Thursday, January 20, 2011

I'm sorry

Sorry I disappeared. I was gonna lie and tell you I was sick, but, that's not exactly true. Something happened to me and I'm not sure how to explain it. But, THIS clip was the true catalyst. Kim Richards and her water bottles. You just have to watch it. It flipped me out and I went to bed for a few days and stayed there. I called in at work and just stayed in bed with the TV on mute. Anyhow, I'm okay and I'll try and rejoin the world. I have to take it slow though. I keep repeating yeah, like, the ocean is, you know, water, like water. Duuh. I've been disgusted by stupidity before, but, this is the first time stupidity won and sent me into a five day depression.
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Thank goodness Amber Portwood is kicking Kim Kardashian's fat ass in the blog war. I feel almost human today.

34 comments:

sally said...

I know exactly how you feel. Sometimes a person just needs a break from it all. And I think when you don't allow yourself a little break now and then--you end up just like Kim Richards: vapid, silly, soulless, worthless, sad.
So good for you.
Glad you are back!

Dirty Disher said...

Thank you. It's been really cold too. The house won't warm up when it's this cold and that's another thing.

miss tia said...

hooray!!! you have posted!! sorry you were suffering from the effects of 'the stupids'....

hope you can get into your email as i sent ya pix of me and the trailer park boys! :D wish you could have seen their show saturday, THAT would have cheered you up!! :)

sorry you have heat issues :( do you need an electric heater? i have a spare one! i also have a spare kerosene heater, though i dunno how i could send that...i would though...

Alison said...

The rampant stupidity affects me too. Just yesterday I was reading about how Camille Grammer is the "savior" of TV and how she is the funniest and most interesting person. It's just so depressing to know people actually feel that way. I rue the day reality TV was invented, really I do.

Dan Zinski said...

If you have to take a few days off could you please not do it the same weekend I'm conducting a live blog? Not being able to spam multiple posts kills my attendance. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Dear DD,
Glad you're Ok... I was worried. But, sometimes it's nice to just "disappear" for awhile. You see? Just think about how many people care about you and NOTICE that you're missing. You are loved!
Beth in Seville
P.S. In the spirit of Miss Tia,
FUCK TROLLS!!!
:)

CJ said...

I'm not sure that I'd go to bed for 5 days after watching Kim... I might have just taken my no longer used Big Bertha five wood to the TV and bashed in Kim's face. Eh, probably not tho, cuz then I'd have to clean up the mess and don't have money for a new TV.
Glad you're starting to recover from what ever was getting you down... we missed you :)

.... we're like lost little kids without you...

Anonymous said...

I'm just an anonymous lurker and even I was beginning to miss your posts! Glad to hear you were just suffering from the "crappy weather, what is this world coming to" funk.

Just a trick I learned from my cat, even if it's cold and you can't leave the house, sit in the sunlight coming in through a window. It really will make you feel better.

Heidi said...

Good to see you Pat. It is cold and dreary here in CT too. Glad you have resurfaced. We can hope for Spring together.

Susan said...

I'm glad you're back, and sorry to hear that the stupids got to you.

It's running rampant, worse than any zombie plague could be.

Noelle said...

Missed you. Short cold days and long cold nights suck. Stay warm.

Melissa said...

Happy to see you back! As always, when we don't see a posting for a few days, we get a little worried... We missed you!

I completely understand wanting to shun the world at times, when you see that amount of stupidity.

Frimmy said...

Glad you're back DD.

Angie said...

The fact that there is no justice in this world, that the Kim Richards types are given these opportunities, it's enough to send anyone to their bed. Stupidity pays and people like us, we worry about heating the house. It sucks. Good to see you back online, DD

Bayou Jane said...

Ever stop to think about how great life would be if there was a vaccine for stupid?

Peg said...

Glad you're back Pat. I usually get SAD every winter but this winter it's just been dreadful. I know what kind of day it's going to be the minute I open my eyes. I don't even want to get out of bed most mornings.

We are going to have a balmy high of 9 degrees tomorrow. I already have the faucets dripping. bLeH!

