I was watching Anne Burrell and she put a whole cup of salt in a pot of soup. She said she likes her food seasoned. You should season your food well. Then she started talking like a Muppet. For no reason. I guess she just likes to pretend she's a Muppet. Now she stars in Worst Cooks In America. Which I think is right.
Monday, February 21, 2011
Big fuzzy C word
I was watching Anne Burrell and she put a whole cup of salt in a pot of soup. She said she likes her food seasoned. You should season your food well. Then she started talking like a Muppet. For no reason. I guess she just likes to pretend she's a Muppet. Now she stars in Worst Cooks In America. Which I think is right.
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I'm always horrified at the amount of salt these people dump in their food, and I love salt!
It's gross. Food Network is so retarded. I hate them all.
She put 2 cups of salt in Bolognese sauce, me, my hubby and nephew couldn't believe it! It would have been inedible. Oh, Pat, watch Bitchin Kitchen on the Cook channel. so funny and cute. and Portlandia.
bima
Bitchin Kitchen leaves me feeling like I don't get the joke. Sorry. All the real food shows are a joke anyhow. 30 min meals? ALL meals are 30 minutes. WTF? Coffee experts? Shut the fuck up and make a pot of Foldgers.
A WHOLE CUP OF SALT?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?
holy fucking shit!! i mean unless it's like a 50 gallon pot or something....but i doubt that....
1 cup?????????????? That would put me in bed for a month & I would throw up for days. Thats sickening. That is wrong and no longer acceptable. Does she NOT know that? She was a nobody that was on a cooking show competition on FN and somehow got the networks attention. I dont get it either.
Can she spell "Stroke"?????????? Cuz thats a stroke in a pot. I bet she sings The Stroke Song when she grabs the salt shaker. And I LOOOVE that song. Its sexay!
Sooo...whats the "C" word here? "Cook"? "Chef"? Thats questionable. Is it "Chick that Cooks"? This post is not about anything "C". LOL!!! But don't think I don't get it anyways. Evil!!!
xoxo
Seriously..go watch her. It was a full cup in a reg pot. She does that in every thing she cooks. She's weird.
You can still catch some real cooking shows in the afternoon on PBS. I'm actually watching an old Julia right now.
OOOHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Big "C" word here is CUP! Duh!!!
Old Julia shows are a crack up. The woman had no shame. LOL...this entire post is cracking me up! Oooohh!!! Another "C" word "Crack". This is fun...the Bee Dictionary word of the day today is also a "C" word. "Collusion". Hmmm...?
I wanna know what her real BP is??? Its gotta be off the charts. Ohhh! Sh**!! Another "C" word. "Charts"...I have to stop. This is turning into a game now. Sorry. Dayum...
Childs = another "C" word
Someone should have had decaf today...LOL Just kidding Rox ;)
I don't mind watching some of the shows, there are some good pointers to be picked up, I think. I had to teach myself to cook so it's interesting to find out things like the reason you add salt AFTER the water is boiling is because otherwise the salt will fall to the bottom and scar your pot. I'm easily amused, apparently...LOL
If she wasn't cooking that soup in a 55 gal. drum, then she deserved the title of Worse Cook in America.
There was an older BBC show called "The Two Fat Ladies" that was really interesting. They'd go from place to place on a motorcycle with a sidecar.
They were very entertaining.
I liked that one, Bayou.
I LOVED Two Fat Ladies!! My son and I would catch their show every time it was on. They were so cool. Old, fat, smoking, biker women who could cook really well! Their show was a whole experience of cool things. The food, the scenery, the variety of buildings they would visit for their shows. Yeah, good times.
Very salty liquorice in Demark is called spunk
A kunt in german is a sheath or skabbard in which to hold or contain a coachman's horse whip when not in use
When Giada De Laurentiis speaks en italia its g-en-italia or Genitalia De Laurentiis.
kitchin bitcheng is das poop stoop
Show and tell - making the classic fortune teller which is also called the cootie catcher or the salt cellar.
http://www.origami-resource-center.com/fortune-teller.html
wonder if the audience knows i am Vajazzled
Actress JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT (zit commercials) regularly gives her genitals a sparkly makeover - by decorating her "precious lady" with expensive crystals.
The Ghost Whisperer star first experienced the wonder of the vaginal glitter when a friend offered to add a dash of bling to cheer her up after a love split - and now she regularly adds a sparkle before going out to attend events, parties and launches.
She explains, "It's called 'vajazzling'. After a break-up, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady and it shined (sic) like a disco ball... Women should 'vajazzle' their vajay-jays (vagina)."
Hewitt confessed she was wearing the bling during her appearance on chat show Lopez Tonight on Tuesday (12Jan10): "I am currently vajazzled... It's cute."
Asked if boyfriend Jamie Kennedy likes her sparkled vagina on the TV show, the actress quipped, "I've had no complaints."
Can you see it some one will sue her for muuuurrrrdeerr because they follow her shitty recipe to a tee and die.
If you can take the toy out of happy meal you can sue a celebrity chef.
today's blog was brought to you by the number 11 and the letter C. :)
I thought this person was on "Iron Chef America"? Or used to be. I hate that show, the Japanese version is sooooo much better and more hilarious. Food Network Canada doesn't run it anymore but they run the American version about five times a day. Ugh. They also run "Throwdown with Bobby Flay" way too often.
Bima I like "Bitchin' Kitchen"! Nadia G makes me laugh. "HEY YOU NERDS!"
She dumps a load of salt in EVERYTHING she cooks. She served food on a bed of rock salt one day. Just watching her makes me retain water....so I don't anymore.
Daphne
It's because of shows like hers the reason FNC ratings are at an all time low. They've just been putting on stupid shitty shows. Personally I can't stand any show she's on. I'm getting a little sick of Guy too.
The only time I would use remotely that much salt is when I am pickling something OR seasoning the pasta water...but never a cup for the pasta water.
so, is this "C" for "cook"?
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