Blind item on D-listedThis A list long time rocker from one of the biggest rock groups ever has a secret. Although he has encouraged a reputation that he is a ladies man and has dated supermodels in the past, he did so knowing he has a very small peen. Extra small. Small as his first name in inches. So small that when he goes on tour he only ever has sex with groupies that have had several of the band or road crew first. Our singer feels like this way she will be tired and not notice how small he is.
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That photo was with it. I've laughed at this rumor before. But, now I'll give some details. Because Mick Jaggar doesn't know me from shit and it's the only name I'll ever drop (except the Liberace post). I was in NYC with my boyfriend at the time (Harry, who I write about in my goofy stories), in the seventies, and we were at this crazy place. It was crowded, full of freaks and snobs and I got shoved against a railing. I was sort of pissed off because it wasn't a place I wanted to be anyway and I grabbed the rail to push myself back and my face was, for a few seconds, level with some asshole's crotch on the other side of the railing. Whoever he was, he had quite a nice basket of goodies. Not huge, but, normal and well formed. I could tell because he was wearing THOSE pants. Minus the knee pads. You could see everything.
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It was Mick Jaggar. There is no mistaking Mick Jaggar. He stopped walking, turned and looked me up and down. Then he raised one eyebrow and gave me the famous pout. I responded by standing there with my mouth hanging open like a fucking idiot. He shook back his hair, raised his glass to me and walked off, amused. He was wearing those pants, a red and white stripped brushed cotton pajama top and white shoes. No jewelry. He didn't need it.
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I pushed through the crowd and found my stupid drunk boyfriend and asked him what the fuck Mick Jaggar was wearing? He looked around and said, I dunno, baseball pants? All I knew was, whatever they were, they made short people with skinny legs look fucking hot and I wanted some. Leggings became my eternal friend and denim took a backseat from that day on. And Mick Jaggar? Never saw him again, but, I laugh every time this rumor pops up.
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See, you thought it was a dirty story, didn't you? Shame on you. If I'd been quicker back then, maybe it would have been. Dammit.
19 comments:
That is way cooler than my Abdullah the Butcher story.
You have the best stories and I tune in on a regular basis to check them out. Thanks!
On the other hand I wonder if Mick actually cares what anyone thinks? Do you think after all the sex, gorgeous girls etc he has had he actually gives a hoot what they say about him? Small or regular size package.. I think he's been laughing all the way tot he bank... or bedroom... for decades.
Janie
I think all guys would care. Shrugs.
Mabel, I'd like to hear you Abdullah story.
I forgot to add that Mick was wearing blue eye shadow and mascara. He was craggy and gorgeous.
i really don't think he'd care if anyone thought he has a small dick or not...he's fucked THOUSANDS of women....
i bet sylvia plaster caster has a cast of him!! wasn't that her name? sylvia?
Her name is Cynthia plaster caster. There is a website with groupie ratings on it called groupiedirt.com and they said Mick is quite well hung and also really into giving oral. Keith Richards made a crack about Mick having a small dick and it infuriated Mick. The story has been around for quite a while.
There's a documentary Let's Spend The Night Together: Confessions of Rock's Greatest Groupies that's about all the groupies from the late 60's and 70's that's pretty good. Sweet Connie, Pamela Des Barres and a few others are featured. I think it's on Youtube.
cynthia! thanks! i didn't think sylvia sounded right!!!
i read pamela des barres book years ago....good read!
I was thinking that to tia. That the plaster lady should have a casing of his peen.
I've seen pics of him that were a bit revealing also. He ain't SMALL! Unless he was packin' some sweat sox, cuz he was NOT even close to small. I know small, short guys that can hang 10, trust me. It has nothing to do with height! I also heard this about Ashton Kutcher straight from Brittany Murphy's mouth on Leno, then I heard it the other way, he had made the Big Schlong list along with Leonarda and some others, Colin Ferrell, (duh!) and gawd, I wish I could remember them all. So, we don't really know whats going on inside a dude's pants, unless we see him w/o them! But Pat, I am gonna agree with you on this. He's nearly 70 and still hawt as he**!!!! Any man that age that still has amazing hair, like all the Stones do, is still a sexy-ass in my book! Yum. Besides, he only dates girls in their 20's, he has some supernatural powers down there, IMHO.
rox
Yeah, I'm not a size queen and usually pay no attention to it, but, it was in my face. And it looked fine, though I never saw it hard. Too bad. Anyway, my guess was at least 6 inches.
DD, 6"!!!!!!!! You crack me up! You totally remember Mick's dick clearly. It made an impression! Look it up on that chicks site that makes plaster casts of them? You know she's done Mick's!!! Gawd, if she hasn't done Mick's, she may as well go home. He is one Hawt M-Fo tho. Dayum, I'd hit that. But I ain't 20 anymore. LOL!!
rox
And PS: How do you know you didn't see it hard? LOL!!!
OMG!!! Tia!! Again, I should read the comments before posting. Late again. Gawd, its getting embarrassing.
Peg, of course. Those lips, that mouth, were made by God for an "oral exam"
Peg,
Blast you! I'm sucked into this groupiedirt.com website now! This is the most wonderful trash I've read in a long time!
I know right Tonya? Nothing better than reading about dick sizes and who is good or sucks in the sack. LOL
BTW.. I've heard that the largest man ever in Hollywood was Milton Berle at 14 inches. Ewwww.
What can I say? I'm a visul person. It was RIGHT there.
When the USA falls you only have your nasty retarded selves to thank. How you spent your time will be reviewed one day when all is said and done. This stuff is what you chose to give your attention to while the country was being robbed blind.
Hey anon, fuck off. Go read about some dick sizes. Maybe it will take your mind off shit and loosen that stick up your ass.
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