Wednesday, February 2, 2011

jeluz haterz

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I've seen this shit before..but, this time I was struck by some of Jazz Ison Sinkfield statements. Not only does she see her fingernails as a "gift from the all-mighty" and a tribute to him, but, she thinks most women are jealous of her because not everyone can grow nails like her.
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Honey, the only thing I'm jealous of, is the fact that you have $250 extra dollars a month to spend on that shit. I prefer to type and wipe my own ass. I'm all about live and let live, but, when idiots start spewing that "you be jeluz" shit, I want to spit on them. STFU.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is just gross! How does she go to the bathroom, shower, etc? I have never understood why women have these long nails. My nails grow fast so I have to constantly trim them because I'm on the computer all day and can't type with long nails.

~Palmetto Girl

Frimmy said...

No way am I jealous of those nails. Oval shaped nails, reasonably long nails that compliment the hand? Yes. I can't grow them. I wish I could. I have to be able to actually use my hands. This woman's nails are grotesque. Probably as grotesque as her taste in clothing and I definitely am not in the least bit jealous. Pity is more what I feel.

Melissa said...

That's revolting and I can't imagine how she smells. There is no way she can wash herself properly.

Unknown said...

Oh gag on a spoon.. GROSS... Someone last week had a picture of a lady with long toe nails at people of walmart. it was so sick.. I agree with Palmentto how do you do anything with them?

Dirty Disher said...

It's like when Goopy claims we're lame or the real housewives say I want what they have.

Anonymous said...

That is nasty. There's no way she can wash her ass, much less wipe it. FFS, what does she do all day long? How does she eat....you can't even use those talons as chop sticks. Gross, eww, nasty, ridiculous.

Daphne

Noelle said...

I agree with all of you. It's repulsive. Kind of wish I had them cause on this snow day I would have something to do CUT THEM OFF. GROSS.

Noelle said...

Let me take that back. I wish she was here, just long enough for me to cut them off. I'm suffering a little cabin fever. Can ya tell.

Anonymous said...

i didnt read the post at 1st. I thot that was some sort of metal spaceage accessory around her dress. Aren't they painted gold or a metallic color? I am so stupid!!
But that woman doesnt do spaceage! But she looks like an alien. I bet it takes 2 entire bottles of O.P.I. to do her nails. Only $250 a month? The labor alone would be more than that. Those Chinese chicks probably hate her guts & fight about who HAS to do her. Blech. I would think that would be crippling, she cant do anything, nothing. Dress herself, apply makeup, go to the toilet, wash her own body, I wouldnt eat anything she cooked, so I hope she doesnt attempt to cook. Its just nasty as anything I have ever seen.I couldnt grow them anyways. Mine peel and break so much from always washing my hands all the time. This is one filthy woman. I agree.

rox

rox

sally said...

she fat an her mama ugly.

her mom's so fat she stepped in the ocean and said 'Who put this puddle here?'

her mom is so fat that after sex, she smokes a ham.

etc....

Peg said...

I remember years ago a story about this woman who was going to divorce her husband if he didn't cut his nails which he had been growing for 25 years. She said he had to sleep on his side with his hands in cloth bags to protect his nails. Over time the nails , because of the weight and the way they grew, actually caused a deformity in his fingers and hands. She also complained that they smelled really bad because the nails harbored bacteria because he didn't like to wash them in fear of breaking them. Instead he would dust them with some kind of anti-fungal powder.

Here's a whole list of these sickos. They are disgusting.

http://purpleslinky.com/trivia/people/the-worlds-longest-fingernails/

I recently read that the first woman woman with the white hair was recently in a car accident and broke all her nails. Probably the best thing that ever happened to her.

Peg said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niy24Zsseas

GROSS!

Heidi said...

Speaking of jelus haterz....10pm est tonight on E!..True Hollywood Story..... Kate Gosselin. I bet she think she is queen shit!
I hope they tell the truth!

Melissa said...

