Saturday, January 8, 2011

English peas...Paula Deen

1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter
2 cans (14 1/2-ounces) English peas, drained
Directions
Melt the butter in small pot and add the peas. Cook over medium heat until peas are warm.
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Shut the fuck up.

22 comments:

Dan Zinski said...

I bet she still calls black men "boy."

Unknown said...

oh is that how you cook it? Thanks Paula. gezz wiz I might just have to pick up one of your cookbooks. Seems cooking is S I M P L E.

Dan Zinski said...

Looks like someone took Sarah Palin's "target Democrats" statements a little too literally:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/08/gabrielle-giffords-dead-dies_n_806220.html

Frimmy said...

Wow...we've sunk pretty low if that shit needs instructions. Maybe she should have used pictures instead of words.

Frimmy said...

From Sarah Palin's statement:

"On behalf of Todd and my family, we all pray for the victims and their families, and for peace and justice"

Praying will work. Yep.

Dan Zinski said...

Sarah's target map:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/24/sarah-palins-pac-puts-gun_n_511433.html

Dan Zinski said...

Sarah's praying all right...for people not to blame her.

Dan Zinski said...

The shooter's YouTube channel:

http://www.youtube.com/user/Classitup10

Noelle said...

I think she needs to be cooked with butter. I don't even cook and could pull that off.

CJ said...

I'm not sure if I can follow that recipe... but maybe it's because I hate peas.

Frimmy said...

The shooter presumes to address literacy something with which he clearly has issues. I mean on top of being a general whack job.

Unknown said...

The peas started out healthy...

Anonymous said...

Too bad Tia wasn't in Az.

Bayou Jane said...

You think if I sent her an email, she would send me directions for cantaloupe?


And if you saute some onions and ham and cook those peas for a little longer, you might have something tasty there.

Noelle said...

Funny Bayou Jane.
And excellent tweak to her recipe.

Wonder how Tia made through the cold night. it will be damn cold today too. Hope all is well.

Noelle said...

Funny Bayou Jane.
And excellent tweak to her recipe.

Wonder how Tia made through the cold night. it will be damn cold today too. Hope all is well.

miss tia said...

it was okay this morning until i had to get out of bed!!! i can see my breathe upstairs!!! i wouldn't leave the little heater i borrowed on all night (or plugged in, i'm really paranoid about stuff like that!!)....a friend is bringing me a kerosene heater to use today in the basement---so the pipes don't freeze and then i'll put it on the first floor for a bit to warm up the critters, but i won't leave that on all night either---i'm really paranoid about stuff like that!!!!

the guy will be here late tomorrow afternoon to replace the furnace....

feeling really sick today....think i'm having CM withdrawals!! gonna go to the dr. tuesday though i'm unsure what she can do....probably should go to the hospital, but i have too much to clean in my basement for the furnace guys....ugh....

just VERY thankful for a drafty old house!!!

Anonymous said...

umm, I'm English & no one eats that have been cooked in a pan of melted butter. what a tard

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CaseyJ. said...

AHHHHHH! BUTTER, PEAS, HEAT... IT'S TOO MUCH! MY BRAIN IS GOING TO EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

so let me get this straight... You put the butter in the pot and THEN the peas? And at this point, should I turn the stove on or go plug in the toaster? I'm so confused.

Anonymous said...

WRONG she forgot the mint. English peas have mint, and probably no butter. Dutch peas have butter but no mint. Can she boil an egg?

Anonymous said...

we (and I speak for the whole of england here. lol) cook our peas (and we call them garden peas not english peas, cause that would be stoopid) by boiling them in water with a bit of salt & then after draining them add some mint leaves & a small knob of butter to the bowl. cooking peas in a pan of butter is just gross & massively unhealthy

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