Anonymous said...

So happy to see you are back! I know how cold it has been, I always think of you when I see bad weather out your way, & we always get it the next day. So, its been frigid here as well. To the poster who said to sit in the sun by a window, that doesnt work when its THAT cold out and you live in a darfty old house, it just lest more cold air in, I know! LOL!
About this post: THATS exactly why I have never and will never watch a Real Housewives crap-fest. What a waste of oxygen , this owman. Is she kiddin' me? She thinks she's gonna get rich on water bottles? In this shi**y economy? People already recycle babee. In fact, you can get a water bottle just like those, free at many festivals at the business promo booths. Its water and its in a damn bottle. Thats all you need. It doesnt need to cost anything. I am sure these are NOT cheap either. Is it insulated, to keep hot-hot and cold-cold? like a Thermos? Wow! I wonder where she got that idea? Thermos invented this thing about 100 years ago!! This woman has so much empty space between her ears, she could lease it out! She's a f'g idiot. So inspired?? So NOT original. Think of something new and maybe somebody will actually care. But thats doubtful.

rox

Anonymous said...

I'll sound like a broken record but....Glad you're back!!!

Daphne

Anonymous said...

Dollar Store sells these too. She's such a dumbass.

rox

DD said...

Yeah, you can't do much when it's this cold. It's really fucking cold. I haven't been warm for weeks. I keep socks warming on the heater and change them out. My feet are blocks of ice.

Anonymous said...

YAY! I'm so so glad you are back. I clicked on the link and then went to the website. She is selling those bottles for $11.99 and only gives $1 to charity? WOW!
Anyway, I'm so glad you're back and I hope it warms up soon.

~Palmetto Girl

Anonymous said...

I have to say this. That crappy assed Amber lives about 30 minutes from me. Her & her bf went to the Colts playoff game in a limo and had box seats. She makes over $250G a year from that damn show. If that isn't glamorizing teen pregnancy, what is? I would be surprised if she doesnt have another baby just to keep the momemtum going. She's fug as a mud fence too. Whats the interest? She beats up her bf and has a baby out of wedlock. Big deal. Welcome to Indiana you MTV idiots!!!

rox

Anonymous said...

Glad you are well DD.

Glad Rep Giffords is already going to a rehab facility after the head wound.

Jarhead

Anonymous said...

You live to amuse us. Remember that the next time you elect to selfishly drop out.

Peg said...

rox, from what I've read she's already pregnant with baby #2 and doesn't know who the father is. Of course that could be total bullshit put out there by a publicist to try and keep her name in the news. No such thing as bad press.

The report is teens are trying to get pregnant to become famous. This is one fucked up world. Nobody is holding any of these networks responsible for coming up with these hair brained ideas for these shows. It's all about the money.

http://www.popeater.com/2010/12/07/teen-mom-pregnant-auditions/

Anonymous said...

Glad you are back!!

annastasia said...

I totally get you-my entire week was like that:(
So happy you did not go away forever, I love what you post!
Feel better:)

Unknown said...

I'm glad your back online dd. I was getting worried. I hope your okay. I wish for spring to come sooner. So we can feel the sunshine and see flowers blooming. I'm sorry to hear you had a few down in the dumps days. ( BIG HUGS ) I hope the rest of the cold months go faster for you DD. Take care

A-Gran said...

Hey DD! Nice to see you're back. Stay away from those reality shows... they'll kill ya.

Alison said...

rox did you hear that Amber is trying to become a model? Seriously. A face and body like that and she actually thinks she can be a model...talk about embarrassing yourself.

Anonymous said...

The stupidity of these women is unbelievable.

Anonymous said...

I don't get that channel and do not watch that show so I just now put 2 and 2 together who Kim Richards was as soon as she spoke in her gravelly voice. Hard to believe this is the Witch Mountain and Hello Larry girl.

Unknown said...

DD-
I'm glad you're back. We worry about you and now even more after that stroke. But I understand how stupidity can get the best of us. Love you girl, and we just want you to be ok.

DD said...

Thank you.