Hi, I'm Lori Loughlin. You may remember me from all my good girl roles in the 1980's. I was on Full House and I know the Olsen twins. I fucked Uncle Jessie...well, I pretended I did.Fuck off, you are nothing. I'm Bobby Flay and I wank peppers on the Food Network. I once got January Jones drunk and fucked her. My dick looks just like a jalapeno. When I cum I squirt capsaicin.
Buy Hellman's mayonnaise.
9 comments:
BAHAHAHAHA!!! At least he won't have arthritic pain!
Thanks for the laugh, that was a good one!
Shoot I remember Lori Loughlin from The Edge of Night with Preacher and Adam and Nicole...and Miles and Nichole and Christina Pickles was the evil ex wife.
LOL @ your Bobby Flay comments.
Oh crap, I remember when I was in elementary school and all the other girls loved "Full House". I hated that damn show and those damn annoying Olsen Twins. They were always saying, "You got it dude!" and everyone thought it was so funny. Plus Uncle Joey doing his Popeye imitation every single episode. Oh ugh, just ugh.
Whenever I see Bobby Flay on the Food Network I immediately change the channel.
I'm in a mean mood tonight. Can someone please photo shop a big beer gut on him? It would make me feel a lot better!
Well, you certainly summed up that picture pretty well... And, yup, Hellman's stole the show.
i've read your blog for years and that has to be your most amusing entry of all time.
I hate his guts. And she's a giant overrated has been. Nice choice by Hellman's. I like Miracle Whip and they'd better stay their ass's away from it.
what? You don't wanna "Throw Down" with Bobby? His voice is really whiny, other than that, I dont care one way or another about him, I certainly dont hate him. I have been watching the Cake Boss lately on TLC and those wedding dress shows. How lame? Right? But w/e. All TV bores me lately, except TCM, that channel runs some great movies!!
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Since when does anyone have to get January Jones drunk to fuck her?
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