Wow, Peg, you certainly know about your long-nailed freaks! LOL! But, urgh, checked the pics and you tube and, obviously, could have done without...

A-Gran said...

I watched that interview with her and she said she will only let one woman do her nails at a certain nail salon. The interviewer asked the woman if she felt special for that honor and she replied, "I wouldn't say that." lmao!

She also claimed that growing her nails is a 'talent.' Her gross nails got stuck on something during the interview and her daughter had to untangle her. That was hilarious.

I wondered about how she wipes too. There's no way she can keep those things clean. Imagine all the filth that is accumulating in those curves. (blech) That woman has purposely handicapped herself.

Anonymous said...

Tonya, good point. I wonder if she has applied for Disability? I bet she has and probably got it! Cheaters ALWAYS win, to say contrary is false. & she seems to be eatin' pretty well!! No rpoblem with that. How about using a cell phone? So, whe she dies has she willed those things to one of her kids? Or do they share? LOL! I mean Edward Scissorhands didn't even have it THAT bad. hahaha & he was GOOD looking! And it was forced upon him, he didn't choose.

rox

Roxanne said...

& PS: She said she cannot remove her jewelry. I know there has to be a pretty bad funk going on under all those tight bracelets and rings. P-U! Honestly, to be near her is probably a festival of piss, B.O and just all around moldy-funkiness. Whoa.

A-Gran said...

Rox, I don't know why but I got the impression that her husband makes money. She's driving an Escalade (I'm pretty sure that's what it was, don't recall for sure) and she has a nice home and lots of jewelry. She comes across as a very ignorant woman though. I'm positive that she doesn't hold a very good job because she just isn't that smart. However, she isn't attractive enough to be a trophy wife either. Now I'm curious and have to go find out more about this bitch.

A-Gran said...

Quick google scan doesn't show anything about her other than her article. Facebook lists her job as "Truly Blessed," and lists her grandchildren. So, probably no employer of note. High school education only, and is an Atlanta public school. I sent her a friend request, if by some miracle she accepts it I'll copy all her pics and find out what info I can.

And you can bet I'll ask her how she wipes!

Roxanne said...

Tonya, how's she gonna hit the button to accept your request? LOL! Eww, she's really nasty looking, like its a rotting deformity. Of f'g course she's driving an Escalade! Every housewife in ATL does, don't they? In GA, you can attend college for free. I didnt get a college degree either but that doesnt make me stupid.

rox

A-Gran said...

Rox,

I'm not assuming she's ignorant because she didn't go to college, believe me I know that college isn't a cure for ignorance anymore. My point is that her high school education from a public school supports my belief that her husband is the one making the payments on her Escalade.

She says she doesn't type so I wonder if she has some sort of voice recognition software? So many questions...........

Roxanne said...

question: Would anybody eat anything that she cooked/prepared? Can you imagine the sh** that falls off those things? Just the crust alone would scale off daily. I hate this picture. Eww!
Just sayin'...many a billionaire, doctor, philanthropist, nurse, teacher, professor, scientist, inventor and many many more, and/ot including people on welfare in the hood or ghetto or down your street have attended public schools & own Caddy's. So, making Cadillac payments ain't a rich thang. It's just a thang. Just a thang. Lots of people that can't afford sh** still own lots of it!!!
LOL!!!
Let us know if she "friends" you. Dayum...why u wanna be her friend...gurlll??? hahaha

coffeebean said...

Eew! I keep gel on my nails so they look nice and in 2weeks mine are long enough that I can't type right. I like them short enough they don't go past my fingertips. Long finger and toe nails squick me out.

Bayou Jane said...

She said this is a talent because it is something not everyone can do...not everyone can grow kidney stones either, but I don't see a whole lot of people jealous of those that do!!!

And there are extensions that handicapped people use for personal hygiene---let's hope her hands don't get anywheres near her butt.

A-Gran said...

Bayou Jane,

Kidney stones. Bwah hah hah! Oh man, if she ever accepts my friend request I'm gonna mention that. (She will never accept my friend request)