I got up late and the first thing I saw, over on D-listed is, Martha Stewart's dog head butted her. Hey, shit happens, but, Martha shouldn't lie. I've been head butted by drunks, big dogs, babies (babies will knock your ass out) and one horse. Only one horse, give me some credit for learnin'. And THAT aint no head buttin'. That's a bite. Or as Lissa would say, "Sucker nailed ya." I got torn up by a raccoon once and it didn't stop me from living with them. Just tell the truth, Martha.
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yeah, that ain't no headbutt....i've been headbutted by poli (and she's got a hard head, let me tell ya) and i've been bruised, but no split lip....
she probably is saying it's a head butt so that the doggy is not labeled vicious....
a bite for sure...tooth puncture on other side of mouth. And who was there to take/post pictures? Really!
i believe she said her stable manager went with her and took the pix....
I needed a good laugh and got it! har har. DD, I got headbutted by a horse once too, wound up with a mean black eye and bruised ego! Bima
Yeah, once a horse head butts you, you don't forget it. Knocked me clean out. No cuts.
I didn't notice the mark on the other side of her face. I'd lie too if it prevented my dog from getting in trouble.
I've lived with English bullodgs for a few decades...they've busted my lips a few times, but the damage was inside my mouth, from lips being cut by teeth.
If you go to Martha's site, there are pictures of the wallpaper in the exam room. Even photos of the biohazard containers in the room--WTH?
Martha is OCD, I think. But, she's the real deal. She's odd.
She lied to protect the dog, bottom line. I can' t blame her. Some dogs don't like you too near their face. She should know that. She should know her own dog's "pet peeves" One of my dogs doesn't like me to touch her feet, I don't do it. Never wanted to find out if she'd bite me over it.
ohhh she has nice skin. How old is martha? 60.. wow thats alot of chemical fillers in that face. Ive gotten hit with a horse once when I was a teenager. You can tell with my nose. For thous that have seen pictures of me. My bridge is screwed up.
Yep, that's the first thing I thought when I read that story this morning, he bit her. I'd do the same to protect my dog providing it was me who got bit.
The thought of my dogs biting me never even crosses my mind. Though Lou, my cantankerous little Chihuahua will give me a low growl when I'm putting his sweaters on him to go out.
BTW.. Martha told Howard Stern that she has a 1200 dollar vibrator.
WE need a video on it at The Onion for sure. A re-creation.
Maybe she took too much ambien and needed to be rescued from her car after hitting a fire hydrant? Thank God that dog carries around a golf club!
somebody punched her in the face. dog head butt my ass. Martha got beaned.
She's gonna get a scar out of that one!
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