Charlie Sheen told Radar, "I'm fine.“People don’t seem to get it…. Guy can’t have a great time and do his job also?”The Two and a Half Men star finished the text with a characterization of his detractors: “Bunch of turds.”
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Then he checked into rehab. In my neck of the woods, we don't go to rehab after having had a briefcase of coke delivered. We go to prison. I have a friend who's a lot like Charlie, only he's not a narc and he's better looking. His name is Tall Paul. Last time Tall Paul was out, he came over with some chick. He always has some chick and she's always good looking, a little harsh and has nothing between the ears. As we chatted and he put his brief case in his trunk, she spent ten minutes trying to get the lid off a Pringles can. I said, "She looks familiar, what's her last name?" He puzzled that and then put his arm across my shoulder and said, "Pat, you get all caught up in the details and forget to look at the big picture. That's why you have no relationship." She managed to pop the lid and it shot across my driveway and she looked in the can and said, "Wow! How do they get them all the same?"
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I looked at him as he drove off and said, "I clearly have much to learn." People aren't Pringles, no one is the same. And by and large, Charlie's right. Bunch of turds. Maybe all that's out there is a good time.
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something i haven't seen in any story on tmz or dlisted or any mainstream news story about his partying with porn stars, there has been ZERO mention of his long term relationship with ginger lynn...or was it ginger allen?
remember that?? he had a long term relationship with the famous ginger porn star from the 80s....why no mention of that?
the recent news articles make it seem like he has a recent habit of liking porn stars and that isn't true...he always has liked porn stars....
now the cocaine....that's a different story....that's pretty fucked up....
I always liked Ginger Lynn..she seemed kind of cool.
Charlie Sheen is an asshole who ought to be rotting in jail, not at some cushy Beverly Hills rehab center. Those "rehabs" are a total joke, I have read about them in gossip rags. They have private massages, Olympic-sized pools, personal maids, etc. The whole idea of rehab is to make the addict realize they've hit bottom and need to clean up. How do you realize your life is a mess when you are at a rehab that's pampering your ass 24/7?! You DON'T.
I love Charlie Sheen. His big appeal is that he does what he wants when and where he wants and says fuck you to all the tightasses out there who have no fun in their own lives and so they need to judge others.
I say do whatever you want Charlie. So you take some years off your life...the years at the end are the worst ones anyway!
Allison, why so much hatred for a guy who isn't doing anything to hurt you? If Charlie Sheen wants to get high as a kite and fuck porn stars then I say good for him. Those girls know what they're getting into. They want the drugs and they want to be able to say they partied with Charlie Sheen. Why should he be rotting in jail? The only innocent people he's 'hurt' are his kids and shit, he's still a better father than mine. I'll trade those kids a father who never did drugs once in his life for Charlie Sheen.
I tried to be a porn star but they told me I was too fat.
However, I DID strip for a while. The customers threw McRibs at me.
It was okay getting McRibs thrown at me, I had food for the kids before I got food stamps for the month.
You haven't lived until you've made change for a quarter while wrapped around a stripper pole.
And I made the change with no hands too. Having 6 kids in 5 years really gave me an edge over some strippers. The guy tipped me a nickel on top of the dime he was gonna give me for that.
I keep loose change in my C-section scars.
Or your extra folds of fat.
Tonya-I believe that celebrities should be treated the same way non-celebrities are. Non-celebrities caught doing the kind of drugs Charlie Sheen has been caught with would have been in jail a long time ago. But Charlie gets a pass. Why? Because he is on a sitcom? Huh. The guy isn't out curing cancer. I don't understand what is so special about acting that people who do it should have a "get out of jail free" card when they are caught breaking the law.
I don't hate the guy. He's nothing to me, I don't even know him, for all I know he treats the porn stars he's with well and they all have fun. I don't care if he hangs out with porn stars (you'll notice I didn't mention them at all in my first post). What peevs me is that he does shitloads of illegal drugs and the entire justice system just shrugs and says "Oh well".
Also, I have no doubt he's a better father than mine is, too. But that still doesn't give him the right to break the law.
Alison, you called him an asshole who should be rotting in jail. I'd hate to hear what you call someone that you DO hate.
tmz finally posted a porn star timeline for charlie today.....including ginger lynn (who also goes by ginger allen, no wonder i got confused....)....
i do agree celebs seem to face a different kind of justice when it comes to their drug usage...but of course they can AFFORD the best defense attorneys...that might have something to do with it....
