Thursday, October 7, 2010

Cruse the cruise

Please..it's been two days of Tommy Girl half naked. He does it with such purpose, showing how little he knows women...or how well he knows gold digger gay men. Take your pick. He really shouldn't be doing that anymore. It's not pretty.

15 comments:

Bayou Jane said...

I've seen six packs and I've even seen a couple of eight packs. But I don't know what you would call that. His waist band looks like mine---it's a lttle tight, don't you think?

Oh Tommy, where has your girlish figure gone?

miss tia said...

what in the fuck is wrong with his stomach? did he have surgery and then plastic surgery to cover it up?? it does not look right!

Alison said...

His stomach is all lumpy and reminds me of Tara Reid's. Although at least Tara could admit she had shitty plastic surgery done. Tom never admits to any faults he or his crazy wife could ever have.

notherrealname said...

Ugh, Tom Cruise.


Pat, love the multiplying cats. I think I am seeing things some days ...

Anonymous said...

i think it's simply a former six-pack and he's hurting himself trying to suck it in. what an idiot.

Melissa said...

Pasty, stocky, bad suck-in-stomach job.

I cannot find anything good to say about Tom Cruise. I thought him a good actor a few years ago but that has long come and gone and now I see a sad clown face trying to keep relevant.

Wow, the fact that I have put this much thought into him right now is scary.

Peg said...

Ewww I wish I could unsee that. I need some brain bleach now. He really makes me sick.

Christina said...

Tom Cruise looks gross. We all get older, but please cover that up.
I love the multiplying kitties in the header. My husband and I went into a Moonstruck chocolates shop today, and the chocolates are too expensive for us, but they had cool pictures on the wall. I should have taken pictures of them with my cell, but didn't. It was framed pictures of pumpkins with scary faces, and they were all on fire. Just pumpkins, with flames and black all around them. Really interesting pictures.

Nikki said...

eew saggy boobies.

Anonymous said...

A tan and a smile might help.

CJ said...

That is NOT a pretty sight. Tommyboy, please cover up.

Anonymous said...

It looks like Xenu is going to burst through his abdomen. Try as I might, I can't figure out what the hell is going on with his stomach, it's not symmetrical.

And the nipples are super creepy...they look all tight and bitter. Never knew nipples could offend me so much.

PS-DD, you are on a roll today! Loving the snark, suits my dark mood.

Sprite

notherrealname said...

I think he looks like he had a tummy tuck.

Angie said...

He's flexing...LMAO See the veins in his neck?? He's flexing and sucking in. What a girl.

notherrealname said...

Hey Pat, you were ahead of the other plastic surgery sites on this one!

www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2010/10/10/tom-cruises-chest-grosses-people-out