I just read about The Real Housewives Of Miami. Dear Bravo, I realize the housewife series (s) have been successful for you, but, why do they all have to be ridiculously rich? How about a Real Housewives Of The DD Blog? We could show you how to dig out of the snow with a hamper lid, shop for food and bargains at the Dollar General, prepare full meals from canned crap in our cupboards when we're snowed in, plastic our windows, duct tape our pipes and and show many other skills.*
We are diverse, we are Wiccans, Pagans, Christians, Jews, Athiests and Agnostics. We know how to disagree without starting a war and we already stand behind each other when times are tough. I've gotten my best advice in the comment section here. We can even throw in a troll for controversy. Our troll is more out of control than NeNe Leeks OR Kyle Richards. What do you say, Andy Cohen? I guess I just don't understand why Bravo thinks we want to watch more grown women wasting money.
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PS..our kids are cuter than theirs too.
PS..our kids are cuter than theirs too.
18 comments:
I have to take my mother shopping today. That could be a whole episode.
yeah, i don't get "the real housewives" thing....i mean 1) they are not REAL HOUSEWIVES and 2) most of 'em are plastic and botoxed....so they're fake on a multitude of levels.....
ugh...good luck running the streets with your mother today!
I'll need it. I should have something to blog later though. Shopping with her is like prison.
Oh, I want to be on the Real Housewives of Dirty Disherville! I can be emotionally unstable and drunk!
My dog is pissing me off. He makes click clack noises around the door and when I let him out he stands there and shakes and won't pee. Does he think I have it any better? My toilet is like a block of ice.
Nothing but a bunch of plastic posers on any of those shows. None of them are real and most of them aren't even married. Bogus waste of time.
Don't 'housewives' clean their own houses? I'll bet none of them bitches scrub toilets.
LMAO!!!! You, your mom, snow, and DG! Gawd, I wanna be there to witness that! hahahaha!!!
I was laughing so f'g hard at this post! "How to...plastic our windows..." I lost it at that! Its soooooo true! This is a funny as he** post. A great Friday laugh! Thank you! Bravo! Bravo!
& I dont watch this crap, there are about 10,000 channels DD. You can find another show to watch, unless TRHW is your crack! LOL. Lately, mine has been 2 & 1/2 men. I think I am watching it so when Charlie OD's and is no more, I will have seen his last works. He's such an artist! LOL!!!
"Men, Men, Men, Men, Manly men, Men, Men, Men men..." gah!!!! & thats the opening song for this masterpiece! It is crack, cuz its not new, same same every week. I just watch the reruns on FX and a local channel. It is easy to watch a sitcom, you can get up and leave and get a snakc, visit the potty, and come back & its either over & another episode is starting or the commercial break just ended!
My husband has to take his 83 yr old father shopping sometimes, he walks like Carol Burnetts boss(Tim Conway), the Conway shuffle. LOL...it makes him crrraaazy and he just has him stand still with the cart and he runs around grabbing all the stuff and comes back & he's moved about 2 ft! Its an all-day experience. I have to laugh, sometimes our hell is right here, ya know? Bawahahahaha!!!!
Can we all have Dirty Dishes in our sinks, cuz thats pretty cool. Show our loyalty, recognize...BITCHES!!! LOL...hey, its friday. Leave me alone.
I hope I make the cut, I think you are all the bomb. And I have cute kids.
DD finally acknowledged me in a post. I got validation and that is what I am looking for, besides attention. Can't wait to be part of this tv show. I'll work on improving my trolling.
Hmmm.
I have admitted that TRHW can be my drug. Not interested in Orange county anymore.
I want to be a dirty disher side kick!!
...and if it's the nasaly drawl they are looking for, we can plug our noses!
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Hmm i thought the use of the word 'real' was because these women, unlike the characters on the show 'desperate housewives' are actual people as opposed to actresses? I never thought for one minute it was because their lives bear any semblance of normality..
liz (from NZ)
Hmm i thought the use of the word 'real' was because these women, unlike the characters on the show 'desperate housewives' are actual people as opposed to actresses? I never thought for one minute it was because their lives bear any semblance of normality..
liz (from NZ)
Tia is her own troll.
Troll trolling themselves.
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