline. I like her, but I didn't like the way she kept interrogating Danielle. I thought it made her look bad the way she kept badgering her.
I've got to find some time to watch it durn it!!

~Palmetto Girl