Justice can be purchased. Look at OJ. It's bullshit and I hate it but I don't fucking hate celebrities for using it. If I were a celebrity and facing jail time I sure wouldn't use a public defender just to keep it real. I'd buy the best lawyer I could afford. Anyone would do the same. Maybe the problem isn't the celebrities doing what they've always done. Maybe the problem is that we pay people so much fucking money for doing something that isn't worthwhile. Think about it, if you were to pick a dozen people to populate a theoretical desert island who would you choose? A doctor? A teacher? A farmer? Any of those would be a better choice than an actor. I'm not saying that entertainers and artists are worthless, but they certainly don't deserve to earn more money than a teacher, in my opinion. But they do. And so they act like spoiled, little entitled brats. If I had the chance I'd do the same thing. So would most people.
celebs have lawyers waiting in line to get them off and collect their big paydays. & they earn it. I have recently started watching 2&1/2 Men on reruns. Its good. Its funny and Charlie is pretty much playing himself on there. Denise Richards has even been a guest star on it as has his brother Emilio. & then there was the very cool episode that guest stars Elvis Costello, Harry Dean Stanton & sean penn. Its a great episode. & Ducky as his anal brother is a good choice. But seriously, he just seems to be playing himself, except for the drugs, its all there. But if he chooses to die while hes young, then w/e. The producers had been worried because his lifestyle has affected his appearance and looks lately and it was showing on screen. He went to rehab to get his father & CBS off his back. It wont change anything. I also like him and w/e...he will OD soon enough and be a mere blip on the TV history screen. Too bad too, hes a very funny guy.
rox
Rox, I don't think he will die soon. Some people were just made to survive. He's part cockroach and he and Lindsey Lohan will be snorting coke off all our graves.
Um, Tonya, are you mad at me for something? Heck, yeah, I think Charlie Sheen is an asshole...and I'm hardly the first person to say this. Why do you keep picking at my posts??? No, seriously? I've never had a problem with you.
Alison, I don't have a problem with you either. It's nothing personal, I just feel compelled sometimes to question people's hatred toward others. For the record, I don't even think we know each other. I don't know Charlie Sheen either but if he called you names for doing drugs I'd ask him why the same as I am you.
I don't think he's gonna die either. Coke isn't particularly harmful, if you ask me. Maybe some hooker will fuck him to death.
Tonya, it was rumored that he had OD'd this time. His father & manager hurried to the hospital, it looked really bad. It could have been. It can always be bad enough to kill you next time. Some were speculating that ths was it. But he was dismissed the next day! He might be part cockroach right now but not forever, & when it does afect his looks, he wont get work. Not like it would break him, unless he's snorted his way thru it!! I could live the rest of my life on 2 weeks of his salary! WTH? These ppl dont earn the money they get thrown at them every week.
rox
Okay Tonya. :)
Myself I have a high tolerance for name calling because my older sister is completely psychotic and the things she has said to me I would not even write down. (She hasn't spoken to me, except to scream at me, for over two years because she thinks I'm trying to take away our grandmother's attention because I have a heart conditon. Not joking. She outright said so.) So "asshole" is a name that doesn't even make me blink!!!...It's kind of unfortunate really.
(Half of me wishes my sister would fall off the planet and the other half actually misses her...sick I know... but she could be super-nice SOMETIMES.)
Alison, your sister sounds deranged enough to hang out with Charlie Sheen. That sucks. If I had a sister I'd like to think we'd get along. Ah, well....
Rox, I know! It's creepy how he just keeps pulling through. If anyone else did a suitcase full of blow we'd have a heart attack. Ol' Charlie gets released the same day.
There NEEDS to be a reality show centered around Charlie and Lindsey. Just cameras watching them hoover drugs. Shit, I'd watch that!
Tonya-I think my sister would scare even Charlie Sheen! ;)
I don't think Charlie will die any time soon. Same with Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan, Courtney Love, etc. Their bodies are probably practically immune to huge amounts of drugs by now....I have built up tolerance to heart medication because I've taken so much of it, nothing but the strongest stuff will even touch me now. I imagine it's the same for people who do a shitload of coke, meth, et al.
I kind of feel sorry for the S.O.B. Imagine how shitty your life must be when the only way you can really have a great time is with a suitcase of blow and a houseful of porn stars. That's like the plot of a teen movie (Porky's, American Pie, etc.) and this guy calls it a weekend. Seriously, what an empty shell of a guy he must be. And stunted. Over 40 and partying nonstop? What a child he must be in real life. Sad fucker....
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