Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Today's WTF?

Madonna is the muse for Dolce and Snot-tiferous (what the fuck ever) and you can yell "photo shop!" or talk about her love of men young enough to be a fetus carried by some surrogate...but, I want to know, what the fuck is she supposed to be doing there? Who the fuck comes up with this horse shit?? Milk, tomatos, wine and a big mess on a lace tablecloth. I just don't understand it. At all.

15 comments:

miss tia said...

but she's italian! she's showing she is italian! that's all i got out of it....those ads are stupid and i bet the photoshop got burnt out....

CJ said...

Is she trying to channel her inner Gina Lollobrigida or Sophia Loren? It's Not Working.

Anonymous said...

She reminded me of Debbie Harry

Anonymous said...

Apparently, she opted for the largest cheekbone implants they had.

sally said...

What is the point of paying for Madonna when you end up with a photo that looks NOTHING like her? Madonna is boring; the design house that commissioned this ad missed the boat.

Alison said...

Sally, I agree. Why do they pay these people millions of dollars to appear in campaigns and then airbrush them until they're unrecognizable?? Might as well use someone non-famous and save your $$$ in that case.

I too figure this ad is to show Madonna is Italian. I guess she got tired of pretending to be British now that she's divorced from her British husband, and wants to be seen as Italian again. I used to like her but now I just think she's such a fake.

Anonymous said...

Sorry to be off-topic, but I just love how you keep adding a kitty to your banner!

Frimmy said...

I thought it looked like Debbie Harry too.

Christina said...

Ditto on it looking like Debbie Harry.
I am instantly repulsed by ads or articles that have Madonna in them. She is so over, so done, so boring. Her repetitive reinvention of herself to gain attention is so blatant and snore-worthy. Nothing she does has any genuine feel to it, anymore.
I pity the assholes who spent their marketing budget on this used up, pretentious, Italian prune. I have no idea what they were trying to sell, but I don't want it.

Dirty Disher said...

So, I'm to assume Italian women do nothing but sit around looking good and ruining their linen?

Damn cable keeps going out today. Hey someone spotted the kitties!

ICSillyPeople said...

I would not have known that was Madonna! She looks too Puffy. Lately she has been kind of gaunt ... as in skeletal.

Heidi said...

The unPhotoshopped versions of this photo shoot are floating around (you can find them on Dlisted but back a few pages).
She has really gnarly looking hands and she has huge veins popping out of her arms.
They just airbrushed those away.
Yeah, she is Italian. So what? So am I? So are alot of people. Big fucking deal.
Makes you wish for the *Lucky Star* days.

Tricia said...

I thought there was an extra kitty last week! thought I was seeing things!

Anonymous said...

I'd rather this photo-shopped version. Her disgusting veiny arms, and homely caved in face with overly prominent cheekbones make me sick to my stomach.

~ Jess

Barbara in VA said...

Yep, she is trying to be Sophia or Gina with her "blonde" hair. Yeah, Madonna as she really is at home. Uh..... Anon, she did have cheekbone implants some time ago and they are HUGE!