Friday, January 28, 2011

The only article that's made me laugh today

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These two genius robbers are Scott Napolillo, left, and Sean Knapp. Both have been arrested for a home invasion where they found no cash, but, Nintendo video games, six Beanie Babies, souvenir baseball bat, a cell phone and 13 AA batteries.
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Let's not even puzzle the theft of 13 batteries with could be bought at the Dollar Store for two and a half bucks. Not only did these two fucking idiots steal a seven year old girl's toys, but, they must have thought Beanie Babies were worth something. They tried to escape on bicycles. If they do any time, it's going to be rough. "Whatcha in for?" Man. They're both going to wish they'd stolen some lube.

7 comments:

miss tia said...

13 AA batteries?!?! that part cracks me up.....and riding away on bikes?!?!?! WTF?!?

did you see this one?

drunk woman assaults cop with dildo but it's more involved than that....long story and she has an answer for everything AND she fucking poses for a picture for the paper!!!!!

Dirty Disher said...

LOL! Uhh, maybe she should have thrown the socks.

Anonymous said...

Load the batteries IN the sox, and you actually have a weapon. Those boys look like total dumbasses anyways. Who was it recently?...she came home & a guy was in her kitchen, cooking. She had no idea who he was or how he got in. He was drunk and hungry and wanted something to eat. LOL! Did I see that here? I read that someplace. Such Royal Dumbasses. There needs to be an award show for this!!
rox

just wondering said...

Thanks for the laugh! And just when I needed one, too!

A-Gran said...

The Beanie Baby market is going to come back. The serious collector knows if they just hang in there it will be smooth sailing.

Unknown said...

BAHAHAHA. Dumbshits.

Alison said...

I forgot all about Beanie Babies! My brother gave me some for Christmas one year, which was weird because I have never collected them. They were kinda cute though. Anyways...what a pair of STUPID crooks. I doubt they will do any time for this though. Probably just some community service or something.