Friday, January 14, 2011

Pat Robertson is still alive? And talking shit?

Rev. Pat Robertson sparked controversy in today's broadcast of his "700 Club" program when he claimed that God created the blizzard currently battering the Northeast "to punish Americans who were planning to drive to do something gay."

Explaining his theory, Robertson said, "Because of the bad road conditions the Almighty has made, any gay activities that people were planning on doing will have to be postponed by a day or two."__ Additionally, he argued, God shut down major airports in the New York area "so that people who were hoping to fly to do something of a gay nature would have to take a train or a bus, so it might be days before the gay thing they were going to do could occur."
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I'm so sick of people like him. Why is he still alive and taking up space on our planet? It isn't even funny anymore. I think we need some ignorance laws and people like him should be put to sleep.

15 comments:

miss tia said...

he's no better than westboro baptist....maybe they should merge and be the 700 minus IQ club....

Frimmy said...

So the weather also thwarted any good deeds people planned to do. I'd even venture to say some holier than thou fanatics along with hedonistic non believers may have even been injured or killed as a result of weather related conditions. does karma only apply to bad peeps oh Holy Pat of Rigteous Over-much Christendom?

Anonymous said...

Well, there goes all my gay plans....


snowbunnie

Twinner said...

How about this lady who believes that the lifting of don't ask don't tell is the reason the birds falling from the sky. Aperently God is mad about that too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V17WGTvPHGg

Wow I bet God hasn't been this busy since creation.

twinner said...

Wow that is a poorly put together post, but you get what I mean.

Alison said...

Boy, what a shitty God...punishing everyone for the actions of gay people.

So sick of idiots like Robertson. He probably spends all day secretly looking at gay porn anyways. You know-thou doth protest too much.

Maybe God is punishing us because he is sick of ignorance...

Anonymous said...

Really...God talks to him? LOL

A-Gran said...

I'm sorry it took me so long to comment. I just got back from a long, gay drive. Did I miss anything while I was driving around in search of gay things to do?

CJ said...

Tonya ~ ya better duck... god is going to start throwing lightening bolts at you for doing gay stuff.

Frimmy said...

You know how I know you're gay? You attract or generate powerful and potentially dangerous weather patterns over vast areas of land.

A-Gran said...

CJ, I will outdrive his silly thunderbolts.

Frimmy, that comment is a perfect example of why I have a girl-crush on you. Fuckin' hilarious!

Anonymous said...

He didn't say that, this is an Onion story isn't it? People believe anything you write, that's how dumb they are.

A-Gran said...

No, Anonymous. We are actually smart enough to read the fucking news. Give it a try.

Anonymous said...

Which is exactly why I installed a gloryhole panel in my house. I got tired of having to travel. You can outsmart God if you have ambition.

coffeebean said...

OMG, I cannot stand Pat Robertson! Frikkin racist, mysogenist, hater in general. Just looked up some of the dumb stuff he says. I need to go to bed now, for a few days, ugh